Gun owner shoots dolphin

Maybe the dolphin owed him money.

Fuck dolphins

Maybe it was self defense?

It had information that would lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest.

Prepare your blowhole

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The dolphin was a gun grabbing leftist congressman.

Someone who paid $5k to go Marlin fishing only to have that fucker try and take his catch.

Obviously that "Black" dolphin was only looking for direction to the school of fish and some white guy shot him.

Dolphins rape people.

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What probably happened

>guy finds beached dolphine
>cant get it back to water in time
>mercy kills it so it wont just suffocate to death
>OMG MANS BRUTALLY MURDERS INNO DOLPHIN

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maybe it was suicide

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What if the USN has used dolphins and porpoises to protect fleet vessels from dive teams since the 70s?
What if there were guns that could shoot underwater? What if this was a little more than it seems?

But California has gun control.
How could this have happened?

Dolphin tastes goood, thats a waste

Impossible. I happen to know guns are illegal in Commiefornia.

couldve been a floating illegal.

What did the dolphin know about hilary clinton?

Dolphin looks black to me.

A gun owner in California? We all know damn well who shot this dolphin. One of the Leftists soooo precious gangbanger "minorities"!
Fuck off...the far-Right respects the dolphin more than most humans. Dolphins are in fact...of the far-Right.

Jow Forums
LISTEN TO ME PLEASE
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME
I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO HILLARY CLINTON'S ARRE-

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It knew too much.

I own guns in California.

100% guaranteed to be an illegal immigrant

Are you a dolphin?

Violated the NAP

The dolphin was a rapist

Uh no totally not.

must have been a pretty good shot.

Because it wasn't a porpoise

So long and thanks for all the f--

>I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO HILLARY CLINTON'S ARRE-

Sorry Dolphin-user. You don't speak those words unless you want to be dead. It's suicide by cunt.

Push lad back into water
Lad grounds himself again
>if only you knew how bad things really were
Okay son okay.
Close your eyes and blowhole son.

Dolphins are fucking rapists little shit probably was out prowling.

>gun owner
fucking bizarre language. as if he did it because he is a gun owner, not because hes fucked up / insane / bored / whatever

Alright I've had enough.

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Because he was Mexican.

lol who really thinks this is real and not entirely staged.

Humans are the only thing that matters, seriously, animals are just as old as we are and they fucking can't do anything. They aren't even close to the value of a human and shouldn't have anything close to the amount of freedoms and rights we have. But stupid fucking people think they should.

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probably tried to rape a poor swimmer, and the swimmer was packin

>Implying an amphibious invasion doesn't violate the NAP

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>be dolphin
>go to America
>get shot

what about komodo dragons and shit? they are prehistoric and still alive today.

Dolphins are the niggers of the sea. They roam in huge pack when they move into territyory they do not belong in. They pick on the weak, they pick on each other, but what they do best is rape, straigh up RAPE everything. They will rape whales (PAWG of the sea), they will rape jelly fish, hell, they will even rape SHARKS, if their gang is large enough. Violent fuckers too, with or without the rape, yet they get away with it too.

They don't even speak fish, they never bothered to learn from the schools how to properly convey their feelings, so they just rape and blast their shitty sound wave (Sea equivalent to rap / trap music) shit from one end to the other so they can be all sneaky like, speaking in ebonics and shit so that the great white sharks don't undertstand them.

Fuckers should be glad that other fish do not have access to guns, or else they would light their asses up too.

Fun fact, did you know that dolphins make up only 15% of the Cetacea group, yet are responsible for 50% of the overall group death rate, and the overwhelming majority of the rape?

It wasn't shot dead, that's just its blowhole. Fucking liberals

Dolphins are rapists.

The only good dolphin is a dead dolphin.

Good job on ousting yourself as the nigger you are

Sport shooting.

What a dick.
If it was on purpose and not a stray from a pirate battle or something.

Trespassing

Dolphin was dying, it was an act of mercy

this. thing was probably beached and suffering. why prolong something that is inevitable

Just because its black it doesnt automatically make it a rapist user

kek

Fake news. If a dolphin that far on the beach from sea it was beached and dying. Act of mercy, nothing more.

fishermen on boats do it when the dolphin scare away the fish

How so? Unless the dolphin was fished out purposely by the people who shot it, it looks like it was another breeched dolphin and was suffering on its own and was already on its way to death.

it must have had dirt on the clintons

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You say that like someone couldn't have just picked it up and put it back in the water.

Do you know how heavy a dolphin is, retard.

Sure youre not

clear case of self defence. Dolphins are the rapists of the ocean.

nah that dolphin got mossad'd

That dolphin looks pretty dark. It probably was trying to rob someone

Im from California beach and I say kill em all!

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Yeah. Less than I deadlift.

Oooo strong possibility. That’s probably it

Odds are, if it looks like something a gang type would do, it's something a gang type did.

And that's a nigger or spic.

i had no choice dude , you obviously have never tried to fuck a live one

That's the joke, dickass

Or perhaps it was self defense. You never know with dolphins.

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>be American
>get shot

>be dolphin
>get shot
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE OCEAN

fuck dolphins

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>be unknown
>fall into the void

I'm gonna agree with others and say there's a 99% chance it was mercy killed. What exactly is the alternative here? Some crazy redneck jumped in the water, shot a dolphin underwater(how?), grabbed the corpse (how???) and dragged it to beach and left it there for no reason? What is wrong with these people's brain. How can can you possibly look at this situation and not expect a mercy kill? If the shooter isn't responsible for dragging the corpse then the animal was beached. Beached aquatic animals are agonizing. Put 2 and 2 together.

Who could be behind this?

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it steped on my property

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They wanted to kill another intelligent being and they were in california, so this was all they could find.

Brutality? How about mercy?

just another illegal who found a loaded weapon and decided to play bullseye with the surrounding sealife

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Well the dolphin didn’t shoot itself!

this

FOOK YU DORPHIN
FOOK YU WHARE

they are mammals merifat.

He could have pushed or rolled him into the waves.

Look at the fucking noses

Who said he was a gun owner?