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>My dad still can't accept that May has won and her deal is going through
I see Andrew Neil is getting shit again from the usual Guardian shitehawks for calling a mad cat lady a "mad cat lady".
>government doing military exercises near steelworks and other industrial site
Shit guys, we preparing for a happening?
Your dad is correct.
This isn't over yet
>We’ve all been paid off now so the deal can go ahead and we will sell our country.
Britannia O Fortuna.
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Lucifer O Fortuna!
There’s going to be one hell of a repayment coming for that motherfucker.
>michael gove betrays the side he proclaimed support for yet again
I hate that cunt.
No May won staying as PM, not her deal. Theres no way a majority will vote for it.
Labour will only vote for it if it keeps the UK in the single market, ERG will not vote for it under any circumstances, all minor parties will not vote for it.
So the only way its getting through is if its changed to favour Labour or the ERG which the EU27 wont allow. I’ve been saying this for some time, there will be a hard Brexit.
MPs will vote this through
The minute the swamp is drained and British parliament is decimated I will return to help rebuild my country. Not now though cause comfy
>may won staying as pm
When did that happen?
I thought we had some days left yet.
From victors to vassals in 100 years
You do. But if she has gove and co. she’ll win
Gove is a natural backstabber, there is hope yet!
Gove isn't enough to take her down, that meme makes no sense. No Tory wants the job of putting that draft to the commons when it will not get through.
Portillo should get back in politics. I reckon he'd be a good man to lead us out of the EU.
do brits really think the irish border issue was just invented to fuck with them?
Don't bother even talking about that, most of the NPCs can't comprehend it.
>no tory wants to put that draft through
The whole point is that a new PM wouldn't.
Meanwhile in America, a bunch of niggers shot some other niggers. And once or twice a year some white guy goes crazy and shoots a few people.
Meh. I .live in a decent neighborhood, will likely be fine.
>getting a Brexiteer PM
The point is you wont.
I think you're right, friend.
Drain the swamp and remove the crocodiles.
Fuck off anus face.
Yes and to stop you sending more eurotrash to us.
The acceptance by the UK government of the idea of "no hard border and no new border infrastructure" has tied our hands unnecessarily.
However with a No Deal exit looking likely, enjoy your hard border. See you in Aughnacloy for a celebratory Brexit dinner?
You guys should read Jo Johnsons piece in the Financial Times. He comes clean on how the entire Brexit happened. Things it told us:
- David Cameron and Osbourne expected the result to be Remain and didn’t have any preparations for Leave (but we already knew that)
- Theresa May thought Brexit would never work and she never tried properly to negotiate
- Theresa May and the conservatives fucked up the election
- The inner circle of Remainers negotiating Brexit don’t want to leave and are actively trying to leave in name only (again this was already known)
- Nick Timothy, May’s cheif of staff called the Withdrawal Agreement a “capitulation”
- May is deliberately lying through her teeth about her pile of shit deal so that she isn’t dragged theough the streets by the public like Ghaddafi was
- They all know that the deal is worse than staying in or a hard Brexit
Wow, so things we already know? Enlightening.
>Brexit and Drumpf has become massive failures
HAHAHAHA
pay denbts
Why don’t paddies just submit to the crown already?
Does anyone have a subscription to the Telegraph? If so could you screencap the article “This is not a compromise - it's a capitulation by our Prime Minister “ and post it here?
No it was all assumed but never known
- May is deliberately lying through her teeth about her pile of shit deal so that she isn’t dragged theough the streets by the public like Ghaddafi was
God, time to re-read The Correction and pray that enough people do rise up to do that.
We need a reset, the whole stinking lot of them really have to go.
Who will be the next prime minister, lads? Personal I think Boris Johnson because he is the best at bare knicker fighting and swearing.
No, it was known. Don't project your own ignorance onto others you tedious Abo sack of shit.
I see they think they've found ARA San Juan after it went missing last year
Shit, hope the crush damage removed all evidence of the Mark 48 torpedo
me ya cheeky fucker
>Bare knicker fighting
What?
Eyebleach.png
>Australian in 'stealing' shocker.
Why is there so much reptilians in UK's government or in politics in general ?
May and Milliband seem to be the worst
We need to vote independent candidates now, for our towns and country, forget the whole red vs blue charade and its 19th century tricks.
This. Sorry Roo but if you were actually in Bongland you'd know what you just said, everyone already knew.
No bully.
Kill yourself faggot. It was never admitted these things by anyone inside the government. BoJo and DavDav only said the Brexit people were being excluded. It was only speculated
Says the Frenchman whose boytoy wonder President couldn't even pull off a simple assassination job on the US President last weekend, but went ahead with announcing the Euroreich Army anyway
Yeah but it was never confirmed from the inside
Please stop embarrassing yourself. These points were already known, what you think is some exclusive, isn't.
Your post makes no sense, reptilian.
Which cabinet memeber previosuuly announced it
bonjour
Sir Francis Drake desu.
Stop fighting, puppets
I like how you're trying to reframe your argument now it's been called out as pointless.
The fact that these points were already known is what's relevant here.
Again, stop projecting your own ignorance and fuck off.
>something is completely obvious and produces results that confirm the hypothesis
>needing "insider" knowledge
Who cares if it wasn't absolutely confirmed? Nobody cares to hear what they already knew from one of the Johnson clan.
Pretty sure the EU Supreme Court have positioned themselves to veto Brexit. Shit's gonna get intense.
>Telegraph
To be fair it’s the only formal publication that has stuck to it guns for No Deal, the Daily Mail has been shoo’d with Greig as editor.
RIP British Empire.
I like how you’re avoiding my question because you don’t have an answer. Saying that I’m changing the argument when you are too. Bravo.
>Forigners should be restricted from owning real estate?
Yes or no?
A thousand times yes
Your question is irrelevant as this user has pointed out. Now close the tab and fuck off.
Yeah it pisses me off when they change their stance too. Our rightwing newspaper The Australian (Murdoch) covered the Brexit debates pretty fairly until the result and then they started talking about Leavers as if they were terrorists.
Just goes to prove there are no more people’s newspapers. Only corporate interests are advocated.
got ‘im innit
>Extra sad
Just how I like my brits
At least you know realise you've humiliated yourself.
Was that a freudian slip?
It was a statement of fact.
yeah I had a dream about him being prime minister and it was the same dream which showed me Trump and a frog falling from the sky. About 8 years ago.
Former lefty here. It would be hilarious watching our perversely corrupt media, political and legal system crash and burn. But seriously, calling out an imbecilic face pulling psy op might as well be nuclear codes.
Yes Thailand does this, why cant we?
It is unfair that chinese can buy up housing and never use it when our own people need homes.
Hard Brexit first thing on Monday please.
The absolute madman. What did he mean by this?
is alan duncan the biggest cuck in british politics?
All is going according to plan.
Davis resignation was faked and now he is in the USA making no deal preparation WW2 Atlantic convoy style
Don't think her deal won't pass lads, 60 Labour MPs rebelling would be all that it takes.
Of course they will, when this gets positioned as "this deal or no deal" which is exactly what May will do sh will get an easy majority.
What do you lads think of Matt Stadlen?
I've grown fond of that old poof in the last few months as one of the TV networks down here in the antipodes has been screening all of his train shows.
Marvellous.
60 Labour MPs rebelling seems unlikely, every source I've seen have said it's likely to be between 15-30 at maximum. Labour know there is a higher chance of either 2nd referendum or general election if they vote no against it
Not if voting against it leads to no deal which it will because the EU are not going to renegotiate
this 2 year thing with someone else be it a new tory leader or labour.
>60 is all it takes
There's not 60 Brexiteers in Labour. They have no reason to rebel, they want to topple May and it would be positive for the party if they did. You'd be lucky if 5 rebel with the current whip (the one Miliband fired because he was too mean).
Brexiteers are not going to vote for her deal, but remainers will.
It win’t get through. It’ll need more than 60. ERG claims they have 80+ amd DUP is 10. That means 95 Labour will need to Rebel. It won’t happen.
ERG can't even get 48 to hand in no confidence letters, ERG members openly talk on the news saying they are considering voting for her deal.
Anyone got a difcord link/invite?
Thanks.
It’s all 4d chess. They didn’t want to trigger the 48 until the start of next week. Its all about controlling the news cycle. Thats why Mogg did his dramatic presser. To control the news cycle. Of course they were fucked over by Gove (who else) who reclaimed the news cycle back for May on Friday morning, then after that they triggered 14 no confidence votes theoughout the afternoon to try and get it back.
Ergo, vis-a-vis, hitherto and concomitant with pertinent legislative somethinablublubfsjnl;
You have no good reason to believe this. Go back to outer/pol/ because you clearly can't cope with reality.
You resign to embarrass the PM, you don't send in a letter one by one, a lot of those announcing letters are ones that handed them in a long time before November.
>no good reason to believe this
Let me help you:
>deal = no brexit
>vast majority of MPs are remainers
>get told vote for this or it is no deal
Not hard to do the maths.
Good heavens, it's awful.
The Mk48 is an American torpedo user.
GOTCHA
Wrong. 14 of the 23 or so that have been sent in were from the last 48 hours. That was confirmed in The Times.
This
ERG have cucked out multiple times, they will again, mabye after may gets some minor concession .
People where saying that deal would never be met
People where saying that ERG have the 48 letters 50 times in past week yet nothing came of it
Where does that say I am wrong? I said a lot, which is true.
Sorry to burst your bubble but this thing is going to pass, there is no magic 80 Tory ERG MPs ready to vote this thing down and you are naive if you think there are.