THE CURSE IS REAL!!!!!

proves pigs and jews cant breed

A fat obece, degenerate black dick eater, cant have kids, is just normal

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>Comedy canceled
There was no comedy in the first place.

Good, fuck her, we don't need her spawn in this world.

Probably getting a C-section so the baby doesn't die in her rancid vagina. Am I right ladies?

No, death during childbirth is the goal.

a hearty kek

She did, if the euphemism "pregnancy issues" wasn't obvious enough

Amy Schumers greatest joke

Dr. Ford will be her last act.

Who the hell put a kid inside this fat bitch

So it's true, some dudes would fuck anything

couldn't even wait 9 months to eat the baby, I bet

Sargon should marry her

Is she at planned parenthood?

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she's too fat and probably on too many anti depressants

She prefer the term "fetus".
Remember that Amy is pro abortion so it's ok to mock her for her dead baby.

Maybe she just got an abortion and is going to pretend she miscarried.

now that's what i call comedy

>obece
ay caramba

Who the fuck would like to mix with this jewish bitch? Not Even the niggers wants yo

the amount of old semen inside her poisoned the fetus

Please die

Get fucked bitch

>an abortion
Did you mean pre dinner snack?

pls die

Please die

She's basically a blonde connie from brickleberry

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Kek

Hope she aborts the baby. No baby should have a mother like this.

it's what she said to the fetus before getting to eat it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp for air*

WAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Serves her right.

would suck if that baby died and began rotting inside her.

and sacrificing it to molech

>comedy

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Is this a curse or is it that every single celebrity faggot is a liberal, Trump-hating drone and therefore whenever any celebrity gets fucked, we think it’s a curse on Trump-haters?

can we press S now or do we haev to wait?

Piggy in a blanket.

at last
good
this

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Why does it have a tap and a pot?
Dumb.

whoopsies, here goes the babbeh

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This.

How dare you insult my waifu! Do not compare that roster bitch Amy to objective perfection!

>comedy show canceled
this is the comedy show

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My question is who could even get hard in order to knock her up?

This is the first time I laughed at Amy Schumer.

Probably the funniest thing she's ever done

pls die.

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Who breaded this woman

That show was cancer

Die

IDGAF close enough WITNESSED
underrated post

>Who breaded this woman

sleep tight, little piggy

>be fat ugly whore whos only claim to fame is to be vulgar
>gets everything handed to her; because kikes
>1 silent user, a true hero among goys said "enough"
>stalked the sack of lard to try to seduce her and find out her menstrual cycle
>Makes her fall for him
>he asks her out for a date, of course dinner as she loves food
>Before he leaves his home to meet her he takes 4 viagra(tm) and hopes to GOD she fucks on the first date
>they sit and eat, he is disgusted but feels the bulge in his pants
>disgusted by himself he follow her home and he asks himself in to her apartment
>"its now or never" and he does a George Costanza and just strip naked the second he is inside
>she sees his erect cock
>roastie-mode initiated
>perfect timing on menstrual cycle
>the brave user takes a deep breath "fuck your optics, im going in" was the last post we heard from him
>Like a male tarantula he is overwhelmed by her massive size, greedily grabbing his body, working her utmost to put his dick inside her inbetween the rolls of fat
>"im not going to make it am I?" was the last thoughts he had before the volumptious woman thew her entire weight ontop of him, drowning him in her massive milkers
>the morning after she wakes up, realizing she fell asleep ontop of user
>he didnt make it; "oh well, its a good offering for my next satanic ritual and my lunch has just been secured" she thinks, snacking on anons blue lips.

I salute you user for making this sheboon pregnant and saving us even more of her vile garbage. Your sacrifize is not in vain

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youtube.com/watch?v=uSQLF8Vj3XU
i hope she gets a stillborn of akkad.

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For all we know "she" is a tranny and they're making up this story to make us think she's a real woman.

Witnessed
Shes famous for acting likje a whore, you cant blame men for falling into a gaping pit

wew lad dark

They are always victims... one way or another. Boo freekin hoo

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Wow, so insensitive...you boys are something else

nice

RIP chuck schumers kid

Obviously she’s decided to abort and doesn’t want to look bad

leaf might have a point

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Trump's curse is legit like warlock's Curse of Agony. Takes time to build

for fucks sake you leafs dont belong here

Most likely

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Okay okay rolling for complications resulting in barnyard cunts death

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>comedy show canceled
This is the comedy show.

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HE'S HERE
E
R
E

Kek hates this bitch

I did not expect to laugh in a Amy Schumer thread, but you did it

:))

Cheers kek

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Something actually funny happened instead of her show! If both die do I get to press SS?

>hospitalized for pregnancy nausea
something every pregnant woman experiences
>so brave

>curse

shes an obese animal who likely gets no exercise or sunlight. no trump curse needed, she fucked up her own body her whole life and now it doesn't work properly.

lmfao!

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holy fuck. took me a second.

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She is trying to fake her death and escape to the mountains of Argentina.

Holy fucking shit. Checked.

Nice

Impressive

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>35+ women having children
oh no no no

please die kek wills it