Creepy Porn Lawyer SEETHING
Creepy Porn Lawyer SEETHING
Leo Flores
Brayden Morgan
Nathaniel Young
hmmm
Anthony Flores
>Case No.: 999999999999999
those digits.
Lucas Peterson
QUICK EVERYONE SEND HIM LETTERS AT THE COUNTY JAIL
Isaiah Morales
>those digits
HOLY SHIT LMAO
Bentley Jones
OH NO NO NO
Jackson Edwards
>call to arrange a visit
don't mind if i do
James Barnes
God is real and he is pissing himself.
Lincoln Brooks
>Charge level: F
F
Christian Diaz
>Race: W
Sure thing.
Isaac Russell
Witnessed
Kek is watching
Juan Anderson
KEK WILL SMITE THIS EVIL CREEPY MAN
Ryan White
Kek giveth and Kek taketh
Carter Evans
>creepy porn lawyer
>mongo fucks any std raddled pornwhore going
Henry Jenkins
He didn't out labels on the two women. How am I supposed to know who they are?
Jackson White
I wonder if he knows people are deleting pictures they took with him.
Colton Wright
HAH unbe-fucking-lievable!
#believewomen
Dylan Gomez
Look you silly sods. Truth is stranger than fiction. He’s blaming Jacob wohl, the boy who was allegedly trying to set up the head of the FBI for sex offences.
WTF..!
Kayden Walker
>Oh bloodyhelly.
Hudson Foster
Things seem a bit upside down.
Blake Wood
>TFW CPL GOT DECS
>DECS
>DECS
Sebastian Murphy
Quick rundown? I haven't been following the news for some time
Jacob Jenkins
>its bullshit i did not hit its not true i did not
Austin Gonzalez
Ben Garrison has finally declared war on thots, what a day.
Liam Nelson
Didn't CPL get arrested?
Gabriel Campbell
This, what's all this about?
Who is he? What did he do? Is he Jewish? etc.
Luis Nguyen
Creepy Porn Lawyer thought he'd beat Kavanaugh but got confused and beat his wife instead.
Easton Brooks
The thing about statements like these is that it kind of points out the hypocrisy on both sides.
Juan Campbell
Who did he beat up? Has anyone figured that out yet?
Nicholas Ross
>That pic
Elijah Hall
CPL is not 6 feet tall'. He's Alec Baldwins' height.
Camden Murphy
What the hell? HAHAHAHAHAHA, he's trying to have hair.
Levi Foster
>horseface necklace on Stormy
my fucking sides
Also, he made Stormy way hotter than she really is.
Dylan Williams
It's real, still up there. Check out the site.
Easton Robinson
KEK, the jokes write themselves
Luis Murphy
The only person not speaking out is Stormy, so it must be Stormy that he beat up.
Jack White
>white
James Richardson
SEND HIM THE FUCKING OP PICTURE
Jordan Barnes
>stormy
>rack that nice
yea no
Dylan White
WOMP
O
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If I gets it breaks open a new pack of pepes with 1 chance for a rare happening tonight
Daniel Green
Joshua Gonzalez
No need for a trial I guess. Pleading not guilty would be inconsistent with his beliefs
Ryan Evans
Julian Gonzalez
Ah, but what woman?
Because the ones involved said he did not.
Landon Roberts
I want this to be true but it looks fake as fuck.
Thomas Foster
wew lad
Camden Parker
Height 600
What kind of measurement system is that?
Daniel Bailey
Parker Davis
Its fake
Laps did take Avantii in as they have a strict list and and detain policy.
Crowdstrike is aiming for trouble for filing false reports, as both women involved said nothing happened.
Leo Russell
Dectuples!
Julian Rivera
Brilliant comic!
Landon Lee
Is there a name of the female. Because if it wasn't his ex wife or his estrange wife. CPL must've roughed up a call girl?
Levi Morris
>race: W
whiter than you muhhammad
Logan Hughes
bump
Charles Martin
I like how he did the beaten ex-wife, subtle hints of islam right there.
Aaron Phillips
He's the guy that kept finding new people to accuse Kavenaugh, now he has been arrested for domestic violence
Josiah Jenkins
>case no. 999999999
It’s a sign... Kek has smote this creepy porn lawyer like the bitch that he is.
Camden Richardson
he lied
Hunter Flores
Nope, Crowdstrike is really bad at figuring out names, same as with their Mueller lie
Owen Hernandez
friendly reminder that felony domestic violence means broken bones, permanent bodily or brain damage, or injury requiring surgery. It also NEVER results in probation, but usually 3-5 years in prison.
Avenatti is fucked.
Nolan Fisher
DV category label could be a cover that he was with a hooker. Which would be felony assault and prostitution charge.
The irony.
Colton Nguyen
>not making stormy the fridge that she is
ben is really slipping
Thomas Bell
601 would be 6' 1"
511 wouold be 5' 11"
Jason Walker
So more than betraying the US in executive office
And yet, how did those injuries occur when both women have already bern on camera saying he is innocent?
Dv requires initmate long term relation, not posdible with a prostitute
Evan Johnson
because he beat a third women and not his 2 ex-wives who weren't there at the time.
Also that women was probably a prostitute that tried to blackmail him
Jaxson Wood
long term escort relationships exist
Cameron Jackson
Joshua Baker
Name her then.
Kavanaugh named Ford
Liam Morales
that women is probably in the emergency room, and unlike libshits who want to get 25k for going on the view, and a gofundme, probably doesn't want her life to be ruined by the hordes of cat ladies and degenerates who would bother her for rest of her life.
Charles Bailey
He got rough with the hooker and she ran out the building. This 3rd woman AKA neither of his twi wives he finically supports. She must've been banged up. Cops take pictures as proof.
Snctm?
Carson Walker
Show pics then.
So when you write this, is it sarcasm, attempted table turning, or the knowledge its projection, no different than lib gun scate cus they are they own the most guns and use them the most?
Robert Gray
no
Kayden Edwards
>no different than lib gun scate cus they are they own the most guns and use them the most?
wtf
Blake Jackson
Avenatti will become redpilled in your lifetime. His ideological convictions won't survive contact with their real world application.
Mason Williams
Alright, its as real as the employment index then.
Go ahead, look up who commits the most shootings in the US and who owns the most
Its one and the same
Tyler Bell
english isn't your first language is it?
you have to go back.
Ayden Howard
Will he be disbarred for this?
Charles White
If he's still in jail, then LASD will classify him as K-10 (high profile inmate). He'll be in his own cell and will most likely be escorted by a Sergeant and a Lieutenant when he needs to go to court or whatnot.
t.former IRC deputy
Lincoln Wilson
Carson Ross
probably means the nigs and spics who shoot each other in droves in the cities
Samuel Gutierrez
wohl sounds jewish
Nathaniel Sanders
Being a little too generous on Ford there, where are wrinkles?
Aiden Peterson
>Crowdstrike is aiming for trouble for filing false reports, as both women involved said nothing happened.
You don't get booked on felony assault for fake tips, you fucking damage controlling shill.
Jackson Stewart
They prevented CPL from perusing her back in the elevator as she went up to get her belongings. She hit me first would implies assault on both parties. DV implies they both have form of relationship and not some random inter counter. It's pretty obvious she was a hooker.
Jose Garcia
I was thinking this seems odd when it started he said he wasn't charged but all the media reports even outlets that normally support him say he was released on 50k bail
Surely you have to be charged to be released on bail otherwise you would be free to walk whilst still under investigation ?
How does it work burgers please explain
Leo Clark
Ahmed, yes. 50K bail means he was formally charged with a crime of felony assault.
Justin Perez
All these gets...
Ian Clark
Thanks Tyrone
Wyatt James
Estranged wife
Justin Roberts
Sebastian Garcia
Fug, lying piece of shit
James Robinson
I was thinking that too. Isn't he really short?
Connor Nguyen
You honestly believe that they've had 999,999,999,999,999 cases?
Leo Moore
Notice he is being charged with a felony. I know he probably deserves it, but shit a woman can strip you of all your rights and have you locked in a prison for years with hostile retards on a whim.
Aaron Russell
Liam Ross
>look up who commits the most shootings in the US
I think you'll find that's BLACK PEOPLE.
Jayden Miller
>It's real
Top fucking kek
The memes write themselves
Nathan Ramirez
>30 million people in LA
>25 mil of them mystery meat
Wouldn't surprise me.
Jaxson Butler
>It's pretty obvious she was a hooker.
I'm still hoping it's a tranny hooker on meth.