PRIME MINISTER PRESS CONFERENCE 3 MINUTES

Get in here and get ready for chaos, links will come when available

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Hold on to your butts

youre all going to die

Press S to spit on the bongs. This is for siding with the jews instead of hitler.

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Predictions? I predict a GE

is she resigning ?
UK about to get mogged?

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Please be a Sharia May resignation with based Gove or Mogg taking over

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Plebiscite

ere we go

Kek, what did she mean by this

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She’s going to announce Britain is sinking!

Prediction... resigns.

I hope she declares monarchism desu

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Apparently this will just be a generic “we’ll fight them on the beaches” speech to rally the troops

I wonder how many ex-con muslims she's gonna plan for importation this time.

SHE'S RESIGNED IT'S HAPPENING
>SHE'S RESIGNED IT'S HAPPENING
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Be a bit difficult adolf when she ain't got no troops.

Off with her head!

We need Mosley lads.

wrong, fake news

Mogg isn't about to ruin his life by taking over during the worst possible time to be PM.

She'll just repeat all the shit that was said in Parliament earlier

what happens if she resigns?

If the DUP hadn't fucked us over their autism then none of this wouldn't have happened. First act as the new empire should be nuking Belfast.

ITS REAL MUMMY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

So did Canada lol.

she wont but the party would just pick a new leader

More than likely some other Jew-controlled remainer will step up and stop Brexit

Who's this fuckin Ben Swain here Jesus wept

this is the only outcome

There will be a internal election within the tory prty for a new leader. It might lead to a general election.

10 IRISH BLOKES HOLD THE FATE OF GREAT BRITAIN IN THEIR HANDS

UK IS TRULY CUC.KED

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
SAY MY NAME AS YOU PRAY
TO THE SKIES
SEE THE JOHNSON RISE

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>MUMMY

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SHE'S RESIGNED IT'S HAPPENING
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she just farted did anyone else hear it

Absolute kek

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>nothing ever happens

MEXIT IS HABBENING

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I think it'll just be an hour or so of doubling down

I tell you, there were a serious strings of mistakes since June 2016.

A. delying triggering Article 50 to March 2017 was unnecessary

B. not clearly saying that there will be customs checks at the NI border for trucks was a huge mistake, that should have been made clear from the start

C. the withdrawal agreement should have been negotiated next to just carbon copying the Canada CETA deal and if the EU said no to that, tell em “ok, then no negotiations”

Lion and Unicron
Ah, England

Sitting watching sky news.
It's going to be a tsunami of fucking up from now on isn't it?

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no, fake news

Shes a mess
A big fat mess

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MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN BOJO

>implying it hasn't been a tsunami of fuckups for hundreds of years

Why the fuck did we fight so long and hard for that weaselly little strip of land that no-one gives a fuck about. Let the Micks have it, by god

Fuck you German bastard

I love how much of a clusterfuck politics has become. Not just for us, but for the whole world.

It's fantastic, isn't it?

It's the only reliable tradition we have.

May's deal is the worst possible option. The backstop is so advantageous to the EU that there will never be a brexit agreement during the transitional period. Because the EU has a veto on varying the backstop agreement, that means the UK under May's deal will be shackled to the EU forever. She can go fuck herself with a rusty nail.

t. Oh look the anarchists are here. Now it's a party

Watch it on BBC

STRONG AND STABLE

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I don't think people realise the true scale of how much NI cucked us. Every single other relevant NI party would have been happy for NI to have a different set of circumstances to the UK, letting us actually make some of the changes we wanted while leaving NI EUcucks to do their own thing. But no, the DUP said that we weren't allowed to do anything that treats them differently in case Dublin fucking invades them or something and now we're all FUCKED.

Fucking NORTHERN IRELAND YET AGAIN

I am saying the strategy was flawed. You agree that the whole process was a big mess... just as if it was all an elaborate scam to keep the UK in the EU..

All of these mistakes were made purposefully. The idea is to fuck up again and again until people just accept that it would be better to remain, then we simply remain. No second referendum, no more debates, no more mistakes, we'll just quietly drop the whole sordid affair and ignore the fact that democracy is dead.

Teresa MayBot would not resign even if struck by a nuclear warhead.
She's merely annoucing Gove has a new Job and Larry the cat is in cabinet now as well.

WHERE IS THIS SAGGY BITCH

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Exactly

No, it’s fucked up. I want back to the early 2000s when the only thing people cared about is whether Osama Bin Laden flew some planes into irrelevant towers.

She's at Greggs with Ngubu, innit.

The people seem to have culturally appropriated "Ordo ab Chao"

Maybe she'll come out and do some of her 'dancing'

>tfw your unwillingness to let go of your Northern Irish colonies ends up making you a colony of Germany and Brussels
The irony is perfect

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>people ITT seriously considering giving up the only conservative part of the UK

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Is she gonna resign?

what's happening? are you guys finally changing your country's name from "Great Britain" to "Not too shabby Britain"?

Hahah, that would pretty much put a fucking cap on the whole thing.

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Yep
Theresa may never has and does not want brexit

>She's at Greggs with Ngubu, innit.

I heard she woz with Ngubu making the new John Lewis christmas advert then they went to Greggs

Brits have always been terrible at negotiation because historically they have always gotten their way through maritime superiority and conquering the nations outright.

This time, the odds are fairly even, and legitimate negotiations is something that confuses the Anglo. Before this, they were conquered themselves by the Romans and later drove them out forcefully. There was little need for "negotiations".

Germanics are well-versed in negotiations. The many different tribes and agreements and winter-time sustainability made us more prone to reaching agreements.

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why would anybody purposely want to look like THAT

She's probably gonna say, "In the interests of the British people I'll see that brexit happens..."

Then the Vote of No Confidence will happen.

Why am I fucking watching this shit? Fuck it all, let the country burn we're already fucked to hell and back

They need shoulder implants.

they're not just anybody

Late May

John Lewis just don't do the pasties good, senpai.

>unwillingness
we literally never fucking wanted northern ireland

>During the Irish War of Independence, plans were drawn up to have a united Ireland with 2 parliaments, a separate one for ulster
>After NI was created, in WW2 we offered it to Dublin in return for them joining the allies
>After the Troubles we literally put the IRA into power and made sure the Loyalist Protestant Ethnostate could never happen, hoping they'd finally fuck off
>Now they ruin brexit

Cannot fucking believe it

angloes are germanic

Having a pint with Nigel telling him “eyyy Nigel, we should have just fockin’ stayed innit, righ’ gov?”

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great history lesson there sven

not

This. The sneaky kikes are desperately trying to overturn the decision.

Cute

>DUP hadn't fucked us over
quick rundown on what they did to fuck this up?

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>put a remainer in charge of brexit
>they make a complete arse of it
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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Further back, yes. I'm talking about since the time of the Roman conquest of the British Isles and the subsequent Anglo-Saxon invasions.

>The many different tribes and agreements and winter-time sustainability made us more prone to reaching agreements.
Oh yes, because the UK is just one big megatribe.
Plz ignore
>Welsh
>Scots
>The fucking Fenians (FUCK YOU DUP)
>Pitcs
>Celts
>Saxons
>Normans
Also I wouldn't be fucking talking about how fucked other countries are if I were you Sweden, the fact you're disapproving makes me wonder if May is actually doing something right.

tell me about the Bogdanovs user.

read The core issue is that Northern Ireland-the part of the UK which is geographically separated from Britain and bound by a peace-process that requires a very soft/nonexistant irish border-can't be treated differently from the rest of the UK.
NI is majority remain, but the DUP are voted in by retards to stop sinn fein (big irish party) from getting too big. The DUP say any deal that treats NI as any different from England undermines the Union. Now we're fucked.

>The I1 haplogroup is the only pre-Germanic haplogroup in Europe
>It is also the only haplogroup native to Europe
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING GERMANIC YOU HMONG!

>is she going to resign?
No you would have to kill her,
even then she would not resign
her rotting corpse would still hold on to being Prime Minister.
She always wanted to be mummy really
now she equates being Prime minister to be a mummy;
and thinks shes mummy to 60million people,
you never stop being a mummy.