I tried to fly JFK to FLL on Thursday night and we miraculously pushed back on time in spite of the snow, but taxiied around for 2.5 hours due to ATC delays and de-icing and then the co-pilot timed out so we had to return to the gate and the flight got canceled. JetBlue customer service is a joke, full of employees (niggers and la creaturas of course) giving conflicting instructions and it was a shitshow... was at the airport till 4am then had to get expensive cabs back to/from Manhattan for this whole fiasco. Anyways, earliest I could get rebooked was this morning via JAX. Thing is, I got the dreaded middle seat (I always avoid but in this case was the only option). I got seated next to a negress who took 100% of the armrest the entire flight. Not even 50-50, even though airplane etiquette dictates middle seat gets it. I even politely brought it up and she was “hurr durr, dindu never heard dat” and I avoided escalating further to avoid a chimp out since this sort of shit could lead to a diversion and my vacation has already been delayed enough.
Incidents like this remind me why race realism is a thing. Fucking manners and etiquette that should be common place is alien to these chimps (and why the FUCK do they always have a smell?)
this happened to me once and i aimed my nose breath at their wrist and after a while they moved it and i came in and claimed the territory. what the fuck are they gonna do about it? tell me to stop breathing?
Angel Allen
Just fly in business class.
Eli Barnes
6’-1” user here. I hate the jackasses that recline the seats all the way back the second the bell rings. I open the air vents all the way and direct them straight at the back of their neck. Works every time. Only once or twice has some one said anything and I tell them to sit up if they don’t like it.
Blake Edwards
Can we all agree that the aisle seat is the White Man's choice?
Thomas Moore
Pay extra for the exit seats you freak of nature.
Christian Reyes
Unless you’re pregnant you get one bathroom trip per 2.5 hours of flight time. If you’re one of those assholes going to the bathroom every 20 minutes I will make you climb over me.
Angel Miller
This guy gets it, fucking niggertier humanoids fly coach
Parker Jones
Sure, because it makes sense paying 3x as much as economy for a 2.5 hour flight. From where I am, business class only makes sense to Asia or Australia, since even flights to Europe are not that long.
anyone have problems with losers trying to poach your seat?
Jason Campbell
This.
Angel Turner
Flew gramps out to California one time. Used points and picked the exit row. Stewardess comes over to give the blah-blah about the exit row. Gramps says “I love the extra room because I have an artificial knee”. She says “I wish you hadn’t said that. Now I have to move you” Gramps ends up in first class. Half way across the country, stewardess brings me a cocktail. Says “Your Granpa sends his regards”. Fuck my life.
Owen Howard
> mah army not resty sadface.jpg Who is actually the shitty race here Jow Forums, let's be honest
Jaxson Russell
Nah, I’m a single mid-20s guy making six figures and have zero debt. It’s actually the opposite, I’m rich because I’m smart with my money and save instead.
Jaxson Lewis
BASED
Brayden Morgan
For me. Flights never end up like this. I have never seen a nigger on a plane. Granted whenever I do fly I end up going to Munich from there to Timisoara. Though 4 long flights from LAX to MUC every year is still a lot of time...surprised I never had these problems like the rest of you have had.
Alexander James
maybe you should take a glowin the dark with you for protection.
tldr: "im a loser who can't stand up for myself so i post about it on pol"
Chase Lopez
The bugman does not undertand. Its programming has found an exception to which there is no response written. It can only look in confusion and disbelief.
"Error"
Lincoln Rogers
Lmao that video is gold
Jaxson Morgan
Imagine the same circumstance but flying out of newark.
You know how niggers behave. Fork over the extra bucks for business class and comfort or be a cheap-fag (I am too) and sit back with the niggers and hope for the best. No need to complain about it, we all know how niggers are.
Liam Jackson
Notice how he leans forward slightly as he attempts to garner the courage to resist. Checking himself, he then realizes that he's a beta and that the man next to him is a chad.
Alexander Wilson
Next time just write "I was sat next to a nigger" and we'll know it was a bad experience.
Henry Jones
OP, stay away from the sheeboons. They are, without a doubt, the biggest shit stirrers
Brody Diaz
Nigs on planes are the worst. Pic is from a flight I took last Christmas
Flew Newark to San Juan. There were live chickens on the plane.
Joshua Gonzalez
disgusting.
Mason Lopez
The best part about business class is the morose looks from the coach passengers as they walk past during boarding.
Daniel Rivera
>tokyo to frankfurth flight >know some moon, so was able to talk the the girl at the check in >slightly flirty >she proceeds to put in my data >suddently tells me to wait a minut>ask if something is wrong >economy class is overbooked >oh boy now what >discusses something over the phone "We are terribly sorry, but you can't enter in enonomy due to the overbooking. If it isn't too inconvenient please accept the free upgrade to first class."
Worst part was that I was si tired I slept for most of that flight. And that was just the second best flight I had. Best was the one where one of the flight attendant girls gave me some head.
Wyatt Gray
look at this spiteful little shit not allowing his gramps a little comfort in his old age
>6'1" >manlet complaining about leg room on planes Actually tall people like myself are smart enough to get economy plus or exit row seating at a minimum. If it actually was an issue for you, you'd pay a little extra for more leg room. Faggot.
Julian Green
I travel for work. I take about 100 flights a year. Here are some things I've noticed: It's almost always fat people who get middle seats. I have to imagine it's because they're too poor for good seats, and too stupid to book ahead of time and get aisle/window. Old boomer men will always take the armrest of the person in the middle. The stewards for American Airlines are all old women who were hired for their looks back in the 70s when flying was still considered a high class form of transportation. Now they're all old and wrinkly and have been dealing with the same shit for 4 decades and hate life. Delta has some real qt stewardesses. Security at Chicago O'Hare is all fat black sassy niggresses. I fucking hate going through security at ORD.
>flight attendant girls gave me some head Shit that didn't happen. Stop watching so much porn, it warps your perspective on reality.
Bentley Jones
Not to hate on Americans, but this is a US-specific problem. I hate flying domestic in the US, it's always a guaranteed, baboon-ridden shit show like OP described. This doesn't happen in Europe, even though we have plenty of imported baboons and dune coons of our own. It's not a race issue either, it's something in how the lower classes in the US prefer to exist - on top of smelling like shit and traveling in shitty clothes I wouldn't be caught dead in, they're consistently inconsiderate assholes.
The worst is when you have a connecting domestic flight from a transatlantic one. You're already tired and now you're moving from traveling with civilized people to being loaded into a aluminium tube with loud, obnoxious niggers and spics.
Who else here have a torso so tall your arms cannot reach the arm rests?
Benjamin Roberts
Based granpa
Jaxon Robinson
I always have like 10 beers at the airport bar because the bitch flight attendant will only give like 1 an hour. I get nervous when I fly and drinking helps. On the plus side I reek of alcohol so other passengers always ask to move seats. Most of the time I get the entire row to myself unless if the flight is booked
tl;dr: black lady hogged arm rest during domestic flight; epic butthurt inspires OP to discover racial realism
Ryder Collins
Oh and one time I got yelled at by the flight attendant for drinking mini bottle of liquor that I brought with me. He threatened to fine me if he saw me do it again
Jonathan Ross
Wtf are these retarded etiquette rules >Window seat, limit fluid intake >no sleeping when you're in the aisle seat
Easton Johnson
Did you become a race realist because of the ordeal?
Nathaniel Watson
No I was before. He was some faggy Asian on my connecting flight to Hong Kong
John Edwards
Alaskan Airlines also has qt flight attendants. From personal experience I'd say at least 40-50% of them are young semi attractive females which is much higher than United.
Joshua Jackson
That's why you should have gold/platinum Status with a ok tier airline like United or AA. >free upgrades for a lot of flights >at the gate upgrades for $30-90 for domestic flights almost always available >priority customer support >free lounge access no matter what ticket you book
John Watson
The free market will fix it.
Soon they will remove all armrests so they can squeeze in an extra chair per row.
Easton Scott
based
Gavin Lopez
> fly jetblue > get canceled > complain > blame it on niggers
get a job white trash faggot. pretty sure you were put to the back of the taxi line because > jetblue
decent white folks flying delta never deal with this bullshit
Luke Cox
you really are a fucking disgrace. AA meetings are >> that way.
Ayden Russell
YOU ARE IN A METAL CAN HURTLING THROUGH THE AIR AT 500 MPH! FOR 200,000 YEARS OF HUMAN HISTORY, PEOPLE COULDN'T EVEN DREAM OF SUCH A FEAT!
Stop whinging.
Gabriel Young
This is what I do.
Xavier Jones
>t.nigger memefag who's never been on an airplane
Michael Walker
I had to physically elbow wrestle a 400lbs woman for it once (emergency exit row so 2 seats, literally last person to board and of course).
I got a talking to at the gate/had Marshalls follow me arround...then the airline rep talked to the whale and apologized and put her on a different connection.
Bitch was so fat, she elbowed me in the face getting "treats" from the eo he hehe overhead and couldn't even feel it.
United has a lot of faggots as flight attendants. All these poofy sparkly lispy cocksuckers for a 16 hour flight gets obnoxious.
Justin Peterson
Poor trigger control. I will teach her (and breed her).
Ryder Evans
Not discover, but re-affirm it
United sucks too, they’ve gone downhill since the Continental management took over in the merger. But they’re improving, albeit slowly, to their credit. American is meh out of the Big3 and trending downwards. I’m switching my allegiance to Delta going forward, I can’t even remember the last time I had an issue with them (maybe 2005?) but can recall multiple examples with AA, UA, and obviously B6
Carter Long
Just recline your own seat retard that's how it works. The seats recline, it's not rude to use the seats as intended
I do it from a world traveler perspective so the alliance is important for me *A >> OW >>>> SkyTeam. United did a awesome job with their new inter conti Polaris product so I actually use them (before avoiding US airlines where ever possible as they're so bad compared to others) But I guess if you mostly travel US domestic Delta is a super solid choice.
Grayson Wilson
>airport bars user are you perpetually broke or just super rich? Beer at an airport bar is like $12 a glass.
Jason Russell
LOL man the fuck up if you want the armrest. She just cucked you.
Landon Foster
Yeah, United is on the up, especially with Polaris. They just need to improve overall employee morale/culture... ever notice how DL FAs just seem happy? You don’t get impression from most UA ones. It translates to better customer service. But I get why you like *A because of Swiss.
Jordan Taylor
Bad news user. Once your immigrants have kids and they grow up, they'll all act just as bad. 1st Gen has some feeling of gratitude for not being in Africa. 2nd Gen 'fuk dat whit boi.'
Jonathan Stewart
Reclining your own seat doesn't get you your knee room back, retard.
Jacob Watson
>has never been to Europe >thinks Europe has primarily 1st gen baboons >doesn't notice the trash.jpg is mostly white trash >still replies talking out of his ass Clinically retarded burgers like you are tiresome.
Eli Harris
>posts about himself acting like a nigger >flag Checks out. I'm telling you, this is an American phenomenon.
Andrew Perry
I fly weekly for work and honestly usually its uneventful, but I shit you not, Thursday night my flight got delayed 45 min on the tarmac cuz this old Shaniqua that was shit faced drunk pissed herself in her airline seat. She the claimed the ever infamous didnu nuffin, but they said she was too drunk to fly and took her off the flight and the poor flight attendant had to wipe up the pissed on seat.
Eli Long
sneeze all over her hand
Carter Martin
Shoulda just quietly called her a sheboon nigger to make her chimp out and get moved or kicked off.
Austin Scott
I was a gentleman if you read the OP, problem is the negress was never taught manners. And I didn’t act forcefully because > white male vs. black female > “me too” >”das racisss” >potential for chimp out and flight diversion, further delaying my vacation
Oliver Morales
Yeah I actually noticed that they usually don't smile or look stressed especially on domestic flights. Interconti is another story in my experience. I have top status on both *A and OW, both have a nice mix of great to meh airlines so in the end the carrier operating the route is about 90% of the decision process, the other 10% are "where do I need miles to keep my status" kek.
