My brother is vacationing in Mexico (for some reason)

Is he going to a normal tourist city like Cancun? If so he's fine, those areas aren't dangerous or anything. It's the rest of the country that is a shithole, on the borders (with US and central america). People abducted and killed by drug gangs in Mexico are the idiots who cross country hike across the country, not the hundreds of thousands staying with 50% other tourists and 50% the whitest (looking and acting) people Mexico can find to wait on them hand and foot.

He will be ok, unless he go to cancun or acapulco.

Dont leave the resort.

Playa del Carmen?
I've never heard if it.

It's in the Yucatan. He's fine.

tourists are preyed upon for robberies, or kidnapped and ransomed
or they may just fucking kill you for sport

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He’s in my basement and you should give your cc number or I will wreck his boipucci.

Is that why trump got so asshurt that he couldn’t buy land in the riviera maya?
Really activates my cashews.

Dont go to a Donkey Show. 9 times out of 10 they will rob you and there is no donkey. The other 1 time it will be some 40-50 year old with roast beef getting fucked by a donkey and the horror will stay with you forever

He should buy some fucking hookers.

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Get ready to see his skinless, dismembered corpse on bestgore.

Where does it disproves what I said?

government spends extra money to make sure those vaca spots are extra safe.
Since these places creates loads of revenue for mexico.

was there last year, still have my head. The worst part was the tourist trap gauntlet down to the boats to get to cozumel.

Don't drink tbe water, don't eat street food and ignore kids selling you bullshit. They don't get the money either way

handjobs are $20, blowjobs are $40, banging is $60-$80

Your mom rates have really gone up user.

kek

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tell him to avoid catemaco

for every payfuck there is almost always crime deaths boggles my mind.

Last year when to Acepulco and easy sex. being 6ft 4 white male I stood out

He gonna get murdered. Playa del Carmen used to be ok but now its filled with criminals just like Cancun.
>but but if I stay in the resort I will be fine
No one stays only in the resort, they go to antros and shit like that. And antros are cartel controlled

It was in baja you brainlet

He also tried to buy land in Baja? Well those guys are really tough specially in the sea of Cortes, they’re telling everyone to fuck off, they kicked out a Spanish Caja and some chinks, I like the way the run their state.

I have a friend in Mexico that dines on straight men. Your brother will be intercepted, kidnapped, raped then consumed by gay cannibals. He will die like a farm animal. Praise be to Trump.

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Never be alone , don't get away from the tourist designated zones and if the neighbors and the people look bad get the fuck out.
Common sense rules

This niggringo knows!

Jajajaj

stay out of the nightlife and the rural towns
also dont go with childrens,
a collage female clasmate went to mexico with her boy ,and the dumb bitch lose her boy (about 6 or 7 yr) in the airport when they just arrive in DF .she call the police and all that and they watched the security cameras .a couple toke her son when she was looking for theirs bags ..
the boy was never foud to this day

How long until his departure?

An inordinate amount of sketchy situations, probably 8/10, are fueled by the lack of communication from gringos to the natives. In other words, going to Mexico without knowing a lick of Spanish is the biggest thing that puts anyone at a disadvantage. You'll get ripped off by vendors, that's a given, but also, you won't know if people are conspiring against in front of your eyes. I'm not saying you need to learn a whole language, but knowing enough (i.e. Spanish 101) to know at least if people are gonna fuck you over is wise.

If that's a tall order then tell him to have common sense.
1. Don't drink anything that doesn't come from a bottle if he doesn't want to get the runs. I know those aguas frecas look tasty, but if you're stomach is not hardened like a Mexican's, then you will get sick. Their definition of potable water is not like ours etc.

2. Don't eat food at crappy street vender stands by the side of the road. This is analogous to number one. The food might be tasty and cheap, but it's also been sitting out all day and full of bacteria and gas fumes. Again, if you don't want Montezuma's revenge, then just don't chance it. Any sit down restaurant will have much higher quality ingredients, increasing your chances of *not* getting dysentery.

3) Don't go to any sketchy part of town by yourself, especially at night. This may or may not include clubs depending if they're outside the resort. Club scenes for the natives, outside of high net worth areas, are dangerous

4) Tell him to leave all the fine clothes and finery at home. If you go out with designer name brand clothes (Polo, Abercrombie, Perry, Boss, Levi's, Ray Ban etc etc) then you're pretty much putting one big ass fucking bullseye for pickpockets and worse. Seriously. Do not show material wealth in any part of Mexico. This even includes smartphones. Tell him to leave behind the iPhone or Galaxy phone. Get some cheap Huawei burner phone for the trip if he needs a phone.

Don't spend a lot of money. That's how spics know you have a lot of cash.

just tell him dont mess with the wrong people

kek

yes, the best sex is in jalisco

Tell him they speak Spanish in mexico