>Be Australia >Convince Israel that Eucalyptus trees will be good for them >They name it the most Israeli tree >They replace all of their native trees with Eucalyptus >Israel has entire forests >Eucalyptus trees everywhere >Entire country is now in drought >Israel is questioning its water strategies >Can't link 1 and 2 and realise it is the trees >Suffer the worst fires in the nations history when they mature >First fire pretty tame, >Second fire they lose some houses, >44 Jews die in the 3rd fire >41 die in the 4th fire
If you are unaware eucalyptus trees evolved to encourage forest fires and spread them further because they are full of oil that boils and causes the trees to literally explode if they get hot enough which sends millions of embers into the air that can travel miles. They also cause droughts by sucking all of the water out of the soil and allowing no ground water to gather as their roots spread across the ground at a shallow depth rather than going deep.
I remember this meme from a year ago, or was it two years ago you made this thread, every time theres a fire in Cali, the eternal tree pops up, fuck off cunt
Aiden Perez
I didn't even know Israel had anything that qualified as forests. I figured it was a sandy windblown dry shit hole like the rest of the middle east.
Ethan Hughes
I need to plan a vacation in Israel. I'll be sure to bring my zippo lighter
>he starts the fire he fuels it the eternal aussie strikes again
Jacob Howard
You would think so, that is why they plant Bluegums, cunts will grow anywhere. Also they wanted to reduce swamp land, And now wonder why they are suffering the worst droughts in decades
Closer to being the phoenix of trees. During a fire the trees drop their nuts and lose all their limbs which makes it easier for new seedlings to germinate, but then the trees don't actually die either they sprout new leaves all over their trunks to survive, pic related.
Yeah, Radiant heat from the fire causes them to release the oil in vapor form and the result is even up to 100 meters away from the fire things can spontaneously combust
William Fisher
based aussie shitposters
Caleb Brooks
Underneath the eucalyptus tree Schlomo an Ruth come watch for the moon.
Rejoice fellow whites, for those filthy kikes will burn to ash soon.
On a side note, eucalyptus oil is a fantastic aromatherapy agent that I add to my humidifier at night. Good for preventing bacterial and fungal related respiratory illnesses. True story
Cameron Wood
It gets better. If you can get a whole forest of eucalyptus you get so much flammable oil secreted that it leaves a blue smog in the air. If it ignites its like firebombing tokyo.
Do people think Australia has literally the worst fires on the planet as a funny joke or something? Talk about not even opening your fucking eyes. >2009 >100+kmh winds >100+ft tall wall of fire >173-210 deaths >4000+sq kilometers burned Not like it is a new thing, shit like that has been happening since straya started.
It gets better when you realise the eucalyptus family of plants are also Allelopaths which basically means it engineers chemicals that kill non-eucalpytus plants so when every torches all rivals are super dead than they spread into far greater colonies of eucalyptus. Nuclear jew plant I tell you.
Landon Stewart
You would call it a (((pure coincidence)))?
Luis Rivera
I wonder which country has the worst fires on the planet, think it might be where the Eucalyptus trees come from? see
Our medicine has become better only over the past 100 years, last 50 to fight herpes. All the yews, over the thousands of years have practised this, so basically Jews have been the major carriers of herpes for thousands of years. LOL ?
Seriously what is it with Aussies convincing other countries to import and plant shit ton of Ecualypius trees
Ethan Nelson
Do you even need to ask?
Isaac Butler
>Tfw it will be the Aussies who finally defeat the eternal Jew by engulfing and surrounding them in a forest of extremely flammable trees And people say this is the worst timeline, fucking kek.
No but I just cant see how they kept a straight face while doing the convincing
Levi Carter
Who knows, we even warn people sometimes but hippies work on our side and do things like protect eucalyptus forests in California. pic related you can see a gum tree exploding, looks like sauron.
