Why is the norf so shit?

Waaaaay its the lads! did yoo catch tha game lad? yoo hear they signed Ngubu? lads lads lads! hoo ar ya? hoo ar ya? hoo ar ya? ooooooh we like to drink with Dudley cos Dudley is our mate! Come on eileen, duuh dududududu

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Where the fuck are you from that they speak like that Manchester?

Move to Lincoln m8, the worst you'll get round here is some shopkeeper calling you duck.

nowt rong wiv ngubu hitting a cheeky one jus before 'alf time, bit fookin racist u are m8, gary linekar say racism bad, show racism da red card

luv wogs i do

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Imagine being southern and being afraid to say hello to people on public transport

>Get called duck by a shopkeep
Is this real?

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norf fred

luv curries
luv raheem sterling
luv a'pint wiv ma half cast pal
'ate racists
'ate thatcher
'ate vega-tables

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the UK seems like another planet

wahey get the bevvies in lad, meat pie sosij roll come on inglund giv us a goal

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oi shut yer fackin gabber before i lay you out sparko me old son

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I've heard that in Ireland too - "Duck" used as a name of endearment/affection.

Is Norf the new Grug?

what do you think?
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I thought that was luv?

fookin factorys shut down intit. least i can still watch the game ont'elly

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I live in Essex and they are just as bad as this tbf

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leev it myte 'es not werf it, alright rod?

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Doesn't the norf have less niggers? How can any place with less niggers be shite? Oh..right...pakis.

HERE COME MUGUMBWE DOWN THE WING, HE CROSSES TO KOKABO, BACK TO MUGUMBWE, NGUBU, NGUBUS GOING FOR THE SHOT AND... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

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You are fucking good at this. I keep having to explain to my missus why I'm laughing lmao

yeah factory closed up but mr paki still as his fuckin shop.

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ngubu can fook my wife

I would be ngubu's wife

>Lancaster
>barely see any norfeners
>mostly kindly old couples where I live
Shame I have to leave next year.

luv me wife

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