Thor was the most based god in history. You can't tell me otherwise. I mean why would you follow a pussy ass bitch like the christian god? What other god was so badass he became a superhero. None bitch. Could you imagine if Jesus showed up in Wakanda instead of Thor? Would've been straight faggotry. Look at this warrior bitch. How the fuck would you not follow this glorious bastard into battle. A hippie in a bathrobe who's gonna circumcise your ass first chance he gets over this chad mother fucker? Miss me with that shit. How did we allow such a pussy religion to get so may worshippers
Thor was the most based god in history. You can't tell me otherwise...
Jose Roberts
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Samuel Young
You forgot to switch your BLM meme flag to a more appropriate one.
Elijah Sanders
Perun (Perkunas?). Yeah he was the best.
Xavier Brown
Based wakanda poster
Juan Cruz
Nope, Black Thor worshipper. Here, nigga straight savage.
Adam Smith
Gay and Stupid. Stop the larping fucker. Get right with Jesus Christ or face the second death
Parker Diaz
Fuck no, I read the bible pure faggotry. Gayest set of mythologies I ever read.
Henry Myers
t.
Matthew Hill
Thor = Zeus, the messiah. Catholics sissified
him up so no one wants to pick Zeus.
Justin Cox
check their history they ain't jews
they're identity thieves.
William Ward
Noah Ross
Thor crossdressed.
/thread and kys
Aaron Foster
You fool, you think warriors alone forge the faith of nations? You are but a tool.
Anthony King
Amen tbqh
Ethan Fisher
Literally fuck God and also Satan and every demon out there, fuck everybody. I don't give a shit anymore.
Nathan Hernandez
REPORT OFF TOPIC TROLL THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO THEM
Joshua Perez
There are human mutants more powerful than Thor.
Also, who is this guy.
Nicholas Baker
Fuck you snitch. Get cut.
Owen Moore
YHWH would turn all the aliens into dust homie. Fire and brimestone.
Jack Lopez
KEK
So Thor gets his hammer stolen, Giant wants Freya as payment, Thor goes in a dress instead, tricks the giant, and kills his ass and returns home to bae.
That's based af, you just made me like Thor more. See this is why Thor and Norse mythology is based. Gods don't have sticks up their ass like like the christian faith and they also aren't a soap opera full of homosexuals like the Greek faith. A party with Norse gods would be sick af.
Noah Lee
Fucking kek Scarlet bitch even at full power couldn't fuck with Thor.
Noah Roberts
hmm, not sure on that statement. franklin richards certainly would utterly destroy thor and the universe he rode up on. several others would have the possible advantage of simply disintegrating thor.
Xavier Evans
That slut literally had to teleport him away from her because she could not hurt him. Thos cosmic bitch can't no mortal mother fuckers fuck with him.
Owen Long
Simmer down
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Parker Barnes
You still didn't respond about One Above All.