American holiday is based on a coca cola commercial

>American holiday is based on a coca cola commercial
JUST

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Americans probably don't know what a saint or a bishop is. They've never had one.

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unironically true. they only know about rabbis.

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So Charlemagne was crowned Holy Roman Emperor on Coca Cola Day, 800 AD?
Charles Dickens wrote A Coca Cola Carol?

>So Charlemagne was crowned Holy Roman Emperor on Coca Cola Day, 800 AD?
>Charles Dickens wrote A Coca Cola Carol?
where did they talk about a guy in a red suit on flying rendeer?

Santa is Satan.

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>They've never had one.
We've had several canonized. John Neumann was one.

The Protestant majority doesn't give a fuck about saints though.

low quality bait, dont respond

True story,

Coca cola had me write a jingle for them and they ended up stealing it for a radio campaign. They forced me to use some shitty phrase inserted into the song.

I kid you not, the phrase was "open for more"

Fucking gay

Yes, but it's probably not a tradition in your country to have a real bishop come to your elementary schools, read from a golden book what each child has done good and bad, and to hand out cookies? Because that's how I remember Santa Claus in elementary school.

Well, at least you have christmas trees. I hear that's because one of the Roosevelt children wanted to have one.

coca cola is Jewish

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Yeah well I accidentally a whole coke bottle once.

Late state capitalism

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>Yes, but it's probably not a tradition in your country to have a real bishop come to your elementary schools, read from a golden book what each child has done good and bad, and to hand out cookies? Because that's how I remember Santa Claus in elementary school.

No the Supreme Court ended that shit in public schools decades ago when they banned reading from the Bible and prayer in public schools. My dad was actually in the school district as a kid that lost the court case.

EVERY STAGE JUDAISM

The marketing merchants basically killed off baby Jesus and replaced him with Santa and the false sexual tension and guilt build up of giving gifts as a placebo for orgasm. Then they get rich off of our debt.

It’s bullshitt. Americans should be forced to spend Christmas in church or purging their communities of the Jew. Then giving gifts of reclaimed wealth from the jew

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Nimrod

>Americans
>church
your churches are zionist rabbi jew worshiping propaganda places thanks to the (((scofield))) bible.

>bullshit in class
Yeah they replaced Jesus with secularized goyim grooming. Good job.

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Of all of us are Baptist retards praising “muh chosenites”

A lot of traditional Catholics despite the Jesuit weirdos and orthodox here.

I never said I approved of it. I don't. Potter Stewart was the only Justice who accurately predicted where the consequences of the decision would lead.

FWBC > all churches in the USA.

fucking plebs with their christmas and saints.
there is no christ in joulu and better hide your kids joulupukki is here to fuck you up.

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Lol you poor cathocucks are pathetic.

St. Nicholas day in Orthodoxy is way more based. Leave a boot by the front door overnight and it will be full of candy by the next morning. Based st nick.

>Orthodoxy
sinterklaas is niet orthodox.

OH GOOD CANDY SO YOU CAN ROT YOUR TEETH AND THEN PAY DOCTOR LEVI SHEKELSTEIN TO FIX THEM FOR YOU AND BLAST YOUR FACE FULL OF MERCURY AND GIVE YOU A PRESCRIPTION SO GOLDA SILVERKRUASS CAN SELL YOU MIND-ALTERING DRUGS.

Did call him Santa Claus you dumb bird brain faggot? Go look in the mirror and comb your hair some more.

Brush your teeth you smelly nigger.

Oy.
Over here, we have many schools that are staffed and paid by the two big churches of Germany. They also finance and run hospitals and homes for the elderly. All in all, the Catholic and the Lutheran churches do far more social work than the state ever could.

We did get religious education classes in school. It's the only ones that were segregated between Lutheran and Catholic kids. (And the one moslem kid was allowed free hours then.) Anyway, they both have the same curriculum, and the state makes it be about religion in general, i.e. we learned about Hindus, Buddhism, Transcendental Meditation and Mormonism. We picked apart the Bible and were taught where it contradicts itself and probably history. (Interestingly that was done by an ordained priest who was later called to serve in the Vatican.) Most of the time it was social issues, though, like talk about drugs, poverty, migration, wars. I.e. R.E. was all the stuff that you probably needed to be told about, but that wouldn't fit into the other classes.

I remember this commercial being shown every Christmas while growing up. Now I realize how fucked up that is.

That's Baptists and Non Doms. Mainliners (presbys, lutherans, Methodists), Anglicans and Catholics don't give a shit about Israel.

>Did call him Santa Claus you dumb bird brain faggot? Go look in the mirror and comb your hair some more.
first of all, learn english. second, it's Sinter klaas, because Sint Nikolaas.

SORRY I HAD TO GO TO HARVEY KLEINSTEIN TO GET MORE FLUORIDE TABLETS FOR MY BRUSHY PASTE

>not even november has passed and holiday shilling already goes maximum overdrive everywhere

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Mainliners mostly care about faggotry and making cat ladies feel good about themselves desu.

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>(((make sure you give some exciting ones)))

You're retarded Santa Claus has been a thing for hundreds of years.

Santa is Spanish for saint.

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Is a meme. What you call late state capitalism is actually creeping socialism.
Create problem → blame the system → topple it.

BUY MY SHIT YOU ASSHOLE GOY IT'S TO PRAISE YOUR "GOD"

Third of all, if you’re telling someone to learn English because they forgot a pronoun while you’re forgetting to capitalize and use semi colons to separate your independent phrases, you’re a massive faggot (I already knew this because of your flag though so even without replies I could’ve told you this). Fourth of alll Santa Clause and St Nicholas are not the same people and St Nicholas is a saint in Orthodoxy as well.

You faggot bird brains I swear. All of you are mentally lacking.

Isn’t your Christmas based on not eating peasant quantities of food once a year?

Use coal powder and baking soda, dummy.

And it's the female form if it really were Spanish, you genius.

>coal powder
This is what xoxols really think

Try thinking instead of meming for a while

Saints are a football team...duh

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I thought probably there was a lot of stuff in coal I would want to spread all over my teeth.

cry me a river, manchild weeaboo.

>implying Santa Claus isn't a woman

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November fucking 1st and the fucking kringle train rolled out

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one hell of a fpbp

redpilled

And people say we have no culture.

Tranzlat greedy toothpaste

Is it really? Then show me the hyper-commercialized Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur ads from Israel. Go on. Let's see them.

>when the kike gets so mad he forgets about the chocolates wrapped up to look like gold coins
Nigger, did you know they strap huge PVC menorahs to the top of their cars here?