Brit/pol - May's Deal Edition

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHPPPP BREEEEGGGSSSSIIITTTTT

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OUT NOW

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WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

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>Katy balls

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First for Lord Protector Rees-Mogg

>Britain leaves with no deal
>Tories eternally BTFO
>Commie Corbyn takes over
>Redistributes Britain's last remnants of wealth to the shitskin hordes
>Hyperinflation hits, shortages of everything
>Half a million starving sick niggers destroy Buckingham Palace and loot everything in sight
>Police can't touch them
>Muslim government elected
>Sadiq Khan leads the revolution against the Queen
>She dies of stress
>Coronation ceremony wrecked by a quarter of a million niggers
>Prince Philip never takes legitimate power
>Britain's GDP never recovers
>Disease spreads among the 100,000 filthy remaining niggers, overwhelms commie health system and kills the remaining white population
>Britain goes dark as the hordes leave for the rest of Europe

This is the future you chose.

HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS

SHE'S FINALLY DONE IT THE MADWOMAN

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Most likely route forward:
Tory rebellion against the deal + insufficient support from Labor to get it passed. May's govt survives, but Britain crashes out of the EU. Screencap this post.

What will May say at 5pm lads?

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No confidence vote when?
Why isn't she resigning now?

NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL

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>the buckethead regime

Join the GOVE Revolution.

G O V E
L O V E

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Prince Charles not Philip

wot wos brexit about dazza

dunno, wheres me tin openah

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'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate the EU

Love football
Love me bookies
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as

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Prince Phillip would never take power, learn what a consort is you stupid fucking filthy American.
Why are you people always so fucking cringe. You go into a general not for you and start blathering on about shit you know nothing about.
Fuck you and fuck off.

Trump liberates land. Starts ethnostate.

GOVE
COVE

We're out like Bannatyne
Gonna go rely on Trump
Never mind the economic slump
WTO rules, it's poverty time

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Hope so

GOVE
is
LOVE

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This is interminable.

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COR I TEWL U WOT PEG, A FACKIN' POI'AWS VAOTE'D BE A ROIGH' CHOIKY LI'AWL NUMBA

>54% of brits are against brexit
>55% want a new vote
according to what you fucks

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How come the queen survived the first attack on the palace?
And why is elections happening at the same time as mass starvation and civil disorder?

Is it 5pm in Britain yet? You lot always switch up the clock so I can never tell

JC FOR PM

extremely low IQ post

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Hahahahahahahaha brexit btfo

The same polls that said remain would win the referendum 58-42

It's only half past Four bongs.
Half a bong to go before she resigns.

30 mins

Jeremy Clarkson? i can get behind that

We might get it all lads. No deal, May blasted, conservatives wrecked and a proper right party can rise.

>Promoted by Alan Cleverly OBE on behalf of Michael Gove MP

NPCs doing a complete political 180 after facing the first setbacks. They then move on to watching football.

>Mogg gets elected

Post yfw

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I'm pretty sure those pies have a little release pull on them. You don't need a tin opener for those.

Yes let us look at last to our Lord Jesus Christ

Why do people like you keep posting this when actual brexit is more likely now than it ever was at any point in the last 3 years

Nice brexit lads
Enjoy the leash

This

that would be better and the hamster can be his bitch

Give it half an hour lad.
According to The people who want "The Peoples Vote"

>Elected

Niggers think banging the queen will give them their melanin powers back so keep her alive a while.

*blocks your path*

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BULLDOZE HALF THE HOUSING STOCK AND GIVE A GRANT, AT GUNPOINT, TO EVERY HOMEOWNER TO TRIPLE THE SIZE OF HIS HOME

>a proper right party can rise
How?
Lead by fucking who?
There is no hope.

Source?

It's a news conference not an announcement.

Jesus? he's dead mate

will she cry lads?

will she cry like a little girl what's sad?

is that what she's going to do?

is it lads?

>of
>a
>type
>developed
>by

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So lads say in fake world after brexit what would britian be a leader in that defines itself on the world stage?

Well, what do you call it then?

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It pains me to believe a human typed this out. Oh, you're a mutt, nevermind.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

Half an hour to go before she has no job
But its not though

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EES NOT WORF IT DAZZA EES NOT WORF IT

DAZZA EES NOT WORF IT! DAZZA!

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sky news

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Oswald Powell for president

Potentially, but not with this government

Is Mogg going to step the fuck up or what?

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I really hope so
>mfw

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God i hate the left and their linguistic games. Somehow challenging the biggest democratic turnout in history makes them "the people's" advocates.

What a dildo.

We will still be in 5 eyes, 5 eyes rules the world not the pathetic EU.

Stop posting happening threads. They attract the m*tts.

>would britian be a leader in
POPULATION GROWTH

The soft brexit deal is going to be rejected so there is no alternative but actual brexit

HARD BREXIT NOW! MAKE THEM SUFFER!

remember that brexit means brexit

post yfw gove sticks the knife in by resigning 1 minute before the press conference

RIP

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Kill it. Kill that fucking bastard

Jesus fuck you guys are very blackpilled
Have some hope

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finance. could be the next switzerland if you sorted your country was run by people that love it.

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The harder the better.

presenter just said it on sky news

What could she be announcing at 5pm? Only 3 things I can see are
>She accepts the deal has 0 chance of getting through parliament and will ask the EU to re-negotiate
>She's resigning so someone else can manage this shitshow
>She's having fish and chips for dinner

absolutely GOVE'd

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Post your face when Mair stabs Theresa may

Someone grass him up to his Job Centre.

>People of Britain, it is with the deepest regrets that I must state that, yes, this deal is a fraud and a sham. The only acceptable option is a truly hard Brexit. Therefore, I have ordered HMS Vanguard to launch nuclear strikes on Brussels, Strasbourg, Paris and Berlin. God save the Queen.

>the damn has broken

OH SHITT VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE CONFIRMED
ITS HAPPENING

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>damn

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ikr fucking sky cunts

It's gonna be a second referendum, and potentially a general election.

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What does this mean?

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Fish & Chips

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