Anyone up to date with the latest Personal Space Distance standard in Finland?
Looking at the newest examples it looks to me as if it changed to an additional 0,80 meters.
Are these changes due to increased immigration so people are more aware of their personal space and want to fight for every cm/inch of it?
An arm and puukko blade length, minimum.
Karjala takaisin, perkele.
what happens if you come closer?
Puukottaa happens.
>Personal Space Distance standard in Finland?
Lolwut
This is small train station. Everyone at the world do same.
No, not everyone at the world do the same
Finns do not like strangers. The reproduce through mitosis.
>ticket line in India at a train station
Train is pretty big. Why do you need to stay close to other people?
fuck your mom?
No distance is safe.
What spergs
So I can get the good seats.
indeed
What the fuck is up with finnish people
what the fuck is up with you people, standing near other people is disgusting and dangerous
They just opened a new designated shitting field. The queue to be first is bound to be massive.
a) show flag
b) shut up
pick one
God non-white people have no sense of dignity or mutual respect.
Dreadful.
They's good hygienic peoples with nice personal space traditions.
Can you imagine what it would be like if all the niggers in Sweden came to Finland and started loitering like that?
We've actually trained them to also stand 3 meters apart by now.
im jealous. i am very shy and dont like being around others
In Finland all seats are good.
so how bad, exactly, is a finnish fart?
>im jealous. i am very shy and dont like being around others
test tube babby?
You and I both know that niggers can't even walk in a straight line, let alone stand in one place.
Mämmi, pickle and kossu farts can kill ten Ruskies at 20 yards.
Spergolian
i would stand 30 feet away to avoid a mammi fart
This is proof fins are based issaschar tribesmen and need to return home
I'd give my life to smell a mämmi fart from pic related if I could see where it came from.
pukotta is a knife.
they get stabby - the fins.
least thats what i heard.
hey benis bros!
Puukko is a knife. Puukottaa is "to knife."
did she ever register her farts.
i want to know. I do not want fakes.
awesome! wasnt exatcly sure.
my sisters bf is finnish and has a dog named puukko. told me about the knife thing.
Sometimes, I picture her drunk on a toilet laughing her ass off to her farts. I don't know why.
Never call a Mora a puukko. You will anger the Finn.
>Sometimes, I picture her drunk on a toilet laughing her ass off to her farts. I don't know why.
Because that's what you do and you wish somebody else were around to hear it. It's OK. I do the same thing.
To clarify, "puukko" usually means a certain type of a knife (more like a survival knive) and we call other knives "veitsi" (blade)
I honestly think Iisakki Järvenpää made the best ones. I also want to get my hands on a real Lapin leuku.
saved as floatingForest_elf
wtf is a mora?
Funny story, we're so fond of our knives and stabbing that we have two separate words for knives. "veitsi" is the general term for any knife (e.g. kitchen knife), and "puukko" has the connotation of being primarily a stabbing instrument, hence to stab is to "puukottaa", not "veitsettää".
A Mora is cheap Swedish crap.
>cheap
>flagship models cost upwards of $900
If you weirdos really want to be that close to Finns, take us to Sauna.
Bring a few beers too.
is it ok to see if we can adjust our nipple distance to have both touching at the same time?
>Not have a custom puukko with a poronvarsi blade shaped by Osmo or a from scratch build from Tapio Syrjälä or one of the other Kauhava puukko masters.
I believe it's a crime in America to be naked near another person so that's out of the question
Yes, but the cost is now 2x 1 Litre Vodka bottles and 2 Kebab Rolls.
I sauna with my family once a week.
Oh, I'll bring more vodka and kebab than that. I wouldn't want you do be left without food and water.
>naked near another person
No it is not.
Just send prayer to Jesus and his dad The God of Burger and it is fine.
Also I can have a small 2cl glass of oil, that is a multipass for Americans to enter any space, even personal space.
hahaha what the fuck what are you doing in finland. life too boring?
tfw no country with elbow room like that
>that flag
>that content
I believe we have an impostor among us.
hes real good with the knifes now that you mention it.
i thought it came with his occupation of being a chef but it seems to simply be a finn thing. lol
Perjantai evening Eestibro, best time to vent frustration on a constructive conversation at your local vihapuhe board.
he might be from the upper peninsula of Michigan. We have a lot of finns and nords of various kind up there who have kept close relations to their home countries.
enjoying the darkness I guess
i think he did say it was a certain type, if i recall correctly.
Every good American can name at least 10 puukko masters. Tell Tommi Mäkäla at Laurin Metalli I said, "Moi."
What a gay long day. Tell the sun to just shut the fuck up already.
That's not even the worst part. The street shitters commonly have bedbug infestations in their homes, so not only are you rubbing against someone's definitely soiled clothes, you're also daring for bedbugs to get on your clothes.
>standing near other people is disgusting and dangerous
bed buge can jump 20 meters
Oh, that's right. Now that you mention it, I recall there are a few municipalities up there where the most common last names end with -nen too.
That thing is objectively gorgeous.
Oh please don't be racist. Back when we thought maybe we had a bedbug problem from all the illegal immigrants they said we were just being racist and epidemiology was racist.
>That thing is objectively gorgeous.
im gonna stab you with it, miro
better than india
>That thing is objectively gorgeous.
Every retarded tribe makes one like that, you just stick out in comparison to Europeans. So dumb a tool, so primitive.
I want to go to Finland just to walk up close to strangers and talk loudly in American.
You would feel very comfortable teaching at Finlandia University in Hancock, MI and fishing for perch on the Järvi River in Gay, MI.
I know a great spot for false morels, also.
I've seen a bedbug once. To everyone's surprise it was in a dorm filled with street shitters. They steal stuff too. The street shitters I mean, the bedbugs are cool in comparison.
Are you too poor to have knife, fella?
You have to be extra careful not to violate the NAP. A otherwise a sneeze in their direction could lead to a leathal self defence shoot out.
That's why you stay aligned so any bullets that miss you could hit the person behind, thus making shooting in your direction a more expensive option in terms of compensation.
god I wish that were me
youtube.com
The funny thing is that if you were to ask for help from a complete stranger they would be very willing to help. They just really don't want to have a conversation.
how do we get rid of this racism thing?
I used to do this too when I lived in Helsinki so I could get a seat.
>They just really don't want to have a conversation.
I hate people who talk for no reason. There's no reason for it.
He ground down the leaf spring on his 1983 Lada and wrapped it in duct tape. It was the greatest knife ever witnessed in Kotlas and they put it on the city's Coat of Arms.
Finns are so weird
You're welcome here anytime my spiritual brother
>tell me who you've beaten.
LMAO
As long as you don't expect me to smile like an idiot with a social problem.
>googled Finlandia University
Bretty gud :DD maybe I'll visit next time I'm over there (I visit Jew York from time to time).
So in conclusion, if you visit Finland and violate the 10m/30ft spacing rule, you get knifed. That is useful to be aware of.
How do Finns stay warm during the winter?
>what is a sauna
Pro Tip: Fly into Duluth, Minnesota (it doesn't mean "My War") and not Metro Detroit. It's a 14 hour drive from Detroit but only a few hours from Duluth.
We keep it simple: sauna, kossu and steaming hot sausages.
By layered clothing and...
telegraph.co.uk
Finnish weather explained
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
Finns are out getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The Portuguese shiver violently.
Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Water freezes.
The water in Vantaanjoki (river in Helsinki) gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
Californians prepare for the Apocalypse.
Finns have a final barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
Brexit campaigners propose moving the actual country south.
Finns think about using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
Aussies lose the power of speech.
Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
Greeks die.
Finns start drying laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris is cracking apart.
Finns eat ice creams in the line at hamburger kiosks.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones winter survival training awaiting 'real' winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F
Russian hitchhikers use pictures of thumbs instead of thumbs.
The Finnish army begins winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes die.
Finnish cows make ice cream, and complain the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
All other atomic motion stops.
Finns say "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Satan skates to work.
Finland wins IIHF Gold.
that shit goes hard
It's just a janky pocket knife