Why do conservatives tend to be more happy and attractive?

>finger on the trigger
>100% positive she's had sex before marriage
>not in conservative outfit

Why are conservatives so retarded?

>Don’t grab my pussy
Could you imagine the stench of that
Ogres vagina. Uggggggggh. I’d need a pair of garbagemans gloves

nu-male triggered

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*Himself

Leftist are full of hate and prejudice against themselves. Why wouldn't they be miserable?

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I couldn't find that fat bitch's pussy with a map and compass.

There was an actual study on this.
Conservatives really are better looking, research says.
Basically leftists are/feel weak so they are drawn to collectivism as a means of survival.
Conservatives tend to be more confident in their ability to take care of themself and reject collectivism. It's a Alpha vs Beta mindset.

washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/01/10/conservatives-really-are-better-looking-research-says/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.007f29d99384

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BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH YOU DUMB CUNT

The thing on the left has man shoulders.

t. mudshit pedo

Because they aren't weak, pathetic cowards like (((leftists))). (((Leftists))) with a victim complex of constantly needing someone to blame as to why society says they're fat (it's because they're fat and won't stop eating) or why society says they're roasties (it's because they're sluts who won't stop roasting), this applies to literally everything they cry about. They and they alone hold the key to doing something about their situation, but that takes time, effort, determination. It's easier to sit around pigging out than it is to exercise and lose weight, it's easier to put your pussy in the shop window and give in to temptation than it is to, well, not. Again this applies to everything where (((leftist))) mindsets exist, but so do does needing someone to blame.
They've never taken responsibility in their life, they definitely aren't going to start now, not when they look in the mirror and see Shamu staring back, or some roastie staring at her own petri dish reflection, no matter what it is someone else will always be to blame in their mind. See, where they might be on some fat "pride" event or some roastie march, they might be able to drag other people down to their level (note: they need this because they're so weak they rely on safety in numbers, hence the recruiting) and convince them that they're happier being fat, they're happier being a roastie, but the truth is they aren't. They can convince anyone that's the truth except themselves, it's the same reason trannies kill themselves. In their mind, it's society to blame, not the individual, by pure coincidence just like (((Cultural Marxism))) teaches.

based

i bet her pussy smells like strawberries and peaches

this

She seems like a slut, which isn't very conservative. The real question is, does her hotness outweigh her potential slut-factor in how faithful she is and how she raises your daughters?

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kek

>taking your children to Evergreen College

The parents almost certainly voted for this.

theres 1 thing that truly separates liberals from conservatives, self reliance.

would you fare well without civilization? if the answer is no, congrats, youre a liberal.

the girl on the right cant survive without a steady supply of refrigerated insulin. she cant even walk a mile. even though she displays all of the attributes of a poisonous plant or insect, she wouldnt be able to identify one without google.

There's no proof that first pic was a conservative and a liberal.

But there's PROOF Sarah Sander is a conservative and Erin Burnett is a DEMOCRAT.

LOL

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>Erin Burnett is a DEMOCRAT

Interesting how you switched the conversation mid-post from conservatism and liberalism to conservatism and Democrats. Is Erin Burnett not a liberal?

I'm gonna fuck the Liberal every time over the conservative slut.

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Nope, just a mistype. Everybody knows conservative women are big fat assess. Just look at Trump rallies. NO good-looking women there. LOL

A woman who takes photos of herself like that is not "conservative"

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MAJOR COPE

It probably has something to do with the fact that Dumbocrats are literally getting stupider.

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As long as that roastie vote Trump it's fine

This. Centrism is the superior position

lol who consistently votes D now and i wonder if that is contributing to this decline...

>stupider
It's just a collateral damage of getting browner.

>bellybutton ring

>cuckservitudes
>more happy

maybe it's all the voting against their own interests... maybe ignorance is indeed bliss... or may it's Maybelline®

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is that a spas-12?

>having daughters
cuck

Better looking people get treated better in life, believe in a just world, become conservative.

Think about it. If you're a strong/good looking/intelligent man or woman, you've pretty much got it made. You're going to wonder why leftists don't do better. Meanwhile if you don't have those things you're going turn be envious and bitter, hence leftism.

M1014

because the hotties have taken the dickpill at some point one of her many boyfriends was right wing and he fucked her hard enough for her to listen to reason.

it has M1 in the name, so i can sign off on this

liberal women are fat stank who claim male aggression when no one wants to touch them.

youtube.com/watch?v=F5I3SMud6ok

Conservative women are overall better in every way. Ignore thots

Come down here to the South you'll see a lot of conservative % liberal biggens

3rd from right
Loved that character in Ice Age cartoon

>conservative
>post pictures wearing only lingerie on the internet

Fuck off degenerate

I'm sorry if you've fallen in love with such a woman and are most likely donating to her patreon, but take away the props in OP's pic and all you're left with is another attention seeking thot.