What if San Andreas were to come out today?

Would it get bashed by social justice warriors? Would it call the media's attention on racial topics instead of in-game violence.
For these questions let's ignore the hot coffee controversy.

I feel SA dealt with race in a very good way, it was very rarely an issue between characters. CJ was almost colourblind. For those who remember, we formed good relationships with whites, asians, hippies and hispanics.

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Gtfo kike

last time i got chills from a gif/webm was from the goddess bunny tap dance gif i saw on /b/ like a decade ago

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Been playing that recently and i've gotta say, its not in any way realistic.
I've been playing for weeks and cj hasnt once been arrested

>I feel SA dealt with race in a very good way

Yes, because it showed why niggers are the way they are and how when a rare good one tries to fix things, they others betray him to continue the nigging

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Grove street is gayy

>a black cop started the LA Riots in the GTA universe

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OP Would still be a busta

>RDR2 comes out
>Full of SJW garbage
There's your answer, fishbulb.

Based.

Dan Houser left because he knew they were going SJW and didn't want his name on pozzed garbage

I just realized GTA was basically nigger simulator.

Other than graphics, it's better than GTA 5 in every way. Playing as a black guy doesn't even matter.

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Literally this.
>Yuge environment
>Based radio stations
>Good mechanics overall

based

True. I bought the steelbox limited edition,
It came with a welfare cheque in it

I like GTA 5 mostly because Trevor is a fucking psychopathic fun ride, but San Andreas was just about the most fun I ever had in a video game

>San Andreas came out in 2004

Is your answer

Still the best GTA.

>San Andreas 3 cities with desert and casinos
>5: one city and who gives a shit outside of it

they regressed

Vice City was truly redpilled.

every enemy would be white and it would not be possible to get a wanted level

>San Andreas came out in 2004

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Jow Forums came out in 2003.

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I love how the fighting system was absolute shit in 5. There's no point in doing it. At least in SA you could learn 3 different styles, and the countering aspect in 4 was great. The cage fighting in Gay Tony was actually fun.
The 3 character thing was a good idea, but was annoying chaotic in reality. GTA 5 should've been Trevor or Michael's story. I hate how Trevor was a ripoff white trash person. The trailer made me think he was some crazy American redneck causing chaos in the city, but it turned out he was a bisexual Canadian who hated racism. He even makes comments towards the border patrol agents going after illegals, saying shit like, "This country has bigger problems".
Why would some criminal nutjob give a shit so long as he's getting paid? Reminds me of RDR2 where Arthur is supposed to be an "outlaw", but women's rights are worth defending.
Yea, the countryside is a map filler. Even in the online mode, which was terrible, all the battles take place in the city.

Kinda' funny, but seriously; Hitler had the right idea and I hope your "nation" is glassed soon.

All CJ had to do was Follow The Damn Train!

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Of San Andreas were made today it will all be in spanis hand Vargas would run absolutely everything in Los Santos.
You might have a little nigger ghetto on the way to the casinos that’s it

The heists in GTA5 story mode were fucking awesome.
But some of those missions in SA are still completely memorable to this day.
Like fighting the Russians and being chased w/ Big Smoke, or that FUCKING Area 69 mission(Toreno's missions were always awesome because of James Woods).

I wonder what happened to the guy who voiced CJ. I actually hope he's doing alright, so I'm afraid to look. Killing Ryder was fun, his Easy-E PCP-smoking ass. Fish food, nigger.

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the endgame riots would just be the game too

>play as a black guy
>first objective in the whole game is to steal a bike

Why would SJW's hate a game where you played as a nigger?

>I feel SA dealt with race in a very good way
Agreed. It portrayed race relations in early 90s california in a zany yet believable way. I don't think the dialogue could be considered any more controversial than Lamar's lines in V

>goddess bunny tap dance gif
Anybody know what he's talking about? My interest is piqued

>RDR2 us full of SJW garbage
Because it includes suffragettes? Jesus tapdancing Christ, user.
Universal suffrage isn't a political issue in the first world you backwards dolt.

>But, like, voting is a human right maaaan
Fuck off

>Arthur is supposed to be an "outlaw", but women's rights are worth defending.
Confirmed for never playing the game. Arthur was taught by Dutch, whose philosophy is rooted in the premise that everyone deserves equal treatment.

>Toreno's missions were always awesome because of James Wood
Agreed. James Woods, Samuel L Jackson and the rest of the voice actors brought LIFE to this game. It's a shame Rockstar refuses to hire big names to do voice acting anymore.

>14 years to see what is literally right infront of you
Straight busta

Why would anybody be against universal suffrage?

Didnt the android release get a graphics upgrade?

women arent allowed to post here

Took me 11 years to get past that fucking mission, am still stuck on the one were you gotta shoot all the damn rc planes.

Why don't you give an actual reason why you think universal suffrage is an SJW issue and not a natural born right?

>no mention of the hot coffee mod

>universal suffrage
not everyone can vote nor should they. retards, felons, non citizens, etc

>Humans are born with the right to vote
Why

>kike
>glorifying traitors with mega plans to injure the righteous hero
Why am I not surprised?

>I've been playing for weeks and cj hasnt once been arrested
Probably because you are playing as him while using your superior white boi brain. A tiny amount of common sense would probably reduce black crime rate by up to 90%.

It’s 2018 and I haven’t done shit with my life

Only wiggers played that game.

I just shoot the cops, steal a car and go fuck around in the rual area till the heats off.

You're welcome.
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Best part of that game is based James woods as a glow in dark using niggers as pawns

EVERYBODY played that game, even if they weren't supposed to.
Like the niggotry or not, on a base level it hit everyone from the lowliest jiggaboo to the highest businessman, because you START as a piece of shit and END as a badass. I always had CJ dressed in a suit and fit as fuck by the end. I couldn't play him any way else. Fuck the hood. We have Las Venturas.

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