Space Farce

Fear mongering. Perhaps we do need a extinction event since the natural pressures that remove the stupid have been removed.

Perhaps....

>space farce
>unironically using left tard memes
kek

Id rather give Elon my money than Shaniqua. My original point still stands. The tech that will come from space force R&D will be well worth it. We could also save some money by pulling out of the middle east to pay for it but kikes blah blah blah... you know where im going with this.

this. we wasted space on them last time and it only made things worse. this time to inifinity, AND BEYOND!

*space moneys

>save some money by pulling out of the middle east
Its too late for that.

>tech that will come from space force R&D will be well worth it.
So you can have some new toy or the next internet to jerk off to?

(((They))) don't want you in space! Stop it now! Do not try and communicate with space turds!

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You're complete cuck then and deserve to die .

Yes, you're now in an era of great power rivalry, anti-satellite operations are part of China's defense strategy. For America's offset strategy to be effective it will have to invest heavily in defending it's global surveillance and strike capabilities.

You don't stop something like that with nukes or marines in space suits tho you fucking tripfag.

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>new toy
Are you a retarded person? Im talking about new materials, new fuels, new compounds, new software, new ideas, new computing. Kill yourself. Have you even thought about this for more than 2 minutes?

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>Im talking about new materials, new fuels, new compounds, new software, new ideas, new computing
I'm happy with what I've got.

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Hey btw, if you really think the ISS is fake, go buy yourself a Hamradio and wait until the satellite is on the horizon. If they're not working they'll respond to you. I don't know what more proof you would need.

I just know you have to be mentally challenged if you think this is real

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the guy behind him in the green shirt is touching him, are you retarded?

its a hoax for stupid people like yourself

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Hell, you can even buy a telescopic lens and take a picture of it when it passes the sun.

But according to your logic this must be dust on the lens right?

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Ok dont use any innovations or inventions from now on since youre ok with what you have. Have fun staying in 2018 for the rest of your life.

he's considering the audience you dolt. Do you have public speaking skills?

>Are we really going to fund this dumb shit?

US Space Command has been in existence long before Trump got into office.

A re-branding wouldn't hurt: think of the t-shirt sales!

I dont get why people spend their time uploading this trash and talking down to everyone, shouldn't they have lives to attend to? seems so sad

>Ok dont use any innovations or inventions from now on
You can't tell me what to do especially if you're going to take out a loan in my name.

youtu.be/M_D4i3CLNqU?t=1063

what an amazing cheat-- uuh thing

17>52 exactly

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He's grabbing his pocket you fucking retards. NASA might indeed fake some shit, but it's not the ISS crew videos.

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Sorry to poke hole in your star wars fantasy

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We best had mate, The Russkis have superdooper sonic missiles you know.

We shit down death rays from outer limits, job done

Im not telling you to do anything you yourself said youre fine with what you have. So 20 years from now i assume youre going to be using 2018 tech, cars, medicine etc.

Yes, lens flares on cameras are proof positive of wires being used.

You 'wire monkeys' are always proven wrong, and yet you continue to double down on your idiocy. No wonder there's so much overlap between you mental midgets and the flat earth crowd.

Someone needs to protect the Space Elevator.
Also: Space Elevator thread!

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Found the IDF fag!

I dont even like starwars you fag

Space goals are humanities goals you fucking neckbeard.

This one is good, astronaut Scott Kelly gets visible nervous when someone asks him about all the visible airbubbles floating around on space walks.
youtube.com/watch?v=6WFDDCiH5ls

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the fugging thing will bend over quicker than a gay in a communal shower

youtu.be/Jp9Y8I6v_Ds

Chris Cassidy accidentally tells the truth. Gets nervous.

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see You deserve to live in squalor if you want all of whites' labor to go into the black hole of negro and beaner welfare

Fuck off

Better than spending all your money on niggers, amarite Jow Forums?

Astronaut forgets about the communication delay

youtu.be/oOa1Zv7nvbc?t=158

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I drive a truck from 1995. Is that before you were born?

It’s ok. You’re too dumb to qualify if you can’t see the need.

a SINGLE. WHOLE. FUCKING. BUBBLE

WOW. Im convinced

>Can't tell the difference between reflective dust and fucking bubbles in water.

Yeah, you're really qualified to decide what's fake and what isn't when it comes to space footage.

While I'm generally in favor of space exploration, the probability of an extinction level event from space in the next five hundred years is very low. Now think what technology was like 500 years ago versus what it is like today. Our efforts today at establishing a self sustaining population elsewhere will require orders of magnitude more effort than it will in 500 year while not significantly reducing the probability of being wiped out by an external force from space.
You're not truly concerned about saving the human race, you just want to LARP Star Trek.

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You dont seem like a person who do any research, but there is a lot of nasa airbubble material on youtube

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Because Elon is the ONLY fucking person to make shit happen and he’s 10 times as economical as nasa ever was. Don’t hate because he does it better. You cocksuckers are so transparently jealous

You're just like the people in 2007 that said the Iraq war could still be salvaged.

>Elon
He is just a brand name like Trump.

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You're a dumb glowie trying to make right wing people seem insane.

The materials to build one doesn't exist.

first step is to not believe blindly

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He's using his abdominal muscles?

Given current technology, absolutely. That's why we need to invent lasers that burn off the penis of anyone trying to fuck in the shower room. It's important for saving humanity.

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You're already in debt.
Nothing would change
We might get some awesome technological out of it.

No

The USAF space shit goes to it

And such materials might never exist. Doesn't make me less interested in the potential though it does reduce the justification for forcing taxpayers to fund research into something that might not ever come to be.

We were all born to be cosmonauts. The creation of the Space Force and the restoration of humanity on its rightful path to the stars will be Trump's greatest legacy and gift to the future.

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Considering the f-35 had a flying prototype in '98 I'd say that we/you already are. At least in some way for the past 50 years.

your dumb enough to fund the Jews...

why not use large railgun type catapult to give spacecrafts their initial push. would be expensive to build the damn thing, but would significally reduce the fuel needed to get to orbit..?

>ok they might fake X but nooo way are they faking Y

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Let's put it to you this way.
Your socialist heaven will never be able to work UNLESS we create something akin to a Star Trek world with their technology (ie replicators, and transporters)
Space force is a way to achieve this.

Why would you be against that?
Do you have a better idea to achieve this besides giving welfare to a bunch of mud skins?

because they melt and burn out fast

>giving welfare to a bunch of mud skins?
That is your only argument against huh?

I don't like non whites that much but they are here to stay.

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Well regulated Space Militia wen

SNL bought an ISS set?
Obviously this isn't the real ISS because they wouldn't get approval to bring a monkey costume into space.
If it was the real ISS, that would mean it's fake.

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Tim Peake is the astronau.

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How the fuck has there almost been 90 posts in this thread and nobody has mentioned that the Space Force is just taking all the Space assets of the Air Force and transferring them. Why the fuck are you retards talking about Space Colonies and shit? Why do you read headlines and make assumptions?

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We should have started while Tesla was still alive. Part of me believes we're being kept in the dark about a lot of things for reasons nobody understands.

We're at least a century away from getting started on a project like this. But an elevator is definitely necessary if we want to build a huge spaceship someday.

will drumpf buil a fucking dyson sphere after he finishes mexican wall?

No my argument was above that you completely ignored it though because you are intellecually dishonest, and actually have no interest in debating this topic.

Good point, showers should be safe zones for hetros dont want my sperm count to go down cos reasons

We've already been funding it. If you think DARPA/the DOD hasn't been making space based weapon platforms for years you're fucking retarded. Trump just saw the low hanging fruit of being the president to officiate it and went for it.

because people like to jump to conclusions

>How the fuck has there almost been 90 posts in this thread and nobody has mentioned that the Space Force is just taking all the Space assets of the Air Force and transferring them.
I assume everyone already knows this. Why wouldnt that be the case.
>Why the fuck are you retards talking about Space Colonies and shit? Why do you read headlines and make assumptions?
Its fun to think about the future. If humanity survives long enough the Space Force would probably be at the forefront of some scifi type shit but we probably wont live to see it tbqh.

He will promise a dyson sphere and just deliver some shitty ringworld that cost 10 times as much, ionizing Anne Coulter's Rigelian jimmies.

Trump's actually pretty good at keeping costs low

bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-09-29/a-1980s-new-york-city-battle-explains-donald-trump-s-candidacy

It's fun to think about the future but you have retards demeaning the Space Force because they think Trump will start a Space army, and you have other retards defending it because they think Trump will make an EPIC dyson sphere to OWN THE LIBS!!

The first fucking reply should have been "The Space Force was suggested before Trump and its really not an outlandish idea" and the fact that it WASN'T the first reply shows how fucking retarded Jow Forums is

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