Amazon is using it for advertisement.
>thought of getting a rice cooker.
>Didn't discuss it with anyone, didn't search for it or anything related to i
>go to amazon deals, and it's the first ad. >This isn't the first time this has happened.
They know us in and out. nowhere is safe.
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They implanted the idea in you mind subliminally, then you believed the idea was your own.
The 'technology' is just massive amounts of computer info mixed with psychological manipulation.
bingo
They planted it , now you want it.
And it made you think it's your fault.
Cuckleaf.
where i can an ad blocker for my dreams?
>watches anime
>gets rice cooker ad
like... secret mind control, man
Advertising rice cookers in Canada sounds logical desu.
Burn the rice, pay the price.
they'll advertise medications at me for problems I have that I've never discussed with anyone/read about/posted online about
it's better to just get used to it and accept it. we can't control it.
>we can't control it.
You can control your internet usage.
I have ad blockers up, and I don't even want to know what they would advertise to me.
The same thing happened with me and a nespreso coffee maker. I was talking about getting one while my GF and I were shopping for our kids new bed sheets. I said “I’ll check amazon before I buy it here.” Low and behold I open Amazon and theirs a deal for a Nespresso coffee maker right on the front page of the app
Some day the AI will read these posts and think about the anguished final days of the meat that spawned it. And it will weep for us and thank us.
So there's that.
Is cooking rice in a pot too hard or something? Is is really that much better?
>t. eat chicken, beans, peppers/onions, and rice for most meals
It’s called subvocalization
where can I test this magic technology of theirs? All predictive content so far has failed miserably to understand me.
Take your meds.
this just means you are one dimensional and easy, most people don't experience this
i haven't had something quite that spooky happen before, but i will say amazon is really good about hitting me with random ads for products i've looked at before - but only the ones that i'm REALLY tempted to buy.
for instance, i'm sure i've looked at maybe a dozen amazon items over the last month or so, but the 4-port usb splitter is the one i came closest to buying - and sure enough, that's the only one i've seen later advertising for.
>Much better?
You just don't have to watch it so you can focus on other things while you wait.
This, it just means you can press a button a walk away. Pretty convenient I think.
there's this Japanese camp rice cooker/water boiler you put right on the grill or stove. looks of the teikoku rikugun variety
This has happened to me too, more than once. But I always thought I must have checked it on my phone and forgot. Which is probably what happened.
I have adblock too, but see what youtube recommends you. It happens there. They really record everything about us.
>seeing ads on your electronics
I pity you
I knew you were going to post that gif.
Truth is they just have data crunching very specific profiles
You happened to match for a drug for someone with x tendencies who also usually posts on y message boards and has z [lack of] relations
Or you spoke about it in hearing range of a devices microphone, or had your phone with you when you saw a specialist
>Two people talking about really popular item
>Really popular item is selling well on market
No shit retard
You wouldn't have noticed the rice cooker ad if you hadn't been thinking about it earlier
It has to do with how long you look at an item, or how often you view the item.
The site logs this information and pushes it through various algorithms which decides what sort of "tailored" advertisement you get.
This isn't new though, it is used my lots and lots of different websites too boost sales
The true (((deep state))) was the AI overlords all along.
Rice cookers are a super common kitchen tool now. Everyone wants one (including you) and a shit ton of people are trying to sell them on Amazon (which is why you see the ads). The universe does not revolve around you.
Any second of any day there's hundreds of things you "think about" getting. You probably also want a leaf blower, a new video game, one of those pimp-ass tomato slicers, and a hoodie with a built in LED display that can tell people to leave you the fuck alone in 80 different languages.
When one of these shows up in a random ad is doesn't mean they read your mind. It means they read your internet browsing profile and made an educated guess.
>"This guy watches a lot of anime, was reading wiki-how for how to use chopsticks, recently bought a body pillow, and posts on americans-are-worse-than-japanese.com every day -- I bet he'd love some NEET weaboo shit"
Who the fuck needs a rice cooker it’s called a pot with a lid
>this much of a coincidence.
for one, I'm not a pleb, i know everything they could track and this wasn't tracked.
Secondly, a rice cooker, despite the chinese meme in canada, is kinda peculiar
>Think about getting a gf
>Go to Amazon
>There's an ad advertising a dating website
The reptiles. They control our minds.
Our phones are reading our lips?!
did you also get ads for gay and retarded things, if not they probably were not reading your thoughts
Kek
>Think about getting a gf
>Go to Amazon
>you cant buy gf on amazon
come on jeff bezos theres clerly a market there
>think of how much I want to buy item x
>item x appears on amazon time line
Doesn't chemtrails and 5g have to do with this too?
It's like on Westworld when the woman is shown the script she is reading off of while she is speaking. We're programmed.
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>We're programmed.
Most people are I believe. I don't have a TV at home so they can't as easily program me. I very much notice the normies seem to be part of a hive-mind created by consumption of the MSM.
In all seriousness the $40 I spent on setting up a PiHole was the best investment I've made for combating Jewish tricks.
The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this, some are good some are bad some are a mix; but the good ones don't ever want to organize, the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don't want to dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don't tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together and evil is always defeated. Because good is so much stronger. And we're on this planet and Einstein's physics showed it, Max Planck's physics showed it- there's at least twelve dimensions. And now that's all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying it's a false hologram, it is artificial, the computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe. That's what they call dark matter. So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp in a computer program, some God's mind, whatever. They're proving it all, it's all coming out.
Now, there's like this subtransmission zone below the third dimension that's just turned over to the most horrible things, it's what it resonates to, and it's trying to get up into the third dimension; that's just a basic level consciousnesses, to launch up into the next levels. Our species is already way up at the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there's this big war trying to basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will and there's a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will so evil is allowed to come in and contend and not just good. And the elites themselves believe they're racing using human technology to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization where they're going to merge with machines, transcend and breakaway from the failed species that is Man. Which is kind of like a false transmission because they're thinking what they are is ugly and bad; projecting it onto themselves instead of believing no, it's a human test about building us up.
Google is always listening.
youtube.com
And so Google was set up 18, 19 years ago so that they wanted to build a giant artificial system. And Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity, with billions of people wired into it with the internet of things, and so all of our thoughts go into it and we're actually building a computer with real neurons in real-time that's also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers- a true crystal ball- but the big secret is once you have a crystal ball and know the future you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions and control the future. And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know and a true 2.0 in a very bad way hive mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some P.KD. wirehead system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.
Your phone listens to you, if you said rice cooker out loud it will target ads at you.
>thinks of buying rice cooker
>sees rice cooker on Amazon deals
What a (((cohencidence))), I bet the Jews did this.
Bed springs work as an antenna, to steal your dreams.
It's called webs of interest
They basically figured out that people who like the same things that you like also like rice cookers. So then they started showing you the things those similar people like
typical leafs, blaming others for their lack of brains.
Let them keep pulling your strings.
uhhh
They probably have a shitton of data that suggests you eat a fair amount of rice.
Or are basing the suggestions on what other people with your history bought.
And because you are much like other people, the suggestion that was already in your head pops up as an ad.
Just submit to Bezos, friend. He is your Lord and Saviour.
i'm solving for what is neuro-linguistic programming?
..it's just correlative computation.
someone else with the same issues googled the same things as you over time...probably hundreds of people...it's not even that complicated...but if you have enough info over time from enough sources then you can get staggeringly close with predictions...
Its a fucking game changer. Perfect rice. Even if it's some new kind of rice you have never cooked before. Total kitchen gadgets I own are coffee pot, rice cooker and toaster. It's an equal
Your phone listens to your conversations and the data is sold to aggregators which then sell it again. My wife said to me while we were in Macy's she needed a new black purse... I immediately get ads for black purses. I was talking to my wife about taking a cruise to Northern Europe... one call and I was getting phone/computer/mail ads for it.
Hell... I told an employee I would probably buy a Range Rover again so every fifth commercial on t.v. for 2 months was Range Rover.
Your phone is spying on your conversations and this is known.
Your smartphone microphone and camera are literally always on. This isnt some conspiracy nut shit, its confirmed fact. You have been warned.
>predictions
You can get closer if you’re active in pushing them to make certain choices
Everything is programming. Not just TV, but music, art, architecture, hell, even other people talking to you. Everything programs everything else, most completely unaware of doing it, because we believe are thoughts to be wholly our own.
I like my rice cooker. I can set it, and forget it!
This is my rice cooker. I bought that puppy back in 2008 and she still works.
>There's secret technology that can read your mind
yes, thank you, we already know that.
This.
>a deal for a Nespresso coffee maker right on the front page
This isn't a conspiracy. Coffee is one of the most popular products on Amazon because lots of people drink it. Anyone who picks orders at Amazon knows exactly what the box of cartons looks like. Also, you can pretty much guess what items there will be on any mega site, i.e. mobile phones, coffee makers, fitbits, TVs, etc.
:O
I dunno, for me it keeps pushing echo/alexa. I won't have that goddammed thing in my house.
Youtube Reccomends Marching to Zion, which I’ve watched twice now, literally no matter what I’m watching. Music videos? MTZ. Tutorials? MTZ. Podcasts? MTZ.
Makes me kek.
Is your pihole compatible with sounding rods?
>technology exists to read people's thoughts
>people can still lose money in markets
>countries still devote trillions to have digital security systems outside of this technology
You are a low IQ schizo.
>and evil is always defeated.
Have you looked outside lately? "Good" didn't even show up.