What’s the dirtiest thing a girl has ever said or done with you?

"I stand with Israel"

>fuck buddy in college
>She was a few years older than me
>Used to creampie her regularly
>Every God damn weekend
>She used to go to church
>Would creampie her in the morning, she would go to church
>Wouldn't even be bothered to clean my spooge out or even push it out
>Would put her panties on and go to church and just let my jizz seep out while at church
>She met her cuck husband at church probably while my dried cum was sticking her upper thighs together
>Several years later, they have two kids
>One has my hair, eyes, and cheeks

Chimerism is real.

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I fucked a girl with a baseball bat once, then a cucumber which I made her eat. I then went onto double fisting her before making her swallow my load. She was only 16. Fun times.

what are you look at pervert...i was so happy for the rest of that day

Fapped to hentai together (she's japanese)

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Once I held a girl's hand, and she said we should get better acquainted. But she said it with like a sexual attitude.

>One has my hair, eyes, and cheeks

Or maybe its just yours? A lady that had not had sex in several years gave birth after masturbating with someone over a webcam.
You shot so much cum it formed a pupa sack in her so a gooey center of live sperm cells survived

Ate my shit directly from my asshole, if you must know.

I decided that was gross and dumped her the next week.

My girlfriend, don't shower and choke me.
My mother, I utterly hate you I wish I never gave birth to you.

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My wife also blew me in the bathroom right before she gave birth to our first daughter while our mothers were in the room. I'll never forget it

she let me insert my penis into her vagina in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation

>Ate my shit directly from my asshole

you ever wonder why? what caused her to be like this? abuse?

One time these three girls I knew where having a sleepover and they started texting me telling me they wanted to strip for me and take showers with me. I knew they were just having a joke, talking about this with me because I'm so quiet and awkward, but I enjoyed it anyhow. They did it again on their next sleepover telling me how much they want my cock.

I had a Korean bitch lick my asshole and jerk my cock at the same time.

Third grade. Suzy gave me cooties.

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Why did she do that? Did your mothers justwatch?

>I'll promise you two anal sessions for some acid
>We'll suck your dick like all night long for some white girl
>also recieved rimjobs. banged a girl for a while that didnt really have any sexual boundaries at all. she never left me alone after I almost drowned her the first time we fucked.

wtf is up with some women and the ass???

In highschool these girls would constantly stare at my ass, felt up my bum one time and dried hump me from behind....jeezz what a bunch of pervy sluts.

One girl fingered my bhole. Another girl wanted me to pretend she was my sister/pretend I was raping her. And a third girl wanted me to impregnate her.

what the fuck man

After I fucked her and her friend,she blew the dogs after they fucked her and her gf

I had water fight using hoses with a girl.

I would love that.

That son looks like me but I don't think it could live for five years or so

I shoved a shampoo bottle up my gf's vagina once

Every dog has his day

Wait, I take it back. One time a girl called me a temptress and tried to get me to wear her lipstick

are you a paki?

Stuck a finger up my ass and sucked my dick.

Hey you asked.

I say
>Hello
She say
>Hello
Then I Say
> You wanna bum bum in you wi wi with me pee pee ?
And she say
>Oh, ok user I like how that sounds
Then I say
>Ok sorry but i dont have an erection
Then she say
>No problem sir I can fix that
Then she put his finger in my ears and start slaping my balls with his head

>Oh nice thats works now we can bom bom with my pee pee in your wii wiii

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Nope, just a pervert. I think I damaged the poor girl. She ended up with a ginger car salesman and became a cop.

I your little yellow fuckdoll, handsome boy!

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Had a girl with a grin a mile wide ask me "who wants to get his fist wet?"

PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

Fingered my asshole and said I had the biggest dick she's ever seen. Must have only fucked vecerka vietchinks since my dick is merely 17x14cm

whiteboi

I slap my girlfriend across the face while I call her my little slut, little fuck toi etc. Makes for a good ass time!

She had issues man. She was one of those vegan Peta bitches. And I don't mean the kind who don't eat animal products either, but the kind you put themselves in a cage naked in front of some random biolab.

stuck my finger in her ass then put it in her mouth. she was kinda drunk and didn't realise until like 5 seconds later lol

fisting is 300$

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> Go to bar with gf at the time who was virgin qt when i met her
> Go to bar she gets tipsy
> Go to my house
> Hot ass sex incredible
> hops off when I'm close starts sucking me and suddenly out of nowhere
> Tickles my asshole
> cum fucking buckets instantly
> she slides up to me and whispers
> you fucking liked that huh
So hot.

Who said dat

You can keep your doctor.

>minding my own business at home in my apartment
>get a phone call from my buddy's wife (drunk)
>They were at my buddy's house in the hot tub with another couple we knew
>I happened to know that both woman wanted my cack, but had no idea what was about to happen.
>they ask me to 'bring milk for paralyzers'
>I go there (did not get any milk)
>get in the hot tub and start drinking
>less than 30 mins later, I'm fingering one while eating out the other one while their husbands are inside getting drinks

Started rubbing my arm and saying “I think...I really think you could be the one” then I realized she was pretending my arm was my dick

Another time when I was the hair salon and talking about my job/life whatever. I had my hand on the arm-rest and the girl started rubbing her clit on my knuckles and pretending like she didn’t know what she was doing.

She wanted me to massage her pussy while I was dressed up as a Nazi for Halloween because I’m blond aryan looking 8/10.

We were in her houses bathroom

Choking stuff, I guess.

But, that's not really "dirty".

You are a gift to your nation, truly.

What's there to explain? Women like dick and some don't mind being a little naughty.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

A girl once told me Goyim we're not subhuman and that they had a right to exist

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You should meet him later in life and imply that you might be the dad.

Just for shits and giggles.

>TFW she sticks her finger up your ass and then says that something feels wrong

Jews are people too

I think a manass just looks good to women for some reason.

rubs or licks my asshole pretty awesome desu

2nd part:

why do so many Asian girls do this? they get right up against my elbow and rub their clit with it while cutting

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Same on both accounts dude.

Why do chink women love to put their finger in guys asses I never understood it.

Off topic but has anyone experience penile atrophy due to drug/alcohol abuse? I feel my circumference went down about 1cm and the length could be better too. The erections feel just as rock hard as ever though. Also didn't use to watch so much porn back in the day so that might be a factor.

Got rimmed to see if i liked it.
Was overrated.
If a hook up is willing to do that, that's not long term relationship and marriage material.

We spit directly in each other’s mouths a lot.

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I loved it desu. Prostate stimulation is a patrician pasttime

This girl sucked my dick right after fucking her in the ass, she wanted me to pee in her mouth and wanted to go to sleep with my dick in her mouth. Real freak, good times but no future in the long run.

show benis

different girls, different times:
>went into the bathroom, got all goth’d out, came back to bed and told me to hurt her
>told me to take a shower and then rimmed me
>had me fuck her in the ass and then went atm
>we fucked on the floor in the bathroom of a train
>fucked her in front of her friend
>fucked on a picnic table while camping

>fucking a drunk fuck buddy at college
>Railing her hard
>Slip, balls deep in her asshole
>pull out, sorry about that.
>demands I put it back in
>okay
>proceed to fuck her ass, hard and in various positions
>blow a huge load deep in her ass
>roll off her, drunk and exhausted
>she begins sucking my still hard cock
>"let me clean this for you"
>5 mins later cum down her throat
She told me the next day on the way to class she shit her pants, mainly just the left over cum. She said she was so horny sitting through class in her shitty cum pants

m dude wtf

I was having anal sex with my first gf in my teens. She didn't want me to cum inside her so I pulled out and she took me straight into her mouth..
.. couldn't kiss her after that

Rimming is so lame. I'm convinced it was developed for gays who don't want to admit they are bottoms.

fuck off to bant, faggot.

I'll take her. Was it that chink in L.A.?

I wouldn't be surprised though if it was.

I shot gallons and gallons into that pussy.

Chinese not Thai, you perverted sodomite!

it's always bottoms isn't it. that area is not for pleasure!

Let me fuck her in a public park between a few apartment building, guaranteeing people would see us. Swallowed on her knees after we'd fucked on the table, slide, and grass. God was that an amazing few nights

Two girls have let me fuck their asses.

One ex, after yet another weekend of nothing but sex (a lot of it rough), said "I wonder how much of your cum is in my stomach" because she swallowed literally every load. Kinda feel bad for her husband

brought her 2 hot best friends into bed with us as a "birthday present".

i fucked a girl several times while her dad was upstairs talking to my dad

Had a friend of mine from grade school who ended up being very cruel to me teasing me and shit, 20 years later I ended up running into and she had become a hooker.

While I was screwing her and she was using me for comfort because her previous client had fucked her sore and ran off without paying, she started telling me about how she remembered the school song from grade school before starting to sing Sail Away by the Stix. I ended up giving her a hug because something was really wrong with her.

Afterwards I took pictures of her naked one with me holding her ass while she shrank away Looking back on the picture years later it was clear she didn't want to be touched. I then brutally stuck my penis in her sore vagina doggy style and she threw herself forward because it hurt.

The worst part is that for the longest time I hated her and always hoped something bad would happen to her. Then it did and I just wanted to take all that pain away. Found out she was on Heroin years later and she was sucking dick for it. I thought at first she deserved it, but she didn't deserve that. That was overkill.

I'm still haunted by it to this day.

“Am I not good enough for you, mortal?”

Then, after we had the most ragingly hot and exhaustive sex I’ve ever had in my entire life, she said that she couldn’t remember anything that had happened. I believed her, too; she had a completely different look about her when we were doing it. It was as though she had physically transformed.

Anybody else run into something like this before?

I come in my wife's mouth she swallows but she comes straight up to kiss me.
like this is what you taste like
I mean, I eat her fishy flaps and enjoy the smell on my face all the fucking time.

Ass fingering

this russian girl i talk to said she was gonna rub her pale mongol feet all over my greasy italian face.

They have a nice vodka scent.

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topkek shlomobro, top. kek.

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>What’s the dirtiest thing a girl has ever said or done with you?
Gave me her virginity

My wife told me about how her dad fucked her when she was a kid and showed me the videos. We've fucked while looking at video of her dad fucking her. She's pregnant with our first daughter now and wants me to do her. I'm pretty into it but scared about the possibility of getting caught. I don't what to do.

My wife lets me put it in her pooper and then straight into her mouth

one time this slutty churhc girl i was fuckin on the side fingered my ass and then i came in her mouth and kicked her out. she later ended up marrying some cucked bastard lmao

One of my earliest sexual partners had a rape-fetish, I was really inexperienced and wasn't into it at all.

Glad I never met her again.

How long did it take you to get your asshole accustomed to it?

Meh, mine aren’t as big as they were when I was 14-20. It’s just an age thing I guess. Or you got fat and/or have high cholesterol and bad circulation.