You wake up in Japan as a Japanese

You wake up in Japan as a Japanese
Your government decided to accept 340,000 immigrants

What do?

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Cut off my chonmage in shame then dogeza and sudoku.

Make them take a mandatory IQ test and refuse to allow anyone who scores less than 100.

Become a trap and get aids

Fly my plane into a government building.

They're only workers visas strictly from Europe and china. you guys need if u don't want ur economic growth to stagnate and decline

I thank the etarnal jew and celebrate the annihilation of my people and culture by watching bbc cuck hentai.

i'd suggest having more babies but nip men are hyperincels

>You wake up in Japan as a Japanese
end myself

Go to the forest and never come back.

Enroll in jav and gain 40000 hours of experience

>Goto work in my cage for 14 hours until boss finally leaves.
>Boss wants me to go for drinks
>Get home at 2am and sleep
>Wake at 6am and goto work

Is it really that bad ?

I would do nothing (am actually American)

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Read about it in an anime.

>What do?

>recruit 100 men
>retreat to the wilderness to train for 2 years
>eat beans, punch trees, read Miyamoto Musashi

We all return to fight looking like pic related

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Look don and realise I have a 6 inch penis, realise this is twice as big as normal Asians. Boom JAV god.

Why can't you say "No thanks, I am busy with something today."? You MUST go every fucking time? Pretty sure nip fedualism hasn't ended. The bosses and CEO are the new lords and daimyos.

They don't have unions from what I hear, so its likely quite bad

This

Praise the lord and ask them to take 1 million instead.

>only 340,000? no japan has to take in more refugees to be able to survive

I can never tell if these Japanese flag posters are actually Japanese people or just some fat, disgusting neckbeard larping.

>strictly from Europe and china

That be racist, I want put my BBC in one of them squeaky pixelated pussies and shit nigga

Japan productivity is shit. they work 14 hours a day and 6 hours just talking in meeting room about shit.
You need worker from abroad to teach you how to work asian iidots
And your women need sex because jap men are losers and virgins.

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You can, but you're not a good colleague then and you disturb the workplace harmony.

get off my board, nigger

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Katana my leaders through the chest.

Kill the migrants.

Stop being a pussy as submissive asian boi and impregnate every jap girl you can. Have like 8 babies.

First thing I'd do? Not give a shit about immigrants and hit the market for a R34 in good condition.

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This.

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we japanese

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All I'd want to do with such a thing is violate traffic laws... which seems inappropriate for some reason, my being a guest and all.

Become Batman Ninja, and rid cleanse my home land.

Find my grandfather's katana and go wait them at the harbor/airport. Cut the ship/plain in half when it is landing.

>You wake up in Japan as a Japanese

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_diaspora

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youtu.be/jaqOmuFMbT8
He smiles without his eyes Nice and easy with his blackjack Don't tell me that you didn't see this coming down Please don't say that this isn't what you wanted now Scary John gets his strong arm on He can make me and break me Happy with his blackjack Scary John always knows whats going on He is everywhere Happy with his blackjack

>sudoku

Yeah, those games are fun and all, but that won't be enough to keep ones mind off an invasion of shitskins.

Found the jew

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marry a chinese cuite

Fall to my knees and clench my head while looking up at the sky, whilst unleashing the screams of one driven into permanent madness, much like a mortal mind who has witnessed the great old ones. You know, something like this.

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Fun fact: companies in Japan have atually studied productivity and have found that when they force people to work actual 8 hour days and do not allow them to work more, productivity goes through the roof. They also discovered that it raised employee morale/health and mental health levels, increased employee loyalty and also improved both their marriages and raised the rates at which married workers have children.

Which means they care more about shows of loyalty by being simply "there" over something that could actually boost their economy/profitability of their businesses. As one Japanese man I know who moved to the states said, "In Japan, they value presence over effort."

You have my sympathies, based Japanbros.

People fail to say it's 340k Asian immigrants.

YAAAAAAAAS SLAY JAPAN, I DONT MIND GETTING WITH A LITTLE BROWN COCK

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Time to make salsa.

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Id be too scared to do anything cause Im a japanese male incapable of getting an erection

>What do?
get on Jow Forums and continue making fun of 45 kilogram j*panese """"""""""""""men""""""""""

get blacked jap. you deserve it.

Do I have my guns?

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no most companies don't even start work until 0900

I'm Irish and celebrate saint Patrick's day with a glass of ginness!