Because White Males are not superstitious morons

Because it's a load of Bullshit. It's funny, most of these women claim to be atheists who believe in nothing, yet they love using astrology. Retards.

Forgot the twelve nights of Christmas you fucking faggot.

Because mainstream media loves to expose esoteric truths and it's also a good movie and the poster shows the ouroboros.

how could you forget cosmetology?

My girlfriend doesn't like atrology either. Because it's bullshit

theguardian.com/science/2008/jun/16/neuroscience.psychology

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The twelve dicks that have been in your moms asshole.

I'm generally ok with mysticism, but don't make it faggy and lame.
Guess what women do to everything they touch?

>White Males are not superstitious morons

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Astrology is like Alchemy. There is a science there, its just stuffed full of garbage. Every single atom in the universe exerts a gravitational force, however small, on every other atom.

Dude into astrology, the problem isn't astrology it's just that women never shut the fuck up about it. And this is a universal maxim. The problem with anything that women talk about is usually that women never shut the fuck up about it.

>straight
The guy wanted to fuck pigeons, not really a straight dude

Astrology is the real deal though, on the same level as voodoo and tarot. Don't be a sheep OP, open your third eye and see further.

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Give her one for me user.

Indeed. Democracy is such a joke in a society that permits and even idolizes apathy and ignorance.

Also this. Idiocy and general niggery may not be distributed equally but every race gets more than enough.

Shut the fuck up you stupid bastards.

I tried to read it but the writing is so bland and vapid in a sort of faux-relateable basic bitch way.

Can someone just greentext the major points of it if they could get through the whole thing?

I like wasting my time on stuff that's either entertaining or makes me more powerful in predicting the future. In astrology, I see neither the fun or the practical application.

Getting into truly esoteric green pill stuff is probably a better way to spend your time, at least it seems to give some understanding of the human psyche.

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12 is a nice round number which can be easily divided into common fractions, which is why there are 12 inches in a foot.

try explaining to women why astrology doesn't make any sense and is cold reading and you will find out true frustration

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublime_number
>In number theory, a sublime number is a positive integer which has a perfect number of positive factors (including itself), and whose positive factors add up to another perfect number.
>There are only two known sublime numbers, 12 and 6086555670238378989670371734243169622657830773351885970528324860512791691264.

12 x 1 = 12 = 2+1 = 3
12 x 2 = 24 = 2+4 = 6
12 x 3 = 36 = 3+6 = 9
12 x 4 = 48 = 4+8 = 12 = 1 + 2 = 3
12 x 5 = 60 = 6
12 x 6 = 72 = 7+2 = 9
12 x 7 = 84 = 8+4 = 12 = 1+2 = 3
12 x 8 = 96 = 9+6 = 15 = 1+5 = 6
12 x 9 = 108 = 1+8= 9
12 x 10 = 120 = 1+2 = 3
12 x 11 = 132 = 1+3+2 = 6
12 x 12 = 144 = 1+4+4 = 9

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That’s rich, coming from a leaf

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Try explaining anything to women and you will find out true frustration. A woman, maybe, if you're very lucky. Women never not ever no fucking chance.

Why do you want to put your hand over my mouth? To stop the truth from spilling out?

>Not knowing the what each of the twelve houses represents.
Neck yourself, faggot.

Ok so I got to the halfway mark, and its basically just about how straight men don't like horoscopes because they're gendered, not because they're a load of bullshit for desperate cat ladies who are still trying to meet chad despite being washed up whores in their mid 30s.

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women dont have agency so of course they like the idea of being told how they should feel about things

Pic related is why men hate astrology.

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>Straight men hate astrology
Since when? Where the fuck is this happening?

spayed and pilled

> just over twice as many women in the UK believed in astrology compared to men (30 percent to 14 percent of a data pool of 1,010 people). A 2017 study by Pew Research Centre found that 20 percent of adult men in the US believed in astrology, compared to 37 percent of women.

Final proof that Americans are more retarded than us

I think another element too might be that female lives are so meaningless as a result of the death of the traditional family, that they cling to anything even vague nonsense such as horoscopes to give them some sort of direction.

Women are subject to lunar cycles so no shit they're into astrology

Wrong.

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I'm straight and I love astrology. It's the best redpill of all. You will understand reality

america is a pagan country that worships tv

It really is the real deal. People are too stubborn to try and find out, and yet so easy to prove it to yourself.

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> I love astrology

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Astrology is the real deal. You just don't know what real astrology is. It will redpill you for the rest of your life. It's a gift from God to all of us.

as with everything else women "like" astrology but dont go beyond entry level shit
they just like it enough to seem worldly and sophisticated on instagram, they'll say some shit about Venus in retrograde but only because they heard someone else say it
they do no research
they do not learn
they only pretend
only we wield the power of chaos and meme magick

If only you knew the power and benefit of astrology. If only you knew. It will change your view of the world. The key to the matrix.

All roads lead to Rome.

THISSS!!!!

Once you truly research, the proof reveals itself to you. It will change your view of reality and change your life. I have more than 6 years practicing and I always learn more and more about reality and people.

Nah, this one is special.

Kek disagrees with this post in particular.

You’re government has used it for thousands of years and still does to this day.

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this

This thread was clearly made by a Sagittarius.

How is this retarded shit any different from the myers briggs test you retards obsess over?

Feminine pussys

>Over the past two to three years, astrology has shifted from being a niche interest to a major point of enthusiasm for many women and queer people. Broadly, VICE's channel geared towards women and the LGBTQ community, gets a huge amount of traffic from astrological features and horoscopes. Other media platforms for women have noticeably ramped up astrology content from filler to the forefront.
>In 2016, mental health was prime meme fodder; now, astrology memes are all over our timelines.
Poetry

Drop some for us here.

Worst sign of them all. I have personal experience. Trust me.

We don't "obsess" over MBTI. We say we're "INTP" to piss people off.

trusting (((polls)))

>you just dont understand the true nature of reality
>its so deep
>no I won't bother trying to back up my argument I will just say vague esoteric things

Scorpio master race checking in

the fact that demon chickens/cows/pigs aren't using their collective outrage over being slaughtered by the billions is proof enough for me that ghosts don't exist. The amount of negative energy generated from industrial slaughter should have created a portal to hell by now if the super natural was real.

>went on a date last night
>impressed, conservative, church going, decent job and job prospects
>starts droning on about her astrology sign, she's a scorpio n sheeiit, telling me how much she is like a stereotypical scorpio.

How did we normalize this craziness? Actually believing what day you were born defines your personality

Braise Kecc :DDD

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Reading the picatrix rn....you have no idea how much astrology/cosmology influences everything you do today. Why do we have 24 hrs in a day, 7 days in a week, 360 days in a year? our position relative to other planets. Why do our pres have 8 year terms? alignment of celestial bodies. Why did we even create math in the first place? to be able to know where certain planets are in relation to one another? Why did all the ancients care so much about the stars, name them as gods? Because what happens to them effects what happens here on earth. 'as above so below' refers to the constellations and their effect on what occurs on earth. Why did Alexander the Great conquer 90% of the planet? Coz aristotle taught him about this and he consulted the stars before every battle.

The ancients understood this. The importance of the heavenly bodies allignments still exists today, but in a retarded and supremely less sophisticated word (horiscopes)....the true rulers of this domain probably still understand this. I doubt anyone today that you'd meet has a truly comprehensive knowledge like the ancients did. But that's the real shit.

no one gives two fucks about made up star bullshit

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>Because White Males are not superstitious morons.
Yet you fucks believe in religion and memes like kek. Nah you are superstitious too.

Dear Abby, my 12th chakra is in Virgo this month. My martian boyfriend sat on the urn in our plutonic circle and rotated me to the solstice alignment. The moonlight seemed especially bright that night. Will we stay together ?

It's always white girls that are into this shit. What the fuck is up with leftist atheists type females believing this crap after being edgy about not believing in god etc?

checked!

lots of regular chicks like astrology too, I have always thought of it as a kind of proto-psychology. It's a good conversation started with girls you don't know since they love talking about themselves.

i thought those were expanded hollowpoints from the thumbnail

women want to be lead, and that includes being led by knowledge that makes sense of the world around them and themselves. given that women are illogical, they naturally gravitate towards illogical shit like astrology for answers.

Because spiritual and religious narratives are useful tools for making sense of the world in a concise manner and forming beliefs about society as a whole. In general, it seems people need something like that to hold society together.

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Maybe cause it's trash?

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Because actual science is difficult,

>since they love talking about themselves.
Is it because there's some special feel-good message to each thing that makes them feel unique and special? This is some fursona tier faggotry

no its because its stupid

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somehow that makes sense to me

>It’s a gift from the fallen angels who corrupted mankind to all of us
FTFY

women use astrology to rationalize their shitty personality traits

>like omg I'm such a bitch and I cheated on my boyfriend, I'm such a Libra like I can't help it

Always ask the woman who uses these terms to explain what retrograde means and watch them turn red and attempt to insult you to deflect from their own ignorance

This is how pagan cowards think and act. It's never about developing an airtight philosophy that you can draw from to improve your life. It's about being 2deep4u. They won't make any truly declarative statement, because they fear being wrong almost as much as the darkness they're summoning. And that's also why they're always trying to draw other people into their little seances and rituals.

Most white woman don’t have any experience of the mystic nature of the cosmos that they would ordinarily get from religion. Combine that with the self help/dating advice angle and the fact that it allows them to make choices based on feelings and coincidences (“OMG Chad is total a Virgo who loves animals!) without having to weigh pros and cons and you have what amounts to cheap crack for women.

>7 original mothers
Where do they come up with this shit?

Explain! I am curious

Can you believe some dumb cunt got paid actual money to write this drivel?

The ghost chickens probably get eaten by ghost people

dont really follow astrology but there's definitely some truth to it

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>forgetting to turn your memeflag off
And what do you think you were just up to?

what bugs me about this is I'm pretty sure everyone but white women hates astrology

Astrology is just the idea that cosmic background radiation affects how possibility plays out for us.
Basically our science isn't advanced enough to validate/invalidate it.

Of course there's some truth to it, it's purposely vague to hook you. "you've been thinking about your future" well no shit

Peasants have always been superstitious morons. In the current year they're centering their third eye with crystals or some shit, instead of praying to the Blessed Virgin to cure their husband's goiter.

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