What is your ideal Brexit deal?

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NO DEAL

crash this junk EU with no survivors

big mistake was not realising that you cant negotiate with the eu

Just fuck off already, you voted Leave, so leave.
'Great' Britain is currently being mocked by the entire world with these 'deals' they're trying to make.
The Brexit government is falling apart, ministers are leaving and PM May is having a mental breakdown sooner or later.

The one we got now.
Doesnt get much better than this for us.

stupid american here. why do they need a deal. cant they just leave. what concessions would they possibly have to make.

They lose trading partners due to bureaucratic issues.

The EU is the UK's biggest trading partner.
They can (for now at least) keep on trading without being bother much by custom checks/tariffs.
That's one reason why a deal with the EU would be in favor of the UK.

Lifetime supply of hamburgers for all native Britons.

You absolutely can if the UK didn't put a roastie whore to be it's pm, it had to be someone like trump.

The EU has been a little bitch, we should prepare in secret for the most brutal exit ever, but in person we should go along with the ''brexit deal bullshit'' then last minute as Europe thinks we are coming out with a deal, go full fucking mad cunt and cut all ties.

Sit back with our stockpiles of tea and watch Europe tear itself apart.

Only thing that change is UK have no obligation or duty to the EU. Why do they had anything different?

Being told to fuck of by literally not even a real country

>What is your ideal Brexit deal?
That girl's ass on my face.

Does she even have any?

destroying the enemy and drinking good brown ale from their paper thin skulls
crushing their hosts and scattering them to the four corners, turning their cities over to endless pillaging
enslaving their women and children, burning their homes and overthrowing their gods

it seems to me that no deal is best deal. once UK has left, the pain is going to come home to the Eu, not the UK. despite being big trade partners, they still have WTO rules as a basic framework. if Uk uses the trump method (stop immigration) then the economy will accelerate, with or without EU. trump has proven that to spur the economy all you have to do is restrict migration, cheap labor dries up
in any event, once UK has left and there is no deal, the pressure will mount on EU to give a decent deal
they are basically a butthurt wife going through divorce, and UK is the man here. once the man leaves and takes all his ability to make money with him, the bitch starts to hurt, and will come crawling for whatever she can get

No deal. Cut all trade and diplomatic relations and impose sanctions. Reward other nations that leave the EU.

Aha.

Hard BREXIT without trade nor deal with EU

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Seems like it will be so. May got voted down and abandoned.

Buddy, Europe doesn’t need you so much.

Conan?

The sane version.

UK declares that they will be out of the Union and accept the WHO trade rules for all commerce with the EU.
No more payouts to Europe and freedom of movement of people is over.
Workers who have been in the UK 3 months or longer will have work visas automatically for 2019 and a policy for who goes back and who can stay will be in place in march.
All migrants who have gotten to the UK via other EU nations will be deported to Calais (origin of most migrant entries) following the Dublin treaty. Alternatively migrants will be dropped on inflatable motorboats outside the coast of Libya.
Border between Northern Ireland and Ireland will be secured by army.
EU fisheries will be banned from UKs historical nautical economic zone and fishing boats will be captured.

The Calais tunnel will be blocked until France plays ball.
Open bilateral free trade with US, India, Australia, NZ, Canada and Norway.

Threaten a naval blockade of ships leaving the EU if they are messing with British trade.
Inform the EU that economic sanctions will be seen as an act of aggression and will be responded to in kind.
Let UKIP negotiate with full authority until end of december.

Thats not even a big deal, can still trade after leaving the union, you just wont be able to smuggle as much illegal shit into uk anymore, whats the big deal?

britain under the fucking ocean where it belongs

No deal just leave and don't integrate ANY eu regulations

Leave EU but join back immediately to epically troll the populace.

Huh?

make our own laws
poles and other slav vermin deported

What about those infamous "Asians"

Just the entire island with all inhabitants exiting the solar system.

They join the EU one year after they leave

i was thinking the same lol

poles today, pakis tomorrow :)

>t. "Irish-American"
Reminder that the founders hated your kind.

The ideal brexit is us leaving, thereby encouraging others to leave, thus bringing about the end of the EU.

Let's face it, GB needs an ally in modern times. Their settlements have all become their own with no loyalty to the crown. A new union will arise, Canada, America, Australia, the Global Union.

kek

Sorry Sven, that makes WAY too much sense. It'll never happen.