Daily reminder that masturbation is a sin and that we have all fallen short of the glory of god and the only way to...

Daily reminder that masturbation is a sin and that we have all fallen short of the glory of god and the only way to salvation is through his son jesus christ who came as a sacrifice so that we may be spared from eternal damnation and spend eternity in the house of our father god. Amen!

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THERE ARE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THREE TRILLION TRILLION TRILLION TRILLION ATOMS ON PLANET EARTH THAT GOD HAS TO MANAGE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO HIM IS THAT YOU DON'T JERK IT
NEVER WROTE IT IN HIS BOOK BUT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

You're not going to enjoy the eternity of suffering, sodomite.

i cannot honestly believe someone would unironically take time out of their lives to post something like this

PRIORITY NUMERO UNO ISN'T LIVING AN ETHICAL AND MORALLY UPRIGHT LIFE
IT'S MAKING SURE YOU DON'T CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN

>Fag flag
>Caps
Doesn't help your point desu

THE LETTERS ARE BIGGER TO EXPRESS THE PROFUNDITY OF MY STATEMENT
THE STATEMENT BEING THAT GOD CARES MOST OF ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR PENIS AND NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE

The atom is a theory dumbass
Our universe is most likely electric but it's ok I guess you don't give a fuck with your faggot flag

If you can’t control your sexual faculties you can not say you are living an upright life. It’s why fuck became a bad word, people who can’t control themselves have always been considered untermentchen.

>Did Jesus Exist? Dr. Robert M Price, Dr. Richard Carrier, David Fitzgerald
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>Why the Gospels Are Myth
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>Why Invent the Jesus?
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>Jesus Mythicism
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>Examining the Existence of a Historical Jesus
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>Biggest Lie -- The 4th Gospel
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>The atom is a theory dumbass
ALL SUBATOMIC PARTICLES ARE TECHNICALLY COMPOSED OF WAVEFORMS IN VARIOUS STATE OF SCATTERED DISTRIBUTION AND NO ARRANGEMENT OF THOSE WAVEFORM SCATTERS EXCEPT THE ABSOLUTELY MOST IMPROBABLE COULD EVER MAKE THAT POST NOT BE OBJECTIVELY RETARDED

IF YOU CAN'T LIVE YOUR LIFE HOPPING ON YOUR LEFT FOOT YOU CAN'T SAY YOU HAVE THE SELF CONTROL TO LIVE AN UPRIGHT LIFE
I DON'T LIKE RIGHT FEET SO THE BIBLE SAYS NEVER STAND ON THEM

fuggin based.

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Frick off degenerate.

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God hates fags the most. If you jerk you're willy to another willy you anger him the most!

>but da universe big
And it's all completely useless. The human consciousness is the only thing of value we have begun to discover as a species. Who cares if there's millions of floating balls of gas in space, do you count each blade cut when you mow the lawn? The most interesting thing about atoms is that in certain circumstances they produce a thing that produces consciousness.

YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOUR FLOWERS ARE ALL MASTURBATING WILDLY IN SPRING THOUGH
YOU JUST WANT THE WEEDS TO GO AWAY

>be faggot
>spend most of your life promoting that faggotry is ok because what really matters is not what you do with your penis
>realize the concept of faggotry itself is defined by what you do with your penis
wew

il praise the lord when he looks me in the eye
until then he gets none of my worship
i will not submit to a ruler that wont give me so much as common courtesy
let alone one who remains silent when his people need him the most

Do no fap for your Führer, your volk, and your fatherland.

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>193728257
>ALL SUBATOMIC PARTICLES
You keep assuming nuclear theory is real in each and every of your sentence
I'm not wasting anymore time with you fag

enjoy your prostate cancer judeo-christcuck

>Daily reminder that masturbation is a sin
The best sin
>and that we have all fallen short of the glory of god
The worst good
> and the only way to salvation is through his son jesus christ
Gay Segway
>who came
Lol
> as a sacrifice so that we may be spared from eternal damnation and spend eternity in the house of our father god.
Looks like we need a second crusifixion
>Amen!
Fag

t. Protestant

Scum of the earth

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I haven't masturbated in 5 months and I'm still a loser.

used to be christian actually
the biblical accounts have been twisted and (perhaps even intentionally) mistranslated throughout the ages
its nearly impossible to know what really happened

there needs to be a clarification

>thread is derailed by a trolling atheist larping as a fag for (you)s

why has pol become this

ASK NOT WHAT HAS BECOME OF Jow Forums
ASK WHAT Jow Forums HAS DONE TO ITSELF

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Amen!

If that's true, why does electrocution of the penis provide what is by far the most powerful orgasm in history?

Can you tell me where in the bible Jesus Christ mentions masturbation being a sin?

Because if I remember correctly, god told his people, the jews, to not masturbate, so they don't waste the semen that he wants to spread. Christ never said anything like that