You guys know we're ALL being watched by the NSA right?

I don't mean every American I mean every /pol user. Every /pol user here has a profile of interest at the NSA.

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Eh, I never plan on being a politician and do nothing illegal, so fuck it.

the nsa/cia/fbi can suck my fucking dick. traitor faggot fucks

Jesus Christ is God. CIA niggers glow in the dark

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NSA pls hire me.
I want fuck you money.
I'll be a good goy.

May my corpse be the one to clog their infernal machine's gears.

They probably like me, I play all sides of every debate

I am the eternal australian

Everything is a LARP here. I rarely come across any post that I believe in and I don't believe half the posts I make. This is a masonic brainwashing center, this I am certain. If I wanted real knowledge, I'd be at /lit/.

thankfully their Trailblazer program sucks shit and they can't tell who does what.
Watch "A Good American" to learn more:
www.agoodamerican.org

It happens

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But did they give me a cool profile pic?

Come and get me, faggots.
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Stupid faggots will never endure my life long cringe compilation. I dare you to read everything I've ever done. Anyone who could make it through that would be some sort of superhuman half-man, half-ethereal otherworldly entity spilling into ours in the form of a human soul.

Fuckitty fuck fuck. Now i'm really fucking nervous. A fucking fake file to add to my real file. O, the fuckness is fucking making me stay up at night. Fuck off fucking fake fucks.

>tfw your shitpost are archived in some server

Nice I want a copy too

Come get me burger cops

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I'm more worried about them seeing the Google searches I have for words I forgot how to spell.

So? We are all as good as dead anyways.

NSAfags are Based and Redpilled. It's those pesky CIAniggers that we hate here, bucko.

Look, they even stole our smug anime girls.

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Want to guess how I know you're a /redditfag?

Yup, kinda funny too my phone battery was always trash. So i got rid of it and went onto something they cant get. Poof my girlfriends phones battery sucks dick.

Who cares. Hey NSA guy can you tell orange man he bad? Also cut my neighbors Internet he is playing shitty music full blast.

Lololol I troll the FUCK out of their psych profile algorithims...and operators, good luck getting an accurate representation for me XD
>Job when niggers

>Every /pol user here has a profile of interest at the NSA.
They can come down here to take my collection of 50`s argentininan porn.

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The NSA watches everything. Remember how Edward Snowden told that they would sit and share nude pictures people sent to eachother?
I still prefer them over the CIA.
At least they have the decency not to use directional sound to comment on it ;)
>But seriously I'm really looking forward to torturing the CIA-blonde

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>Lololol I troll the FUCK out of their psych profile algorithims
Me to, they even complimented me on it.

>the eternal autrailian
Lmfao. I'm amazed they don't hire people like us. It really is a loss for them

I can't believe it took me years to understand he was God in the flesh. I never knew what the deal was. In roman catholicism they taught us he wasn't god it was so convoluted.

Come to find out roman catholicism is a perverted form of christianity and it is the babylonian mystery religion. The rituals I took part in for years and my family still does tie directly in to the mystery religion and satan worship.

Buy a large print kedeka bible some are better than others but i've begun to read for the first time in my life. In roman catholicism they didn't teach us to read the whole bible we may very well have found the truth out ourselves.

On a scale from 1-10 how good are my posts Mr. NSA?

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Who fucking cares? Eat a bullet concern troll.

>ID = B-eye 45
Oh fugg
Also, nice subversion tatic

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You the_donald fags need to stay in your playpen.
Keep your gay lingo to yourselves if you want to try and infiltrate us jewboy

Do you even Vatican II you stupid mongolian?

Not reading the Bible was a medieval notion because

1. Most people didn't have Bibles
2. When people started reading them they were idiots and developed heretical notions

There is absolutely nothing wrong with reading the Bible

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You can drink a nice tall glass of drano too, sperg.

>I'd be at /lit/

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can u imagine being a glowing nigger and you're first job is to try not to be a newfag?

I'm being watched by God too and he can burn me in hell for all eternity.

What's some cult of old pedos got to compete with that?

fuck niggers, jannies, AND glow in the dark NSA niggers.

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Sounds like a self-rationalization for having no real convictions to stand for desu

>they even complimented me on it
Those faggots! All of the hours of gore, monkey tits, little black dicks and psychological AbUsE I put them through...and not even a simple "good job" for me
>Smfh
>Fagz
XD

>50`s argentininan porn.
???

...

What a waste of resources.

How could this affect me in the future? Any kind government agent would care to explain also why you keep a profile of every loser here?

Hopefully we're redpilling people on the inside

Your country doesn't matter so I would be doubtful. You just have to assume the government has a database of all the porn you ever watched and lewd photos they have of you from computer cameras etc

But fuck it gotta get that pension bro

I found these political ideals while diving. Looks like someone lost them in a boating accident. They’re not mine bit theyre fun to play with.

HEY NSA PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME NOW AND END THIS SUFFERING

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>Hopefully we're redpilling people on the inside
Imagine being a NSA and CIA agent. Your job is to follow me on Jow Forums.
Now imagine for 2 years you see me call out stupid women with their same retarded arguments and "I'm not a woman by the way" even though they can see that it is a woman. Yeah, they are getting redpilled.

Of course. We're all on a list. Americans are being watch by NSA, Canadians, CSE, French, DGSE, Germany, BND, Japan, DIH, New Zealand, GCSB, UK, GCHQ, and Australia, ASD. Nothing can be done about it, stop being afraid of ZOG.

>being watched by the NSA right?
I need a job, and boating accident.

You’re the one we all sit around and laugh at

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If the NSA fucks with me I'll show muh dick and call them a fag.

yup

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nsa.gov/careers/

You guys have your own equivalent to the NSA: asd.gov.au/careers/index.htm

Is battery life tied to surveillance?

Back when I actually used to use a cell. I used to send myself...dick pics...of myself, with little captions for them XD

You dumb nigger- Catholicism is the only true form of Christianity. It is a line of apostolic succession from Christ, to Peter, to the present day. The church is corrupt- big fucking deal faggot. What's broken can be fixed and it's up to good men to do the work necessary to fix it. But Protestantism is based in the most hideous sacrilege and heresy and judaising the world has ever known. If you knew shit about the history of Lutheranism and its many breakaway sects in Germany, or the Huguenots in France, or the puritans in England, you would be horrified.

Repent, faggot

>some nsa guy is having a giggle at me searching for that cumshot compilation for 45 minutes
HELP ME OUT THEN MY OVERSEER

But the danes do it in the coolest way. With a army helicopter flying low above you when you are walking in the middle of the park alone at night with the dog and point a rifle with laser sights on you and wave just to tell you that the CIA is fucked.

Nah nah nah

They use 'private contractors' so they dont violate the '''constitution"'

dude mean. brb going to kill myself

>/pol
>/pol
3/10

You'r reading comprehension is pathetic you nigger. They didn't teach us to read the bible otherwise we would have found out the truth for ourselves. We discussed bits and pieces of it but were never taught to read it in its entirety.

I can't say for certain that vatican II was the cause of what has happened and neither can you, that's the truth. It may very well have been corrupt from the start.

Do you guys know about the twinks? It was a one time thing only I swear. Tell Kurt he is a liying piece of shit.

Szanuj Papieża bo wpierdol.

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Yup- what was the first thing that happened w the advent of the printing press and luther's breakaway? Everyone started worshipping the Old Testament and the Jews. Every stripe of Protestantism was plagued w judaising, mostly bc the Old Testament is so much bigger than the new :. More stories to pick through etc... The desire for Jewish magic as taught in the Cabala was the other driving force behind these faggots of yore who broke off from the church to start their own gay religions.

Basically this

>>The NSA has a "profile of interest" of every Jow Forums user.
So in other words, they have nothing really useful because there are far too many Jow Forumstards for them to effectively keep track of.

I dunno man Ive read the Bible 3x now front to back. They aren't hiding anything and if you really understand the Old Testament you can see how everything comes full circle during the New Testament. The Early Church fathers explain this really well.

Catholicism went gay when Vatican II hit the Church in the 1960s. Its been downhill ever since. A den of old faggots who have no real zeal for the faith.

Its a damn shame every Latin Mass is always like 1hr plus away. We should have access to Latin Masses in every church. Im not saying it solves everything but you believe the way you pray.

When you have a gay casual mass you get gay casual Catholics. The Latin forces tradition and conservatism and is therefore based and redpilled

Hope you stop down your path and actual read the Bible

I think I can help
BIG BOMBS RADIOACTIVE DETRIUS 17 MILES MANY CASUALTIES CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE MOSLEM RUSSIAN BROTHERHOOD

Not necessarily with gov but yes. An app you use could be a viri with persistent access to your phone, shipping info out (same thing). Or desu apple got caught updating older phones OS's with code to burn out their internal batteries. But yeah...it happens the other way too, 24/7

Its more when they want to fuck you they will just bring up your record

Lol I just got banned for shrek dick posting , fuck the NSA , they just know I'm having too much fun, nazi/shrek/shit posting see ya guys

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Hahahahaha how the fuck is the NSA even real hahahaha nigga just get a life like nigga stop being a stalker faggot haha

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Sounds like FE/PET are pretty based.

seen these posts word for word in another thread.

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>American
>catholic
You have to go back.

hi guys

pass the bikes! race more now!

NSA is American you dumb mutt. They don't watch the whole world.

>He thinks saints are blameless
>He asks for intercession from people who aren't Jesus
>He thinks rulings that come from a source other than the Son of God carry equivalent weight
>He views the pope as some kind of heir to the throne
>He engages heavily in legalism and proscribed ritual
>He focuses on fighting believers in Christ rather than reconciling while Islam runs unchecked and zionosts undermine attempt to pervert and undermine the church

Papists. When will they learn? The real problems of Islam and Zionist influence need dealing with before another ridiculous brother war.

I don't know what to tell you. Great minds think alike and /lit/ is for fags like you

I know traps are gay, but sometimes......

True. CSE is watching you guys.

I downloaded the anarchist cookbook from my local bbs when I was six. Everytime I've ever flown I've been strip searched. And thats since before 9/11. I had an nsa profile since before 2chan.

Catholics don’t even follow the Bible lmao

>You merely adopted the NSA profile
>I was born in it
>Molded by it

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>Truly I say to you, you must eat my body and blood
>nigga what did he just say?
>truly ya'll you gotta do this
>nigga im out
>only the apostles stay

Protestant logic
>uhh that was fucking symbolic have a cookie and some juice

Catholic logic
>transubstantiation

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