Hahah all that cheese eating surrender monkey bullshit means nothing you have French blood in your VERY CORE HOW DO YOU EVEN DEAL WITH SUCH DEGENERATE ORIGINS?
MRW I learned Britain was basically conquered by Norman’s which were French and are French
Normans were not French they were Vikings that raided your lands so many times the French cucked kings gave them Normandy begging them to stop and they still didn't stop.
>Normandy's name comes from the settlement of the territory by mainly Danish and Norwegian Vikings ("Northmen") from the 9th century, and confirmed by treaty in the 10th century between King Charles III of France and the Viking jarl Rollo.
en.wikipedia.org
fucking faggot cuck
>HAHA Normans were French!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine being this much of a mental midget.
So the French let the Vikings colonize Normandy and mix with French blood and that SMALL ASS PART OF FRANCE CONQURED ALL OF BRITAIN! Oh that’s SO MUCH BETTER user LMAO
>Tfw norman family traced back to the 900s
Feels good desu
They did a lot more than colonize France and conquer England, they were also influential in founding the Knights Templar. Pic related, yes...they conquered Sicily too.
Funny that people think the Vikings just got slaughtered and disappeared right? WRONG
Vikings were cool as shit only for their descendants to cuck to foreign hordes.
Normans were Viking crypto-frogs.
It was inevitable, they had to fight all of Europe to defend themselves. It was genocide too, they slaughtered every pagan they found.
I don’t know they were awesome even in WW2 when Finns fucked over Russian idiots.
idiot
Buttmad brit doesnt realize his ancestors were raped by based normans
1066 BATTLE OF HASTINGS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Normans were unironically literally Nordic.
I descent from the Normans and look nothing like medoid half arab French subhumans
cuck by the sword, be cucked by the sword.
My dad's side is Norman. Tall blue-eyed blonds.
Norman French here. you would think I was a Swede.
Fpbp
Why do cuck frogs have a tendency to block out any history of blonde hair chads setting up ship in their countries without a fight?
>Norman’s which were French
Norse, settled in France.
No. The Normans interlarried with the French loal population. By the time of the conquest of England they were 90% french. Stop this Viking cock sucker Bullshit.
Finns are not Scandinavian.
>90% french
Keep telling yourself that you baguette eating faggot, they were Norse Vikings.
The French are so butthurt over Anglo cultural dominance that they'll swear Norman's were French. Poor bastards, btfo'd by the English and now being replaced with bougnoules, they're desperate for any kind of legitimacy.
Look at William The Conqueror Family tree you retard. They intermarried for 5 generation on his father's side.
shut your mouth ary*n
You mean like the niggers of France are french?
also norman french canadian here, blue eyes pale brown hair
>the only guy that seems to know what he's talking about here
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERIMUTT
WHERE THE JEWS RULE OVER ME
AND I LAUGH AT ALL THE WHITES WHO DIED
AND LOST THIS PLACE TO ME
Nah British are mostly descended from welsh line, technically Assyrians or Phoenicians
Haha you French are faggots
High IQ comment.
>The thread where an American tries to teach you your own country's history
and the French are genetically germanic, all europeans are pretty close minus admixtures
He does have a point though. Also, stop pretending people still give a shit about your poncy language. They don’t. You haven’t contributed anything to popular culture in the past century so no one wants to learn it. Soz. :(
Popular culture is for rednecks
I know I'm smart. I wish I had something nice yo say about you, but you are pussies and I am tired of saving you each time you fuck up. Basically you never won a single war through your whole history and you would all be speaking German and eating suarschnitzel if we had not saved you five fucking times. So no fucking way you could have conquered England. Querosexuals don't conquer shit, you take it up the ass
Well then they are nazis. Fucking nazi gay frogs
Which country is the most successful military power in European history?
France. According to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.
...
France’s achievements help to explain another French “military victory”. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is French.
Source : telegraph.co.uk
I am tired of saving you each time you fuck up
What do you mean? You were irrelevant in WW1
>WE WUZ AND SHIET
I got a question, if I learn some German before visiting France will everyone surrender to me once I used it? I kinda want to fuck all your women since they are cheap whores
You were learning the Kaiserwalz when we intervened. Germans were literally cucking you in Paris until the US charged in. We had invented the tanks so we were invincible. Before you Yuropoors had just ran like cucks into minigun fire, but we had tanks and basically won the war from what was a total disaster for you. I mean the Germans even stormed Bullingham Palace and arrested your king Louie the 14th and cut his head off in a guilotine, you call that victory you tranny?
based and redpilled
>mental midget.
Kek
You are mixing everything up, it doesn't make any sense.
Take your pills you are gonna be fine..
shut up nigger
>tfw descendant from New France beaver fur traders who hunted the Mississippi River valley
Suck my dick faggots
He's black, right? I wanted to visit France to see baguettes and eat some snails, plus wine of course. But I heard wine production is being banned as unislamic now and that only millionaires are still where
By not being a fat American retard who knows nothing about history and is proud of it
It never crossed your mind why about a 1/3 of English words are the same or very similar to French words? Are the memes about burger education true?
France used to be based but then Napoleon sent all the Alpha men to die in Russia
>90% French
Bullshit. If a white person and a nigger have kids the kids are half white half nigger
They were a mongrelization of scandis and frogs, this why they spoke French.
You are cucks and have been for over a hundred years
I'm talking about intermariage on FIVE generations on his father's side
says the negroid mutt
pic related is OP's "white" boyfriend
>Just because he's a cuck he thinks the Normans also racemixed