Aus/pol/ Saturday edition

Greetings cunts.....

The third wheel tells the LNP that they have a third rail.
>theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/nov/17/turnbull-says-climate-change-has-become-a-third-rail-for-liberal-party

Have you helped trash the economy?, make work take up 90% of working lives? and now spend your time worrying why people aren't having more babies?.......... well you can go fuck yourself.
>news.com.au/technology/environment/birthrate-study-reveals-worrying-global-divide-as-rich-nations-keep-having-fewer-babies/news-story/1e8d5a1fd9ba1418587cc8cd78bfe5fc

Introducing the Ipad fold!, can't wait for the trolling to begin!
>news.com.au/technology/gadgets/tablets/alarming-video-shows-how-easily-the-new-ipad-pro-can-bend-and-shatter/news-story/ac9b4c3548c2d205f4e7637203d9f226

Crashing the economy with no survivors!
>news.com.au/finance/markets/australian-markets/is-it-time-to-panic-about-the-stock-crash/news-story/d957c822cbfbb537a084a38657c91559

Time to laugh at the Brits again, the poor sorry saps honestly believed they control their own country.
>baka.com.au/world/europe/it-s-a-disaster-brexit-voters-despair-at-the-mess-they-re-in-20181116-p50ggl.html

It takes a strong generation to say, "fuck this mess we've created, the responsibility for fixing it should be our childrens"
>theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/15/the-children-are-rioting-in-the-streets-they-are-deadly-serious-and-perhaps-our-last-hope

>Finally

This is your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

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>fuck off we're fu--

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How do you circumcise an Australian?

Kick his dingo in the chin.

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Now show the same map by rainfall ya fat wanka

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Y'all can't drill a well?

I live in the Sonoran Desert. There's this thing called AIR CONDITIONING.

MORON FAG IDIOT GAYLORD SIMPLEON PEABRAIN SODOMITE MASTER ASS-BLASTER DUNDER HEAD COCK SUCKER

MORON FAG IDIOT GAYLORD SIMPLEON PEABRAIN SODOMITE MASTER ASS-BLASTER DUNDER HEAD COCK SUCKER

MORON FAG IDIOT GAYLORD SIMPLEON PEABRAIN SODOMITE MASTER ASS-BLASTER DUNDER HEAD COCK SUCKER

you know you could've said that once

Begin purchasing private parking spots.

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no excuse

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Thinking of moving to country vic or Tassie because im fucking sick of the heat. Thoughts?

I live in Arizona!

survive, you survive in Arizona

>Begin purchasing private parking spots

Germany says they aren't on offer until brexit is finalised.

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I have this thing called air conditioning. During the summer it's a crisp 72° in my house.

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How do you circumcise a Canadian?

Kick his father in the chin.

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>Imperial

Tassie is full mate. Please, we don't need anymore mainlanders down here ruining the place.

I prefer "freedom units"

>uses system created by england.

Who was in the wrong here?

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The Roo as the dog clearly hadn't consented.

Are you on electricity or using a generator?

Yes

You wont notice me. Im an autist borderline shutin who just wants to live in a cold rainy place. Was thinking west coast.

I'll type slowly for you.
Power grid or using your own generator to make electricity?

Just here to ask which one of you skits cunts has a windy stuffed in a pack of Winnie Blues?

Yes

And now I am sure you really are from arizona.

3d Printing/Aus quality

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Thoughts on pic related?

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>pssst
>he grows weed
>shhhh

Explains why he can not understand or answer simple questions.

Who else /givingseriousconsiderationtosuicide/ here?

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Me. What method are you considering?

I don't understand what other tool to fight madness with than madness. It is an unfortunate situation, but if you think of a better way, feel free to share.

The weak should shuffle off this mortal coil so the strong have room to prosper. Good on you two, now get lost.

how often do you fucking cunts have to fight of kangaroos trying to rape your dog? does this also happen with abos?

I am 100% for his comment.
They gave him the "no uterus so no opinion" nonsense.
It is like saying you cannot have a say in politics unless you are part of the group being discussed.
When we can identify as anything we want I am going to be a koala because they are a protected species that cannot be removed from their natural environment (no jail for wrong think).
Plus they are cute and every chick wants to take one home.

>Nose/throat is fucked up
>can't wag another Saturday night

Kill me lads.

Just turn up and do a half arsed job.
It's the modern way after all.

Jumping off a headland

>Jumping off a headland
How pathetic.
At least jump off a tall building on a week day during the lunch time rush and freak out a crowd of lefties.
Or try to improve your life and try to be a bit optimistic cause we really need more red pilled people around if things are going to get better.
Your suicide would be as good as being a traitor to your country.

Remember to save all infographics about the kikes

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OPEN UP HERE COMES THE NIGGERS

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I ain't hangover boys

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West coast is perfect for a rain loving neet, might have issues getting decent internets, but it's pretty fucking isolated, and the land there is cheap as fuck cause all the mining in the area decimated the local ecosystems. some areas legit look like the surface of the moon they're that barren. just be aware that 90% of your neighbours will legit be inbred

I cant improve my life if the reason im comsidering killing myself is my failing health.
Doubt ill do it though

Then complain about your issues to lefties on bookface.
Start a go fund me and milk an easy life from the bleeding heart lefties.

Make sure it's at least 7 stories and try to land on your head.

DSP is essentially that anyway.

I filled up my tank for $20 today. It's kind of a ripoff at roughly 60¢/liter. Fracking's great, mate! Sometimes, I stay awake at night wondering what we're going to do with all of this fucking oil. We might run out of places to store the shit, AGAIN*. Anyway, I just wanted you guys to know that I was think of you.
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Lefties can make a go fund me into the golden ticket.

whats for din dins cunts?
home made supreme pizza again, but sipping some aldi vodka tonight.

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"a perfect fuckin swan dive into a concrete slab"
From one of kevin bloody wilsons songs.

> seriously disabled not cute male
> experimental treatment cure me
> can’t afford
If I was a cute girl hi could make a gofundme or trick betas into paying

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I had a burger and asparagus for first dinner. Just had two pork tamales for second.

swallow dive you mong

t. I'm the great Roberto

What are you doing to secure the existence for our people and a future for whte children?

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Is a swallow dive when you jump mouth first onto a cock?

No.
We let the kangaroos rape the abos.

Absolutely nothing. I think the average Australian is a cunt who deserves what is coming to her/him.

Is there anywhere in Australia that's hospitable and not population dense already?

You cheeky Chang you.

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The middle. Guaranteed.

Not a drop of chink in me. Wish my family stayed in Europe instead of immigrating here after WW2

Nah, that's where you go to become delirious and die in the sand

Why didn't they go to israel?

It meets your criteria, though.

Habitable, as in you the longer you can survive without shelter or technology, the better.

Just harden up and do it.

SCHOOLIES CUUUUUUUUUUNT

You're a leaf. You can't even survive with all of that as it is. Don't even think about Australia.

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A mug of milo because my esophagus wont let me swallow solids

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Listen up OP and listen good you fuckhead
You make sure every time you make a bread, and that goes for all of you, that you include CHINK FUCKING SUBVERSION AND THE FACT THEY HAVE OVERRUN OUR CAPITALS AND ARE WORKING WITH THE GOVERNMENT TO DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE

Not fucking 'check der archive' not pretend it isnt happening.
You keep it at the front of our collective conscious as a reminder.

Now fucking continue and remember
CHINKS ARE FUCKING LOCUSTS AND WHEN CHINA REELS IN ALL OF ITS LITTLE COCKROACHES BECAUSE THE POPULATION IS DECLINING YOU WILL BE FORCED TO CHOOSE A SIDE.

Mmm I used to choke heaps, cause of my tonsils and esophagus. Has them taken out

Nice day in Melbourne, walking around city do some shopping, full of interracial couples, white girls with ugly Asian boys, old white ugly men with young ugly Asian girls, niggers, young nigger couples, nigger families with 2^n nigger-lets.
People are all friendly to each other, much better feel and atmosphere than I experienced when I was visiting the US. The harmony is real.
I feel fully cultural enriched at the end of day, and becoming stronger.
Why anons haven't moved to Melbourne yet?

Had me tonsils removed at like 6. Dont know what this is. Been living off milo and antacids since wednesday because the doctors were all booked up. Only 63 hours til i can go see one left.

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>white girls with ugly Asian boys

Ill take thing that never happened.

Never seen a white girl with a gook and im pretty old by standards round ere

protip for all aussies (not chinks)
docs always keep an early appointment open (if they start at 9 they have really started at 8:30 in case someone comes in with a life threatening injury etc), rock up and take it, theyll be pissed but will see you

I roughly saw 2 AMWF and 2 WMAF couples by walking around in CBD. Lost count later on as I walked into shops.

you talk like a program would

t. Chaim

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Doctors are mostly chinks you ignorant! But I'd go straight for chink doctor than poos.
Poo and muzzies shouldn't be allowed to enter medicine study.

It either a jew or (more likely) a slant kike. If the former >>>/oven/ if the latter r/asianmasculinity

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Ugly gook confirmed. Nice ID by the way gookjew

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Chink docs are fucking hopeless and the majority miss the most fundamental requirement of being a good doctor. Empathy

leave now you soulless little yellow half man

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Hory Shet! /Pol just jewed me up!

And please, stop boasting of Chink pride.
You're here for a reason-your country is a 3rd world shithole filled with drones slaving away for the state.
Consider yourself lucky to be here, foreigner

You need to try a poo (((doctor))) then come back, if you could come back.
Chink doctor from my experiences so far ranks on the same level as whites.
I haven't got bad experience from them. Many of my mates got completely fucked up by poos then turned to chink or white doctors.

This.

We need chink tradies so we can build lots of shit.

Because a white doctor has empathy and saw you as what you are. An animal

These browns and chinks sound wonderful, perhaps move to India or back home to grorious China?

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It's nothing about chink pride, you walk into clinics by yourself then tell us what you see.
The pride means you suck but somehow declare you're better than others.
Chinks in general are in much higher ground than Anglo-Celtics Australians, just like in 1788 the Anglo-Celtics illegal immigrants were in much higher ground than aboriginals.
It's nothing new and nothing personal.

And have it fall down a year later.
We dont need anyone, jew (chink)