Brexit Chaos General 3 - Abbo for PM Edition

Quick Run Down
>May presents Brexit Withdrawal Bill to parliament
>"Deal" includes no exit from EU institutions for 5 years - Infinite 'backstop'
>Retain free movement, EU judicial supremacy, 'parallel' EU legislation, no decision on Ireland
>Her party is torn asunder, Labour is split on Brexit, united against May
>She needs a parliamentary majority on the Withdrawal agreement
>She will not get the majority in parliament and plans are being made to oust her imminently

tl;dr: Brexit chaos, May Out

>Full EU Withdrawal Agreement
ec.europa.eu/commission/sites/beta-political/files/draft_withdrawal_agreement_0.pdf

>Full UK Withdrawal bill
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2018/16/contents/enacted

>Parliament LIVE STREAM on Sky
youtube.com/watch?v=XOacA3RYrXk [UK]
youtube.com/watch?v=uy31fzjYO7w [International]

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>Tory RESIGNATIONS
>Shailesh Vara,
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

>Dominic Raab,
Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

>Esther McVey,
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

>Anne-Marie Trevelyan,
PPS to the Education Ministers

>Suella Braverman,
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union

Updates:
-Mogg to submit a vote of no confidence today
-Gove's people keeping quite but all resignations are pro-Gove [leadership bid]
-Raab says "EU were blackmailing us"
-Pound begins to tumble

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START ACCELERATING.

real thread

1922 Confirmed.
It's actually fucking happening

>abbo for PM
i accept your nomination, OP

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What was meant by this?

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Nigel is pissed off lads. I've never seen him like this. Even a pint and a fag isn't calming him down.

fuck off

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It'll be some wet remainer cuck and nothing will change.

Greatest ally :)

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NEW PM INCOMING

MUMMY CABINET CONFIRMED

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Nigel pictured arming up with DUP frens

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I'd move off BBC Parliament now because it's the same questions at this point and the happening is outside of the House.

May will win the no confidence vote but if she gets 100 or more votes against she is finished.

What does cake taste like user?

What should we watch then?

>Gove leadership bid
For the love of god when will this guy fuck off. The only reason we have may is because he fucked BoJo and now he's going to fuck Mogg too. I hope he gets hit by a fucking bus he has been a catastrophe for Brexit since day 1.

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Sky or BBC News

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BORIS FOR PM

LADS, THE TIME HAS COME TO SPLIT APART FROM THIS SHITHOLE UNION. GOD SAVE OUR SOON TO BE INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND, GOD SAVE THE SNP

HAHAHA EAT SHIT ANGL*IDS

I've read this tweet 3 times and I still can't make sense of it.

I think we should legalise guns.
thats the only way to get brexit

You'll literally be Albania tier.

based and jeffersonpilled

Based and bongpilled

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BOJO just arrived at the meeting with moggy and all the brexiteers are writing their letters of no confidence.

Someone outside the meeting told a reporter that there are a load of remainer Tory MP's that who are the people that want a leadership challenge the most.

nah m8, england is finished, you're literally nonwhite at this point. S to spit
Muslims and slavs are based, certainly a bigger improvement than being on an island with complete cucks to the south

based bringer of tea

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Ironic, indedd

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So what kind of Brexit are we heading for lads?

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>I've read this tweet 3 times and I still can't make sense of it.

simply:

Remainers are voting for the bill because it offers the least possible Brexit. Despite it being hte legal enshrining of the UK's exiting the EU's treaties.
Whereas Brexiteers are voting it down because it's brexit-lite and don't want to Brexit on Theresa's terms.

good and hard

Who will the remainers back in a challenge? who are the likely candidates? BoJo and Mogg would both be great but Gove would be worse than May

the one where we realise the last 2 years were a waste of time thanks to May and were now staying.

Crab for PM

Friendly reminder that Brexit only happened because everyone in the Midlands is economic dead weight, and they know it.

They have no skills, no savings, and exist only to suck away taxes from the hardworking South. 'But Muh Nationalism!' they cry, knowing that without the entitlements of British citizenship, they would have starved to death in a slum.

This is like an old, sick dog barking at the vet, too weak to even stand, as the needle of euthanasia inches closer...

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boo

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>Be Scottish
>Vote SNP

Is it in your blood to lose to everyone and always want your country controlled by someone else?

You mean Jezzer?

So were gonna be Ruddpilled

based

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how many letters have been received to 1922 committee?

Enough, he wouldn't have gone to see the chief whip if there weren't.

She's so weak and autistic I honestly feel sorry for her. Would not be surprised if she kills herself soon.

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Its ok to steal white peoples land as long as its LEGAL

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Fun fact, you don't have to be an MP to be PM, unelected lords can be PM though we haven't had one in over 100 years. This means, in theory, Nige could join the Tories and enter the leadership race.

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Well, you put globalists in charge of your Nationalist plan and they intentionally sabatoged it. Big surprise there.
Now they are going to rub your faces in it, and make sure the whole plan is undone.
He's right, they will never give you the real Brexit anyway, if you stop the fake one, they will make sure none of it every happens.

why would you say this why? why get our hopes up?!!? FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU

its very likely that May would win the no confidence vote

80+% of UKs money is in the service industry.
80+% of UK citizens work in the service industry.
the UK is a meme country.
A bank and a telephone

this is true. iirc it's only since the 20th century that PMs have come from the commons

Don't write those letters goy she'll win anyway Strong and Stable

a comfy has appeared.
cytu be

Jow Forumsliocense-to-stream

If he was going to do something like that, don't you think he would have just stuck around from the start?

Boring

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1063061297573646336

>this isn't the time for leadership change, only a policy change

these fucking brexiters, they're never gonna change it unless you threaten them

youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE

OH NO NO NO NO

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We were outclassed by the Krauts in manufacturing. We are truly untermensch.

Based Celtic brothers. The hour of our final victory over the Eternal Anglo is at hand.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>euthanasia for the sick and feeble
Pro EU cucks social Darwinism and betrayal of the British people doesn't surprise me.

But just for arguing.
The new "trendy" narcissistic eu cucks in European cities, most of them born in other countries and most of them completely without skills other than doing general office work, I dont think the EU has a bright future at all.
Opposition is growing in all EU countries

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So, chums, how d'you think Brexit's going so far?

Is it just like you imagined?

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It's ogre

Mogg should go back to the 18th century

>May wins again
called it

Still people in the chamber, give it time.

this would all have been true if our government wasn't entirely comprised of idiots

>Is it just like you imagined?

Yes, yes it is.

If only it was a fucking gas chamber

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1063062003370156033

>the UK is a meme country.
and it all happened after the Uk joined the EU, as has happened in all EU countries.

Have you ever drawn the conclusion that people are sick of it?

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BINO

As a remainer, yes it's just how I imagined.

It's definitely not how the brexiteers imagined though.

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gee, never heard that one before

>pm has faced resignations at cheques
>didn't change policy
>resignations now
>still showing no sign of change
>but we just need to get her to change, we don't need to change leader
Spineless twats they are

Nice

absolutely based

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Oh dear, this is exactly what I wanted to happen.

Boris and Gove been oddly silent today

>Is it just like you imagined?
to the letter
You don't actually think I believed for a minute the EU would let Britain go did you

The real benefit of the election was to prove to people how undemocratic the EU really is.

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Tfw born in Australia, have British passport and will get a Scot passport for EU free movement.

This is the kinda shit I like to see.

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They know May's won so they're biting their tounges

>It's definitely not how the brexiteers imagined though.
It is just how Imagined.

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how can we make it happen lads?

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That's because this is the D-Day they've been planning for a few weeks.

>he sincerely thinks the EU has our best interests at heart
>he’s deluded enough to think that this country even has its own sovereignty anymore
this was all a shit test remainers are still too blind to see. We’re a puppet state now. You have no future and nothing you vote for will ever matter. You are a powerless drone slave.

>Michael Gove has turned down an offer to replace Dominic Raab as Brexit secretary

THE GOVE KNOWS A POISONED CHALICE WHEN HE SEES ONE

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That cunt would do anything for power too

>100 year anniversary of WW1
>100 years since UK sent a letter to create Israel
100 years ago UK was an Empire, now it's about to break up. Good job goyim.

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May just started lighting herself on fire. Give it time. Wait till you can see some ashes.

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>Bottler Boris strikes again

We have a remainer PM of course it's fucked

I would honestly be happy with Raab as PM, listening to this interview with him now he's fucking great.

I want no deal damnit I want exciting things!

Even Gove isn't dumb enough to align himself with May at this point.

that position has no power to it though

He'll do jack shit fuck all like he's done for the last two and a half years.