I hope you people are happy with yourselves. You all just ruined a 2 1/2 year relationship.
My boyfriend was in the kitchen cleaning out the oven, and he thought I was still in the shower.
Our cat was trying to climb in the oven and he said "no, that's only for Jews!" Then started laughing like a maniac.
I know this is where he gets that shit from. The thing is, I'm half Jewish and he doesn't know that.
Now I have to end our relationship so it doesn't end in a murder/suicide when he does find out.
So good fucking job ruining my life. I hope you're all proud.
I hope you people are happy with yourselves. You all just ruined a 2 1/2 year relationship
Adrian Cooper
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Julian Johnson
lame. he could have said something like "NEIN KITTY"
John Lee
u gay bro?
Aaron Campbell
Xavier Edwards
nice blog fag
Jack Evans
Tits or get the fuck out.
or just get in the oven.
Camden Richardson
>2 1/2 year relationship.
>I'm half Jewish and he doesn't know that.
Sounds like you have bigger problems sustaining relationships than Jew jokes.
Daniel Reyes
if you're cool most of them don't give a shit unless they have serious autism, the worst thing you can do is freak the fuck out like you're doing. Even hitler allowed us under nuremburg.
t. half-jew white nationalist
Andrew Green
Haha larping seamstress
Dominic Wright
stop taking it in the ass you dumb fag
Ian Williams
Literally most obvious hole in the story
Levi Gutierrez
Get in the oven, faggot.
Lucas Reed
>posting here where your boyfriend can see your post
0/10 made me reply.
Adam Rivera
I'd be happier if you were dead.
Connor Perez
hahahahahahahaha
Connor Bell
Nice pasta
Grayson Lewis
based and redpilled
Luis Nguyen
Israel will be destroyed in your lifetime. The death of your race will be celebrated by all and mourned by none.
Ian Murphy
I realise none of this is true, but you would actually be doing him and us a favor by not diluting white genes with horrible genes. Fake and gay, and not even good. Try again.
Thomas Martin
>not roleplaying as a jew having to fuck herself out of getting gassed
You're the stupid one here. You had a golden opportunity and wasted it on some stupid moral conundrum.
Wyatt Green
Heil. Get in the oven you kike larper
Charles Parker
BEGONE THOT
Charles Sanchez
You're blaming Jow Forums for ending your relationship when you're the one that did. Sounds like your ex dodged a bullet.
David Torres
>(((You))) have unironically missed the perfect pol bait opportunity
You could have used this chance to make hot pol/nazi on anne frank/ (((you)) porn.
>He comes home from a hard day of work to find you cleaning the oven in a blue and whit striped button up shirt and nothing else.
Finnish the story 9gag.
Jonathan Martinez
Of you can’t handle the heat stay out of the kitchen
David Cox
Good call you disgusting kike.
Brody Ramirez
Get out.
Christopher Gonzalez
I see. You're one of those /leftypol/ LARPs aren't you? Was that supposed to be funny? Because it isn't.
Liam Martin
Maybe date someone that isn't retarded enough to fall for da jooz, dumbass
Brayden Lee
fuck off homo
Andrew Perry
>1 post by this ID
/thread
Dylan Smith
You have an interesting imagination. And by interesting I mean autistic. 2/10 LARP
Luke Edwards
If I had a half jewish gf I would hold her down under the covers while brapping and singing Erika.
Nathaniel Cruz
lmfao i love shit like this, even if it isnt true
Mason Howard
you dodged a bullet, no man should be cleaning shit in the kitchen.
Tyler Peterson
So it's Jow Forums's fault you're a dishonest cunt that doesn't tell people that you've had inside you for 2 and 1/2 years pertinent ethnic information about yourself? Please trick another mischling with your khazar milkers and move to israel. Leave this goy so he can have an honest woman in his life instead of you.
Dylan Wood
shit that never happened for 400 Bob
Leo Miller
>makes a joke
>"holy shit he's actually going to kill me if he finds out I'm a crypto-Jew, time to end it"
my life is now ruined because of my knee jerk overreaction
>THIS IS YOUR FAULT Jow Forums
Nathaniel King
Thomas Robinson
>stupid cunt can't take a joke
>inb4 gets mad at "stupid cunt" and thinks only angry people say cunt
:)
Connor Smith
>tfw no half jewish gf to do household chores with
Juan Morales
Typical woman pushing responsibility on others. Women don't deserve any rights because they still want to be treated like children.
Connor Long
Zionism is a religion, not a race.