Brit/pol - HAPPENING Edition

get in here

bbc.co.uk

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legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2018/16/contents/enacted
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Phwoar that's some proper backbench gammon.

NIGGERRRRRRRRRRSSSS

oi m8 u gota loisence?
>b-but im foreign, gov!
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcparliament

>poo in ID
>UK flag
Pajeet detected

So Lads, I'm just listening to the Negotiations Statement how good does this get?
Also Infographic coming soon I guess but this isn't the time for gun guides.

one of you Iads needs to shoot Theresa for treason
Take one for the team
Maybe the Queen wiII pardon you who knows

Reality has collided with delusional Fantasy, and the rats are fleeing the sinking ship that is Brexit.

The reality is that there is no better deal that can be agreed with the EU, than the one we already have.

It's over Jow Forums, your boring lives will not have the "happening" you crave so badly.

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NO DEAL
NO CONDOM

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These are the resignations which have taken place so far:

Shailesh Vara, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

Dominic Raab, Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

Esther McVey, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

Anne-Marie Trevelyan, PPS to the Education Ministers

Suella Braverman, Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

This should be titled
brit/pol - BREXIT NOT HAPPENING Edition

kek I was also thinking that

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OH, THIS GUILT IS A HEAVY CROSS
THERE IS BLOOD ON THE PATH I WALK
AND EACH STEP I TAKE IS HAUNTING ME

EMBRACED BY THE DARKNESS, I'M LOSING THE LIGHT
ENCIRCLED BY DEMONS, I FIGHT

WHAT HAVE I BECOME, NOW THAT I'VE BETRAYED
EVERYONE I'VE EVER LOVED, I PUSHED THEM ALL AWAY
AND I HAVE BEEN A SLAVE TO THE JUDAS IN MY MIND
IS THERE SOMETHING LEFT OF ME TO SAVE
IN THE WRECKAGE OF MY LIFE, MY LIFE

I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOMING
I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOMING
JUDAS IN, JUDAS IN MY MIND
I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOMING
I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOM-, I'M BECOMING
JUDAS IN, JUDAS IN MY MIND

youtube.com/watch?v=mQtpQ-DOyDg

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This is something else. Never before have so many been able to watch someone end their own career in real time.

Just leave and get rid of brown people, not rocket science

>muh jobs
>muh business leaders
>muh economy

fuck off.
we dont care.
we voted now fucking brexit.

Lads, is it just me or does Amber Rudd sound an awful lot like a pornstar's name?

What's with people going "yeah" everytime someone's called? Is this a school debate?

Put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table.

>referring to the EU as 'partners' and not 'masters'
May sweetie wyd

Penny Mordaunt is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, I'm with her

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>May confirms that Karen Posting is back!!!

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ARE NHS

muh peoples vote

more like leftys vote

>THESE FUTURE DEATHS AND THE ENVIRONMENT BEING DESTROYED ARE TOTALLY HAPPENING, PEOPLE WILL DIE! PEOPLE ARE DYING!
Heard this shit before

>remoaners complaining her deal isn't a good enough brexit

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>The reality is that there is no better deal that can be agreed with the EU, than the one we already have.
Don't make a deaI
End aII negotiations, puII your army out of eastern Europe, end aII foreign aid, puII out aII dipIomats and poIiticians, expeI aII European dipIomats and cIose their embassies, and decIare that because the EU is unwiIIing to negotiate on fair and friendIy terms that the EU is no aIIy or friend of Britain

Chris Leslie asking for a showing of hands of MPs who support the deal, only to get none, was a good indication.

>econumee
>jerbs

We didn't vote based on those. We voted to get our fucking country back. What is so hard to understand, honestly?

I didn't think Parliament had graduated to school debates yet, good job.

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D I S S O L V E
T H E
P A R L A M E N T

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Death to Criminals and Slime When Brazil user?

Fwens why are you leaving us?

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NICE 'n THICC

WHAT HAPENED SOMEONE FUCKING TEEEEL ME ALREADY

>Two Prime Ministers in a row are going to go down over bad deals with the EU

kek

We need to put the vote back to the people. The people must have the final say.

When will Jair massacre the leftists? Is Lulu dead in his cell yet? pls

Already happening, but January 01 will be a riot, Brazil will turn twitter into liveleak

Would marry

Ah yes, you cannot square a whale.

>Dances on your grave

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Why does this man believe you can't square a wheel?

>II
Why do you spell it with capital I and lower case L?

>DUP aren't happy
>Mogg isn't happy
>remoaners aren't happy
>leavers aren't happy
May's shit plan is on fire, but she's the only one unable to see it.

youtu.be/CLSq1h7AvkE

This
And if they vote to Ieave again then we'II have another vote untiI we get the resuIt we want; that's the European way!

Live coverage of virtually no one supporting May's brexit plan

YES WE NEED A REFERENDUM ON THE REFERENDUM. FINAL SAY, FOR REAL THIS TIME

>this country's best days are ahead of us!
>*riotous laughter*
yikes

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>leave hates it
>remain hates it
>labour hates it
>conservatives hate it
I actually think May is that far down her own rabbit hole now that she actually believes that she can make it out of this alive

my I key is broken, you weren't supposed to notice that

Proud of you user, hopefully we can get something arranged soon.

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They already chose to get the fuck out. All this deal crap is people who didn't want to go trying to stay in it.

>When will Jair massacre the leftists?
Which ones?
If the Minister of Justice actually works they will all be put in jail and stripped of all they stole.
>Is Lulu dead in his cell yet? pls
Still in jail, suffering greatly from alcohol abstinence, he's being judged again on another crime.

Will my right honorable frens enlighten me as to what's happening in a tldr fashion? Jolly appreciated

Will freedom of movement END?
What's all this backstop bollocks, who the fuck cares about northern Ireland?

Everyone knows this country is going downhill but people don't seem to realise why.

Best out of 3, it's the only reasonable way to solve this.

Want to make a trade?

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So is Brexit happening then or not? Is it more likely to happen or not

WE SHOULD SWAP NI FOR ICELAND OR SOMETHING
MOVE ALL NI PEOPLE TO ICELAND AND ICELAND PEOPLE TO NI
AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL

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This means it is happening though

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We need to ask ourselves. What would Trump do?

Probably "" < that desu.

Brexit deal isn't going to pass Parliament (literally impossible at this stage).

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QRD
>May presents Brexit Withdrawal Bill to parliament
>"Deal" includes no exit from EU institutions for 5 years
>Her party is torn asunder, Labour is split on Brexit, united against May

>Full EU Withdrawal Agreement
ec.europa.eu/commission/sites/beta-political/files/draft_withdrawal_agreement_0.pdf

>Full UK Withdrawal bill
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2018/16/contents/enacted

Parliament LIVE on Sky
youtube.com/watch?v=XOacA3RYrXk

Tory RESIGNATIONS
>Shailesh Vara,
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

>Dominic Raab,
Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

>Esther McVey,
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

>Anne-Marie Trevelyan,
PPS to the Education Ministers

>Suella Braverman,
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

Updates:
-Mogg to submit a vote of no confidence today
-Gove's people keeping quite but all resignations are pro-Gove [leadership bid]

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twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1063034758257672192

>Two middle aged women are going to save this turd of a deal

T Y P I C A L

I think we reduce the entire process to a simple game of rock paper scissors. Then we can do best out of 3.

if Mogg doesn't resign after this then he can't be trusted in future.

Reminder

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someone post a habbening stream pIs

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I've been dodging the bot on r9k for too long.

>profound consequences
>implying ignoring the biggest democratic vote won't have profound consequences

Honestly at this point its a toss-up. May seems to think she can pass this shit, but it won't happen. Either they decide to say fuck it and cancel Brexit altogether, or go with the no deal option. Never thought I'd say this but at this point No Deal might be the better of the options available to us.

New solution to ireland border: just annex the stupid island

From what? He's not in cabinet desu

She's calling a vote: take her deal or vote no, if it doesn't pass she's pledging a no deal brexit

theresa may

what a fucking legacy as prime minister

we'd be leaving with no deal if an agreement can't be reached

If they attempt to do that I will volunteer to fight in the EU army.

But you will leave in March, r-right?

liberalist takeover confirmed

oh true.. what can he do then.. lead the coup?

What? Moggy isn't apart of anything he could resign from.

>Gove's people keeping quite but all resignations are pro-Gove [leadership bid]
Fuck Gove, him backstabbing Bojo in 2016 is why we got this mess to begin with

NORF

That's all I wanted. Remoaners gonna bitch and moan for another vote, but fuck them. We're out on WTO and it shall be glorious!

Is she a fucking robot

Christ this is fucking hilarious.

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