I just came downstairs to find my 7 year old neice making scrambled eggs and I said I'll help as she is too young to be...

Probably the same Aussie cunt that was putting them in the strawberrys
Except this is fake gay

t. Chang Pai Pai

PAY DEBNT

I'm sure it's totally easy to insert a pin into an uncracked egg so it's not noticed.

Yea let's do another nigger hate thread

shes trying to kill you

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Sue them.

In general, when buying eggs you should open up the carton and inspect them for cracks before purchasing.

this

How could they know a white is gonna buy the eggs?
Some people just want chaos.

no u.

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this so much

Make sure to open your eggs before eating them! Spread the word!

#itcouldhappentoyou

>Hey, Dundee. Whatchya doin'?

needles in eggs is pretty stupid, needles in fruit, thats better, like apples that people take whole bites at

fucken retards

Didn't you just have foodstuffs tampering, strawberries or something?

Also, why would you blame a brand or store just because some crazed nigger put needles in it?

Not sure if Chinese fake eggs common in Aus? But doesn't look like it.

From the look of the needle it used to have a head, that seems to have been deliberately removed.
Possibly intended to blackmail the supermarket, or vegans wanting to stop people from eating animal products.
Would contact the market to check for more needles in food products.

That's for faggots. I go through one or two cartons per week and maybe twice a year I'll find a cracked one, and that's probably because they slammed into the side of the trunk while I was doriftoing on my way home.

tell your niece to go the fuck back to bed it's 4am

Have you considered the kid put the needle in the egg

This

fucking chinks

Is this some kind of advanced shitposting that I don't understand?

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I don't see how that would be possible

Needling an egg would cause it to leak out.

noone would ever get hurt with a needle on an egg as you always need to open them and even if you make boiled eggs you will still see it

if its true its vegan then we should start putting needles in broccoli and fruit

>Cage Eggs
Why or how is this a selling point? I can get stuff like "free run hens, best laid eggs". But cage eggs? Isn't that the default where chickens are confined for their whole lives just shitting out eggs till they die?

why is your 7y/o niece making scrambled eggs at 4:15am emu time?

Why was your niece cooking eggs at 3AM?

At 3 in the morning? Liar. This is why women think you're creepy and unemployable.

Needle shows a dark area on the end, likely looked like this originally.

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Also this

It's like when they advertise all these organic free range cage-free eggs here, and then it also says
>FED NON-GMO VEGAN FEED LOL
as if chickens are vegans. why are hippies so stupid?

This desu

you can absolutely needle an egg morons how do you think they do artificial insemination or genetic experiments on chickens?

because he just got done raping her and told her to make him some eggs

that's why you needle the chicken before the egg, so it stays in the shell

It's not Halloween anymore shoo

Op is half leaf half aussie

lmao your niece just got POZZED

lmao your niece just got POZZED with the aids needles.
Enjoy your dead daughter faggot.

#bakethecake

Well all chickens are just fed grain now. You need pasture raised chickens to have some that eat bugs as they're meant to, but that's too costly and inneficient. Tough some guy here has been mass producing fly larvae on cow dung to use as chicken and fish feed, so that might change.

>cunt reeee farm

what the fuck does this have to do with politics?

should have bought the bulk walmart brand eggs instead of that hippy cage free shit

when the chickens are free to roam about, you never know what they might find and eat

Bug women shop at the bug store. Also, lots more bug people on the way.

What does "GAS KIKES" and "KILL ALL NIGGERS" have to do with politics?

I going to needle an egg right now. I will report results.

Because this is shitty bait and mutts are retarded enough to make it work.

serves you carnivores right.

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checked and noice

At least the "free range" ones have some small chance of pecking a bug out of whatever patch of dirt they get to crowd around in.

Jews did this. I have proofs.

Luckily you didn't bite into that raw egg man.

We're all fuuuuggggg'd

Sue the fuck out of them, get a nice settlement. That's what we Americans would do.

They just arrested some bitch doing this with strawberries, she was a abbo Nigger who said she wanted to hurt white devils.

Lying sack of shit, it was a fucking chink the one doing the strawberries.

>implying a chicken ate a needle, and the ingested needle ended up inside of its egg
you are the reason brainlet memes exist

How the fuck is this even possible ?

I'm unironically doing a full carnivore diet right now. I live off only meat and dairy products. I'm loosing weight easily and I've never felt better from my diet.

pay debts

>Jow Forums yellow fever fags BTFO

Congrats you just won free money. Call a lawyer

Did they not catch the needle bandit from before?

You might want to keep that down to only several months at most unless you're managing to shit regularly without any vegetable matter.

It's just an Aussie version of the Halloween candy meme
If you don't check your eggs before you take the carton you get what you deserve
The only way that needle could hurt someone was if it was poisoned or if some abbo ate the whole uncooked egg in one bite

Most likely answer

It's the kind of malicious fake news that stole the 2016 election from Hillary

How are the Clinton's not in prison yet?

Fuggin kek

>feeding eggs to girls
why don't you feed sperm to boys while you're at it? take that needle, and jam it in your eye, degenerate!

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No one believes you, faggot.

well it's why I'm awake

Yeah if that needle came from the factory OP just hit the jackpot.

If someone at the store was indeed able to pull this off, the store might be able to look at the security footage because this would be criminal.

You have to eat all the eggs. But he found the needle in the stack of eggs because he's not fruity enough to find needles in his kiwi, therefore he's a repressed loser faggot who thinks he can one up his sister when she is clearly doing better than him since she's cooking and he just can't think his sister should be in the kitchen. Physically removal of sister from kitchen. Beta cuck in the making making a chad stacey relationship in the future where she is now always thinks there's going to be beta worshippers for her to remove needles from her eggs but now it's about his sister in the future. OP doesn't realize it but he saved his sister and saved her eggs in a way that she is now going to be extra careful when she eats and will only allow chads to dominate her real eggs since her eggs can be ruined by needles

Even then free neet bux. The store would have liability, it would just not be as far a payday

Destruction of evidence
cnbc.com/2018/01/03/a-fire-reportedly-broke-out-at-hillary-and-bill-clintons-house-in-chappaqua.html

>somehow insert needle into an egg
>no one eats eggs raw
>OP somehow has a daughter
>not how scrambled eggs are made
>posting about in on 4chinz instead of suing

It's bait. Subtler than the usual baitpost. But bait nonetheless.

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>all the eggs

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>or if some abbo ate the whole uncooked egg in one bite

If you're smart, you'll be able to make a fortune out if this.

Read this while thread imagining OP was Gordon Ramsey

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Why are you panicing over this? The needle was found. Plus, how the fuck would you eat the egg to have the slightest chance of getting the needle in your throat?

I also found this excellent

Looks like a sewing needle missing colored end.... your town has a grandma or homo serial killer

I had big paces of glass in my food once, I got it in my mouth and was thinking of swallowing it and realized at the last moment it felt too strange

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I bet the jews did this

it's probably a federal requirement

not being able to shit on a low fiber diet is some vegan bullshit
i pretty much eat only meat, dairy, and nuts and i dont even have anything to wipe half the time