Why are these ponces so rowdy? A chav would scare the shit out of them

Why are these ponces so rowdy? A chav would scare the shit out of them.

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Because they are ponces. Their security consists of stocking wearing men carrying swords.
Those red lines on the floor are apparently to stop them crossing the aisle and challenging each other to duels. There's historical accounts of them actually duking it out with swords.

Why is your Question Time so pooftery? It's just politicians reciting the party line and cheering each other, it's not fun like ours is.

nice quads
>pooftery
....they're British elites, sort of self explanatory.
Most of them with brought in boarding schools, bumming the hell out of each other and playing the digestive biscuit game.

>digestive biscuit game.
What's that?

You wank over a biscuit and last to cum eats it

That's horrible

>Why are these ponces so rowdy?

Because parliamentary procedure is essentially a play.

It's what posh kids do at boarding school.
They gather in a circle and place a digestive biscuit in the centre. Then they all furiously wank over it and the last one to cum on it has to eat the biscuit.
I dated a bird who was a teacher at one of these places and she told me they used to catch them doing it all the time and it was quite common across all boarding schools.

I believe it's called soggy biscuit

ive heard of soggy biscuit

I always lost on purpose.

>soggy biscuit
That name suggests Rugby players and/or footballers are at it too.
I expect there's no one in the upper echelons of British society who hasn't eaten Jizz at some point.

Literally never happened at mine and i went to a boarding school. Most salacious thing that ever happened was someone walked in on two boys getting off and they were outed as fags to the whole year.

They literally have a process called "fagging" which lets them do what they want to the new kids.
If you weren't bumming then your were definitely giving handjobs.

Is this some masturbatory fantasy of yours? It was like literally any other school but with dorms.

School's out, don't trying to get your jollies off of me by talking dirty.

>ponces
>chav
>pooftery
>jollies
Speak American when you're on our internet you communists.

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literally only every rowdy for 40 minutes each week during PMQs, incredibly orderly and polite for the remaining ~30 hours of parliamentary sessions per week.

Everyone look at this softy who didn't play soggy biscuit as a young lad.

pooftery...KEK.

Add "minge" to the list. I can't help chuckling everytime I say it. By god we'll teach you colonials proper English.