There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: “Do you know how to catch wild pigs?”
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punchline. The young man said that it was no joke. “You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food”.
“When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence”. “They get used to that and start to eat again.
You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side”. “The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd”.
“Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.”
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America . The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time as the government forces us to participate in many of these programs whether or not we want to.
Aiden White
One should always remember two truths: There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. If you see that all of this wonderful government “help” is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to share this with your friends.
God help us all when the gate slams shut!
Adam Edwards
Okay, this is deep.
Logan Perez
nice
Levi Morales
Individualism is dead. A allegory regarding two different species, one intent on consuming the other, is more of the relationship between the owner of production and the worker. The employer everyday makes some small effort to exploit the worker a little more. This is why we need unions. The threat of people literally getting free food shouldn't threaten you. We are a social species providing for our own should be your nature .
Bentley Thompson
>God help us all when the gate slams shut! No, only the weak are hurt by these events. The world is what it is. The world is full of inferiors who make endless problems with their selfishness and stupidity. The truly superior succeed ANYWAY. Get strong, user. NEVER take the free corn. And if you find yourself in a cage by chance, still don't take the free corn; figure out how to escape.
What are you? An idiot? The owners of the means if production have no moral qualms about taking the free corn. Nestlee bottles and sells water straight from the great lakes. -free corn-. Fishing industries dredge the ocean to catch and kill all ocean life -free corn-. Companies dump just as much pollution into the air and our drinking water such that they don't break the law or get caught -free corn-. The pigs who can't get enough free shit are the owners of the means if production. Who is a worker and does nothing to justify their paycheck? What is morally wrong with welfare?
Jonathan Baker
I certainly didn't expect this kind of thread. Bravo, OP.
Neither the government nor business created the great lakes. Congratulating Nestle for pumping out water for free and then charging us for it is idiotic. Thinking it's somehow wrong to expect free water to be given to people so they don't die of thirst is retarded
Levi Torres
You sound like somebody strongly affected by nihilism, You are most likely the opposite of what you preach, It is not about being superior, Nobody fucking is in this world except that people THINK they are, Especially when money or other items are involved and they get absolutely SUNKED into thinking they are better then you
I am on welfare but unironically, I have come to terms with my disabilities and realise that i will always have enough money to have a roof over my head and all basic expenses covered,I have no shortcomings and am very thankful to the taxpayer that this is possible, I worried myself to death about not working first, about not being a slave, about not having forced cnversations with my colleagues, about not hating that 1 colleague
Nah, i had my torture of 14 years of Public School, THAT fucks a person up for real, i had to re-learn every single thing in life and only came to the conclusion that it doesnt matter that i am on welfare, For we live in the end times and the false prophet his army has came through our door, Embrace God today for he will forgive everybody if you work on that particular sin, Nobody is sinless and i am especially no saint! But money has alot of problems that i do NOT want to have
Unironically paying stress too this, But dutchbros who work thanks alot, i AM grateful for what is provided.
Connor Flores
Then stop buying Nestle and go drink the water from the Great Lakes. After that, check out the toilet when you are shitting your brains out to see where your political ideology belongs.
John Butler
That young man's name? Albert Einstein >BOOM That's right, you're brain just exploded >fist pumps into the air
Oliver Parker
They aren't pumping the water out for free though. Sure, the unfiltered water is free for you to walk up to and bathe in, if you want to pay for a plane ticket out there, but Nestle pays to refine, filter, package, hire employees, and transport ther product to the rest of the world.
Christian Smith
>We all owe any food on our table to Commissar Shillary!
Are you so daft you dont see the government is a business? They are both the samething. The free corn is for instance the great lakes. Neither the government nor business should be allowed to claim it's their. It just is. If we were good people we could just distribute it's water to thirsty people without a profit motive.
Lincoln Williams
If nestle should give out their water for free, then how could they pay their employees? Dont you care about workers rights? I bet the UPS guy that ships their water likes the fact that Nestle can contribute to his salary.
Jackson Gomez
Saw this. The nigger is so triggered but if he hits his yellow master he's fucked beyond belief. Traded one master for another.
Negroes truly are the masters of self destruction.
Ryder Bell
you might have somewhat of a point, what's your view on multiculturalism? Is everyone part of the same "social species," even if they are of different races?
Robert Lewis
>They aren't pumping the water out for free though
Geez I didn't think of the 0.5¢ that goes into making the 50¢ bottle of water. The bottle of water that can be transported anywhere in the world yet people die of thirst daily. That heroic company!
Carson Baker
>pumping out water for free
Kevin Garcia
>you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. You're going to have to explain a little further.
When tools and expertise are necessary to do a job that I don't have, it seems it's likely better to hire someone.
Also, I make $30/hr. Why wouldn't I pay someone $20 to change my oil (oil included) rather than take an hour to do it myself (as well as buy the oil).
Alexander Jones
>There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. This is just fucking stupid.
The whole reason you pay someone to do a job for you is because they're doing it for cheaper than you can. You don't sit down and make your own phone or guns. You pay someone else to get them for a fraction of the price and time it'd take you.
Austin Ward
>yet people die of thirst daily Yeah, in Africa. Who cares?
Julian Lopez
All communists will eventually be destroyed. You are a civilization destroyer.
>you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself that's fundamentally untrue
Jack Davis
Please find me a credible statistic of the amount of people who die from thirst every year. Its a pretty tough statistic to track down which is rarely studied so I doubt you can find me a credible one.
Additionally, you're naive and know nothing about the rest of the world if you think a company like Nestle would sell their water for the same price in Africa as they do in the US.
Lastly, I think you are unaware of how many lives capitalism has saved and people have been lifted out of poverty around the world in the past 20 years. Do you technological innovations, we are able to transport our water and food overseas to less fortunate places like Africa.. something that you commies are trying to prevent by cutting back on oil and CO2 emissions. You know how many people that would kill overseas?
Robert Sanchez
no idea on catching pigs, but i can tell you how to catch racoons.
put out some slices of cheddar cheese in a guillitine and when the coon comes for it, pull the rope
>All communists will eventually be destroyed. >You are a civilization destroyer
Lol. Yeah communism is destroying the US. Perhaps if we wait another 30 years our corporate master's will agree to increase our wages out of the kindness of their hearts? The cost of living has gone up 10 times; wages have stagnated, but some collectivists urging people to bargain collectively with their employer is the real problem.
Christopher Hall
And the name of that corn? Adolf Einstein.
Jackson Kelly
Do you like working for free? Because if Nestle sold their products for 0 cents, they wouldn't have money to pay their employees. Im assuming based on your argument that you would be okay working for Nestle if you didnt get paid.
Michael Edwards
you want some ants? get you some formic acid
A dead ant poses a threat to an ants' nest. It can as it decomposes be a vector for bacterial infection, crippling or killing a nest through the scourge of disease. As a result ants have developed a clever evolutionary mechanism; on death they release a burst of formic acid,The other ants of the hive are attracted by the scent of the acid, which ensures that his friends will find his corpse and upon discovery drag it outside the hive where it can decompose harmlessly. This is why if you have ants in your home you should never kill them there, ad you will only attract more ants. Use the white powder, which will leave the ants alive long enough to carry the poison back to their nest.
So if you want some ants formic acid
Jeremiah Morgan
>I and I alone will survive the zombie Apocalypse, nuclear Holocaust or drone policing, cause I'm a rugged individual
Some drone recognized you this morning if you walked out your door. It could have killed you, but for the facts that 1) the government hasn't put up that final allegorical wall yet, and 2) you didn't give it a reason by "trying to figure out how to escape." Keep telling yourself that you're faster than computer AI and stronger than robots, faggot I'll keep doing everything I can to make sure they aren't built and used against us in the first place. Whether low IQ arrogant cunts like you know or want to admit it, it' our last and final fucking hope.
Nolan Gutierrez
Piggies are easy to catch.
Just sit down in the brush, wait for a group to pass then charge one from the side and stab the fucker in the heart.
Free lunch.
Landon Diaz
And that young man was a marine named Albert Einstein. He punched the professor and yelled "GOD IS NOT DEAD, NIETZCHE!" Then everyone clapped.
Luis Taylor
Long winded rendition of a cold war story heard by virtually every American over 45, but probably new to you.
Matthew Martinez
its even beyond that, if you smear an ant with formic acid, he will think he is dead and take himself to the graveyard youtube.com/watch?v=ZPw9dSV6y2c
Luis Morgan
>Do you like working for free?
Yes I do. I have a family and kids. I don't charge them for the care I provide for them. Now are you such a jackass you can't conceive of doing something without another jackass handing you a green slip of paper afterwards?
Aaron Parker
man what's the deal with these fucking ants
Christian Bennett
Good to know, please tell your husband or yourself to go to your boss the first thing on Monday and tell him that you will work for free if he lowers his products price to $0.
Their is an obligation in your family to uphold that is not applicable to the free market. You are legally responsible for your children and are morally accountable for their health. If you dont feed them your kid will have no one to go to and you will go to jail. If you dont like your boss or your boss doesnt like you, just leave and find a new place of work. Thats whats great about capitalism.
You sound like a literal slave morality cuck, you cannot think differently as that is who you are
Robert Morales
>you dont hire people because it's cheaper Yes you do, once you get to a certain point of income your time becomes more valuable, you then start hiring people for work you cant be bothered with.
Josiah Martinez
>Their is an obligation in your family to uphold that is not applicable to the free market.
God I hate you morons and your free market bullshit. It's been hundreds of years since that insipid theory was put forward. When a market is any where near free, what happens is the companies just ruin the natural resources till the point the region doesn't sustain life what-so-ever. The US is no where near a free market.
Its comforting you realise you do have some social responsibility beyond collecting green slips of paper because some Jews told you to.
Parker Diaz
Some of that free corn such as food stamps and section 8 is all that keeps full time low wage workers from starving and being homeless. They are foraging to the best of their abilities but the simple fact is that some folks do not have great abilities and are not able to better themselves more than just marginally. Universal basic income would be an example of what this homily is about. Supplementing incomes of low wage workers in a market economy where their wage value is not sufficient to achieve minimal subsistence is a different animal. I’ll speculate there would be many millions more living in cars or on the streets without these programs.
Jonathan Myers
>you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Skill specialization is false, you can just do everything yourself. Economy of scale? Bah.
Cooper Johnson
BASED. We need more foreign exchange students to show us the way.
Benjamin Gonzalez
I kinda want to post this to my Discord server where I know at least one person I play RPGs with is a Commie, but I kinda like playing with "her" and don't want to burn bridges. Tell me, Jow Forums, should I go ahead with it?
Oliver Brown
Interesting how wages have stagnated while we're also seeing a massive influx of illegal alien workers AND a continual press by the Democratic left for more handouts. It's almost as if these things might also have something to do with it...
Chase Edwards
>This is why we need unions lmao
unions against globalism, i.e. nationalism
Sebastian Stewart
if changing oil is worth $20 then you should be able to do it in 2/3 the time
>Y-you're not superior to me, just because I'm on welfare and weigh five hundred pounds and watch the Terminator movies. Triggered leftards.
Caleb Price
>Interesting how wages have stagnated while we're also seeing a massive influx of illegal alien workers AND a continual press by the Democratic left for more handouts.
Fuck the Democrats. I'm not a partisan. I don't want any foreign labor in the US. Also, isn't it suspicious that a point in history where wages are depressed the most coincides with the same period where union memberships is at an all time low? Must be a coincidence, right? Employers have our best interests at heart and will increase our wages when they feel it's right. It's not like they are making historic profits or anything, right?
Ryan Clark
its easy, juste get something that say "orange man good" it gona attract more pig at the same time
>so youre an autist with no understanding of social dynamics. how did you wind up here
No? So wages aren't depressed? Union membership isn't at an all time low and big businesses aren't making record profits? Gee tell me about the world then since I have no awareness.
Tell me stories about magic invisible hands.
Xavier Johnson
You probably got hired by Apple to design their motherboards
kek
Wyatt Powell
>I'm a trillionaire with an IQ of 12794873, so there! Holy shit, how will I ever recover!
Grayson Taylor
because big business is hiring little armies to shoot strikers right? this isnt the 19th century fag. this is the 21st century where unions are unironically pro immigration
Michael Price
First get pic related it’s a depredation permit this is from Cali but all states issue them they do not cost anything, you just need to have property being damaged or know someone who has property. I got mine in under 24 hrs from applying online. I’ve Killed 6/30 so far but I took those 6 out with slugs at one time from like ~20yds from a tree above my killbox, which I setup on top of their nest. Find their food trails first if it’s hilly/steep they go full boar(pun intended) strait uphill no meandering trails like deer so that is a good indicator. Mine feed on the 100s of small oak clusters with acreage in between. Their nests are usually off their food path, best time to catch em active is dawn or dusk some are nocturnal. If I had the money I’d build a 458 socom 80%ar and bait 10-15 into a killbox and drop em all quick
You sound really stupid user. Not simply trying to insult you, but if you go through life with this level of ignorance it's going to be really hard.
Brayden Thomas
>I realise that i will always have enough money to have a roof over my head
Keep telling yourself that
Levi Long
But in reality you haven't the faintest idea how much it costs to do all that, you're just parroting some bullshit high-school level Marxism shit?
Landon Kelly
>because big business is hiring little armies to shoot strikers right?
This is hyperbole. Walmart does in fact have a union busting squad it sends out to the field to crush collectivism. Wondering why the big media companies didn't tell you about that?
Maybe you'd rather me tell you stories about a big invisible benevolent hand?
John Lewis
>But in reality you haven't the faintest idea how much it costs to do all that,
Then tell me the exact cost Einstein. It's immaterial anyways. The point I'm making is that the great lakes are the allegorical free corn. Nestle didn't make the lake not is Nestle a custodian for the lake. They just pumps out as much as they are legally allowed to without concern for nature or other parties that maybe interested in the natural resource.
Hunter Hernandez
>crush collectivism Speaking of hyperbole. Regardless, collectivism should be discouraged by all means necessary. It's a failed, idiotic ideology that appeals mainly to young, lazy, stupid people and the occasional old malcontent wanting to relive their 1960s glory days. It's also been the cause of more death, poverty, and misery than almost any ideology or religion in the last century. You know all that deep down though, so either you're just young and naïve, a true idiot, or intellectually dishonest because you've found something to identify with and no amount of history or facts are going to dissuade you from your "thing."
Elijah Hughes
I don't give a damn about Nestle, but I'm sure they pay a shitload to some local or state government for pumping that water, and in turn (you'll like this part I assume) that govt. then distributes that money as gibs, pays inflated govt. salaries, wastes some, maybe funds some of their untenable pension accounts, and of course spreads some around in the form of kickbacks and corruption. You're basically saying Fuck Nestle! but give me much, much more of this government you speak of, they sound fucking awesome!
Nathaniel Carter
>collectivism should be discouraged by all means necessary. It's a failed, idiotic ideology
Are you this blinded? We are a social species. Apes form societies and take care of each other. Should we all be like lizards? Higher forms of life are all social. Your enthusiasm for individualism just allows big business to treat us like pigs.
Jaxon Cruz
>I don't give a damn about Nestle, but I'm sure they pay a shitload to some local or state government
But they don't. Proving you are an ignorant retard who should just stop posting
Anthony Diaz
You may have a point about unions, but a counterpoint is this; How do we prevent corruption in a hierarchical institution like a union? I'm not saying no, I'm saying what if.
Now you're just all over the place with assumptions, generalizations and "we're like apes not lizards." I truly do hope you snap out of it someday, but if you're a working EE adult as you claimed earlier, then you may just be unredeemable. Little old church ladies are kind of similar, but much more benign and much, much less cringey.
Jeremiah Wilson
>ignorant retard Projection is really sad dude.
Chase Nguyen
Wow, so you managed to plagiarize the frog in a pot of boiling water analogy and make it 20x longer. Bravo, memeflag jew. Bravo.
Jaxson Carter
And that students name.... was Albert Einstein.
Wyatt Richardson
>Now you're just all over the place with assumptions, generalizations and "we're like apes not lizards."
Humans are apes Apes are successful Apes are social
Where have I made a mistake? I don't see lizards building skyscrapers or flying rockets to the moon. Collectivism (being social) is not indicative of failure. No venture taken up by one individual exclusively EVER accomplished anything noteworthy on the contrary.
Grayson Rodriguez
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian" "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi
