Tell me what i need to do to be happy, i promise ill listen, thanks

Let in more refugees.they will bring tasty food and ethnic music with them. Then you will be happy

get the fuck out of here commie

Truthfully? Take up Hebrew classes, go to synagogue every Saturday and become democrat. I’m in the midst of this and I actually see that Jews are very loving of every race. If you’re tired of feeling bad then you gotta invest yourself into serking a better path.

It's real simple user. You have to gas all jews. Until you do that you will never be happy.

get the fuck out of here commie

Live life to have fun and expect to die soon.

Appreciate the small things in life. Friends, sun shines, shoveling snow, building a house, fishing, music, hunting, vacation trip, family, a nice significant other, farming, beer.

Drink bleach

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D'aww

Happiness is relative; we can not tell you how to be happy. Look within yourself and seek what give you joy.

If only i knew

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ATTAENTION: THIS IS NOW THE JEW HATE THREAD! GAS ALL JEWS!

Why do you hate us?

Read Siege
Shit in a bucket
Kill the mailman

>Ill take "what are statements not based on reality" for $500, Alex.
Do you even know any jews? I do. A couple of them. Nice folks... Until it comes time to get paid for doing work for them. Until it comes to social issues. Until it comes to political issues. At the end of the day, they care nothing for those who aren't jewish and get really vile about their socio-politics.

>tfw all of these except for "Active social and romantic life"

/pol - Race-hate and How To Be Happy

If you can avoid excessive physical, emotional or financial distress and stop being a bitch, I think you would be ok. Too bad it is almost impossible in this shithole planet.

Uma delícia.

Lift weights 3 days a week. Run twice a week. Don’t skip any days for 3 months. Slowly and methodically increase weight, reps, etc

Based and Tuonelapilled

stop stealing our national treasure for starters

god damn it shlomo...

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Happiness is just another bullshit illusion to sell products.

Eat well
Exercise
Clean your room and keep it clean (Not a meme)
Clean your home/maintain your lawn if you have one

Order is the first step to wrestling your life back from depression and anxiety.

Live for yourself. Which doesn't inherently mean selfishness since being selfless could be something you want to do for someone/in a situation but I guess that would make it selfish as well? Regardless live for you. Stop following societies norms that you disagree with but don't become some autistic multi gendered look at me fairy fuckhead.

Wait a second
>Canadian
Not smart enough to be happy. But I guess to self aware to be stupid happy.

Accept God

That’s a whole lot to assume based on that. They’re still gonna use kid gloves on her.

Who the fuck wouldn’t at this point. All I ever see is anti white poison coming from your mouths. I hope every Jew dies.

Nice painting there.

Fast and Pray

>>Why do i feel so good all the time starter pack
>Healthy eating
>Fulfilling career
>Active social and romantic life
>Drink lots of water
>Regular exercise
>Responsible financial planning
>Sensible bedtime
I'm all of those except active social and romantic life. I can't find anyone I want to spend the rest of my days with and when I get close red flags always appear. It is the one thing that actually puts a pain in my heart when I remember I am lacking it.

stop fapping and watching porn

I never understood this, like why? Why is it bad?

The body sees no difference between a orgasm caused by another person or yourself.

you promised to listen !!!
>1 post by this id

Yeah, but your brain does.

TESTOSTERONE

>Israel will be invaded by Muslim hoards.
That is a good thing user.

>Active social and romantic life
how do you achieve this?

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Never try to be happy you hedonistic degenerate. The only thing you want to reach now is the state of happiness, and the wish for happiness is the escape from problems.

People that try to be happy never end up happy.
People that accept their suffering eventually end up happy, but you can't count on that.

Meaning, your life is full of problems, and there is no way around it, you have to face them and fix them, and maybe you will be happy one day, maybe not. And if you claim there are no problems in your life, then your life is meaningless.

how can someone be so talented at drawing hands and so shit at drawing heads

Set goals and move towards them
Live a noble life, with good conduct, something that does not rub Nature up the wrong way

Embrace Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

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I agree, except for alcohol. Drinking with friends is not bad. White people have been drinking for 1000's of years, it's in our genes. Some internet is good, I learn a lot online.

Become chad

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Acknowledge that you are spiritual dead sinful, a slave to sin. That your sin is ultimately against God, who created you in his image. Yet while you were yet a sinner, he sent his Son Jesus Christ to die for our sins according to the scriptures. That he was buried and he was raised again on the 3rd day according to the scriptures. Repent of your sin and put all of your faith in Jesus Christ the LORD believing that he is the only son of God. Ephesians 2:8-9. Repent and turn to Christ. Those who believe in him will be saved. Read his word the Bible and in it You will know your true identity. The meaning of life. The meaning of suffering, evil and how God uses it all for good. Only Christ will make your Joy complete. Turn from your sins while there is still time. Acts 4:11-12.

unironically this

a what?

step 1: acquire recreational nukes
step 2: glass Bongistan
step 3: ???
step 4: PROFIT!!!!!!

The Sacred Kalevala. The paining is taken from a Cycle in Kalevala and translates to "Lemminkäinen's Mother."

It is too important and Holy to be used for whiny shit like this.

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You will leave or you will hang.

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>193548819

Money. And giving the finger to everyone else just like everyone else does to everyone else while pretending they are good people. There's no good people int he world, only selfish interests.

People summarized in one sentence: "Me and mine."

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