MUH Jow Forums IS GONNA GET SHUT DOWN!

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
ALL THAT CHIT CHATS GONNA GETCHU HURT.
Know how many times I've heard that since ebaumsworld?
I wanna puke down all you shills throats.

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Whatevs.
Be here when your gone, Faggots.

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BASED AND Jow Forums PILLED.

Self bump Faggots.

Bump a lump.

At least /trp hasn't been deleted yet

having tattoos not only is a red flag it is that of a permanent identification for the police. in short, if you want to habitually commit crimes, do NOT get tattoos. especially the ones on the face.

Imagine being the guy in Pic related and realizing you want to change your ways.

Jow Forums is fucking shit anyway. Half the things on this board are fake. Then all the bait threads and copypasta crazy literal who twitter screenshots that get 200 plus replies. Reddit and newfags have fully took over

No one said Jow Forums is getting shut down. It's just going to be turned into reddit-tier trash because the mods are going to banhammer everything until it's "clean and presentable" like r*ddit for their advertiser overlords.

Jow Forums will be hit the least, whereas the hobby boards will be completely decimated

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Yep no calling each other nigger faggots in arguments over waifus on /a/

funchan.org/

Better to be a tranny that recovers their mental health

Why would they shut down the biggest honey pot on the internet

Where are we going to seek for asylum Jow Forums? I dont like the idea of being diaspora un normie tier sites, let alone real life

This
Time to split the boards. Move the worthwhile posters to the new site. Contain shittards on Jow Forums. Then crush Jow Forums into oblivion by selling to a corporation that will rape it or just fuck Jow Forums over and shut it down because not profitable.

maybe Jow Forums users can migrate over to thecoli.com/

>Know how many times I've heard that since ebaumsworld?
>he unironically referred to ebaumsworld

This isn't 12 years ago gramps. All of that shit is irrelevant and warrants you no cool points.

There will be no shelter for you stupid polniggers. You fucks are getting stamped out this time.

post your nose, shlomo

>Time to split the boards. Move the worthwhile posters to the new site.
>worthwhile posters
Your post screams reddit. Do you even lurk other boards? It's the same shitposting with different flavor everywhere.

Splitting the boards is happening along with a wave of heavy handed moderation. Your kind will be kept at bay on 4channels. Getting rid of you fucks is gonna make 4channels not only a worthwhile site its gonna make it profitable.

gamers rise the fuck up

At least I'll have a nose when the transition to two sites is made. You polniggers are getting yours cut off on your way into the concentration camp being built for this shithole board.

nice

Shut the fuck up you fortnite addicted retard

Yeah, I can see a tripfaggotry paradise with pop-ups everytime you enter a thread. I don't think Jow Forums will ever be profitable though. I guess it depends on what kind of advertisers invest here.
Last time I saw an ad here it was weeb shit products

You can’t kill the /polanons/ it’s all a way of thinking now,the community will spread like eucalyptus fires through comment sections and other boreds. Don’t turn this place off...it’ll be a battleground.

I wanna know what this dude got arrested for

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We live in a society.

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Hey there my fellow gamers.

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good

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
youtube.com/watch?v=t4VNTXWFvw4
VLADIMIR PUTIN IS THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE

THERE IS ONLY ONE VLADIMIR PUTIN AND HE'S GOING TO RUIN YOUR FACE BY SHITTING ALL OVER IT

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U WILL RELIABLY MAKE EXACTLY THIS FACE WHEN VLADIMIR "THE VLAD" VLADOMIROVICH PUTIN IS PISSING DOWN YOUR NECK

BELIEVE IT

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WHEN YOU ARE FREEZING TO DEATH IN GULAG THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR MIND WILL REMEMBER THIS FACE

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THIS DOG IS COMFY AF BUT YOU WILL NOT BE SO COMFY WHEN YOUR TIME COMES AND BASED PUTIN ASKS YOU FOR HIS PEN BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=41lU-BrTItg
BY THAT TIME YOU WILL ALREADY BE DEAD

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VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS KOT FROM YOU AND PUT IT IN AN OVEN NEXT TO THE BREAD SO NOBODY WILL FIND IT

AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE WRATH OF SOVIET FIRE
TSAR BOMBA BIATCH

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VLADMIR PUTIN, MORE POWERFUL THAN CEILING CAT, WATCHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOWS THAT YOU THOUGHT WRONGLY YOU HAD CLOSED WHILE YOU LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT AND TOUCH YOURSELF

THIS IS WHY HE IS QUITE SO POWERFUL AND WHY SNOWDEN WENT TO RUSSIA TO LEARN WHAT THE NSA COULD NOT TEACH HIM

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I asked Jow Forums to start making a new image board.
They said they will design the logo

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REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT TO CAPITALIST PIG MOVIE THEATER TO WATCH PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOLLYWOOD FLICKERING PICTURES

NOT SO FAST, FOR COMRADE PUTIN WAS WATCHING YOU! HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A COUNTRY!

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mewch.net
I found a good bunker/backup board just in case, if you're that concerned.

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I HOPE YOU FAGS LIKE PUTIN'S LARGE, GLOURIOUS UNMARRED RUSSIAN COCK UP YOUR ASSES LIKE YOUR JEWISH MASTER GEORGE W BUSH TOLD YOU

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AUSTRALIA WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

DEATH TO 4CHANNEL

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>oyyy veyyy
couldn't resist.

VLADIMIR PUTIN IS ALREADY ON HIS WAY UPSTAIRS TO YOUR BEDROOM TO HAVE A RENDEZVOU WITH YOUR HOT SEXY SISTER BEFORE YOU GET THERE IN TIME WHILE YOU PLAY ATARI

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ALL YOUR FAGGOT ASS WILL HAVE LEFT TO WATCH IS A FOX TAKING A CRAP AND MAKING FACES AT YOU WHILE YOU LISTEN TO PUTIN BANGING YOUR SISTER'S HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL SHE STOPS SHRIEKING

MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE A FLOATER IN THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM FOR YOU TO SNIFF WHEN HE'S DONE

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR NIGGER FACE WILL LOOK LIKE AS VLADIMIR PUTIN BLASTS THE SPOOKS AND COONS AWAY FROM SPACE WITH HIS SOVIET SPUTNIK SYSTEM

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AND THEN SAVIOR PUTIN WILL MAKE THIS FACE AT YOUR FAMILY WHILE HE WATCHES THEM WIPED FREE FROM THE NO-WHITE EARTH

THIS IS THE LAST YOUR FAMILY WILL KNOW OF YOU IS PUTIN'S FACE SMILING KNOWINGLY AT THEM BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT RUSSIA WAS SOFT BUT IT WAS YOU WAS SOFT

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THIS IS WHAT TSAR PUTIN'S FACE LOOKED LIKE AFTER HE NEGOTIATED TRADE DEALS WITH ITALY, WHICH NIGGER OBAMA AND SHREW CLINTON COULD NEVER DO, AND JUST AT A BUNGA BUNGA PART UP YOUR MOM'S ASS TOGETHER

FRANCE COULDN'T MAKE AN EIFEL TOWER THIS BIG, THEY SLAPPED HANDS

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Was gome for 3 days what happened now? Did jannies announce a plan to turn this into reddit? We can make a new image board. The servers used for Jow Forums are cheap shit but anyway what happened now?

WHILE RUTH BATER GINSBURG (JEW) WAS PERFORMING BACK ALLY ABORTIONS WITH CAR JACKS AND RANDOM PILLS, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS BEING MERCIFUL

HE WON'T BE SO MERCIFUL WHEN YOUR TURN COMES

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Alcoholics Anonymous is absolutely filled with these ugly fuckers.

For real go to a meeting, and have a good laugh some time.

YOU WILL WISH FOR THE DAY THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN MIGHT SPARE YOUR LIFE

BUT THAT DAY WILL BE LONG PAST. IF YOU THOUGHT VOTING MATTERED YOU HAVE THOUGHT VERY WRONG.

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ALSO VLADIMIR PUTIN IS NOT AUTISTIC AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE IN THIS UNREDACTED PROOF THAT LYING WESTERN MEDIA WHORES WILL NOT SHOW

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>same shitposting
That's the point you fucking retard. Polfucks are shitting up every board. I don't lurk other boards. I post on them. I know this comes as a surprise to you but myself and many others would prefer on topic threads on the other boards. Dealing with porn, off topic shit and Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums on every fucking board is stale ass retardation that needs to go. I am sure its hard for your tiny brain to understand satire and high levels of shitposting besides Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums but it does exist and is preferable to most. Sure jerking people around on 4channels will occur. It just wont be the low IQ trash you poltards prefer.

RUSSIAN NEWSPAPERS ARE ALL REPORTING HOW EXTREMELY RETARDED YOU ARE
>ядepнoe ycтpoйcтвo мoй кoт

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Imagine being Putin. Just waking up and wondering what exotic animal he's going to go be friends with that day. What a good guy.

THIS IS THE BEST YOUR SAD NIGGER PRESIDENT COULD DO WHEN VLADIMIR PUTIN TOLD HIM THE TRUTH

NOW YOUR MEDIA HAS TO PUT THE LIES ON LIKE A BROKEN RECORD PLAYER EVEN A LADA COULD GET FURTHER

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>ebaumsworld

Are you a boomer?

GUESS WHO SPENDS HIS SPARE TIME LAUGHING AT YOU

HAVE A HINT: NOT EVEN YOUR GF LAUGHS AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK THIS MUCH. AND MEANWHILE HE RUNS THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON EARTH

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Joke's on you.
I have no gf.

What now stud?

VLADIMIR PUTIN DOES NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE A VIRGIN. HE WILL SIMPLY TAKE OVER MORE COUNTRIES WHILE YOU CAN'T EVEN PULL ANY UGLY SLAG PUSSY HOME.

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Its the rise of other chan's Jow Forums will be the bridge too normies enter in this Enlightned world

MAYBE THE BRIDGE YOU'RE THINKING OF IS THE ONE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF BEFORE THE RUSSIANS MARCHED IN AND REMINDED YOU ABOUT IT

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Oh you are one of those fags with PTSD related to Jow Forums. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but your ideal safe space sometimes satirical high iq Jow Forums will never exist. I'm also sorry that Jow Forums will always live in your head rent free

VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS LIVED SO MANY LIVES BY THE TIME YOU WERE A CHILD HE WISHES HE COULD FORGET ABOUT HOW SHITTY AND POWERLESS YOU ARE COMPARED TO HIS PERSONAL GREATNESS

HE HAS SEEN SO MANY WORLDS PASS THAT YOUR LIFE TO HIM IS LESS THAN STEPPING ON AN ANT

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THIS IS THE SATISFIED LOOK OF A MAN WHO TOLD THE JEWS TO GTFO AND MADE THEM GTFO TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY RAISE HIS COUNTRY BACK INTO THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE

ONLY JESUS LOOKED MORE SATISFIED AFTER WHIPPING THE MONEY-LENDERS OUT OF THE TEMPLE. YOUR PALTRY LIFE WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO THIS.

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PUTIN COULD WIN AT CHESS AGAINST ALL OF YOU TARDS AT THE SAME TIME AND HE WOULD JUST RELEASE GARRY KASPEROV FROM JAIL BECAUSE IT WAS SO BORING.

THAT'S HOW SMALL YOUR INTELLECT IS IN COMPARISON, EVEN ALL PUT TOGETHER

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>Jow Forums
>not making every board better

THE MAN. THE LEGEND. THE ONLY PLAYER ON THE FIELD.

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THE DYSEMOTIONAL JEWS TRY TO STOP HIM, ALL HE HAS IS LOVE IN HIS HEART, AND HE WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO CAST HIS HAND DOWN TO THE WORLD TO TRY TO SAVE IT. THIS MAN IS NOT ONCE IN A LIFETIME BUT ONCE IN A 1000 YEARS, INVESTING HIS LIMITED BUT UNPARALLELED POWERS INTO DOING WHAT HE CAN FOR HIS FELLOW MAN AND THE FUTURE OF MANKIND.

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WHILE THE EVIL AND RUTHLESS AROUND US CRAVE FOR NOTHING BUT POWER AND CANNOT HIDE FROM WHAT THEY COULD NEVER AMOUNT TO, THIS MAN, VLADIMIR PUTIN, HAS NOTHING BUT JOY AND HUMOR TO GIVE BACK TO THE WORLD.

WATCH AS THE ANGRY WENCH STASI MERKEL COWERS BEFORE THE SIGHT OF WHAT SHE COULD NEVER BE WHILE THE MASTER PLAYER PUTIN, WHO WAS THE BEST STUDENT LVIDNY ASPEROV COULD FIND BACK IN LJUBJIKA PRISON DURING SOVIET DAYS TO SAYVE THE GREATNESS OF THE ONE AND ONLY RUSSIAN EMPIRE, TRUE INHERITORS OF FALLEN ROME, GIVES A THUMBS UP AND LAUGHS.

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THE GREATNESS OF A MAN CANNOT BE MEASURED IN INCHES OR EVEN COMMUNIST MILLIMETERS. THE TRUE TEST OF A MAN IS SHOWN IN HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING HIS SHORT TIME ON EARTH, SPINNING ETERNALLY.

PUTIN IS THIS MAN. HE HAS DONE EVERYTHING HIS MORTAL SOUL COULD DERIVE TO HELP SAVE THE WHITE RACE. THE REST IS UP TO THE PEONS.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE MAN IN THE WORLD, AND THAT MAN'S NAME IS VLADIMIR VLADOMIRIVICH PUTIN. HE DOES NOT GO BY THIS NAME BECAUSE OF HOW HUMBLE AND GOD-WORSHIPING HE IS.

HE MERELY TRIES HIS HARDEST TO CREATE THE WORLD THAT YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO PROVIDE FOR YOUR CHILDREN ON YOUR OWN. YOU WILL KNOW HOW EVIL THE JEWS IN THE LYING MEDIA ARE WHEN THEY PAINT YOUR LAST CHANCE AS A MURDERER, THIEF, AND TYRANT. NO COUNTRY HAS HAD IT BETTER THAN IN BASED RUSSIA UNDER PUTIN'S CAREFUL HANDS.

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Click on the announcements bro. I had taken a sabbatical from Jow Forums and heard they were splitting the boards.. and they are.. it's true. It's over.

>i don't know how the internet works
>i think Jow Forums is a magical prison that prevents its users from going to other places on the internet
>i am certain that should Jow Forums ever fall than no one would go over to other image boards

Shhh we honestly need this to happen so Jow Forums mestasticizes across the whole internet uncontrollably

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Quick rundown please? I've seen mumblings about this on a lot of boards.

WITNESS VLADIMIR PUTIN

ONLY HE CAN STAND UP AGAINST THE INTERNATIONAL JEWISH BANKERS ONE HAND WHILE HACKING YOUR ELECTIONS WITH THE OTHER ONE, AND STILL HAVING MORE HANDS LEFT TO SCREW WITH JEWISH ISRAEL'S PLANS FOR GREATER TERRORISM. YOU SHOULD THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO MEET HIM IN PERSON.

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VLADIMIR PUTIN SPEAKS RUSSIAN AND YOU DON'T

TRY TO FORGET ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME WHILE YOU'RE MASTURBATING TO YOUR ANIME GIRLS

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Apparently they're moving domains from Jow Forums.org to 4channels.org

First they'll come for the work safe boards, then for the non work safe boards

It's not mentioned on news only on announcements. I'd like to know more as well. I would wager that the culture of these boards and this site won't be the same. It's changed a lot since the 2016 election broke it. I've been here 11 years and that seems like a more dramatic change to me than moots retirement and the addition of captcha combined

VLADIMIR IS STILL WATCHING YOU TOSSING AND TURNING IN BED WHILE YOU HAVEN'T USED THIS TINY LITTLE BIT WHILE YOU GET TO BE ALIVE TO LEARN SUPERIOR RUSSIAN LANGUAGE.

HE SPEAKS IT WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR NEO-SOVIET EUROPEIAN AND MOST LIKELY JEWISH HANDLERS REWORD IT FOR YOU SO YOU CAN HOPE TO UNDERSTAND

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Prepare for the endtimes.

endchan.xyz/pol/catalog.html

endchan.xyz/b/catalog.html

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Why change the domains? Are they changing the rules too? I don't want to basically be on reddit, this site is my only way to blow off steam.

NONE OF YOU WILL EVER SING
>BLAH
>BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
>BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
WITH A CORRECT RUSSIAN ACCENT. RUSSIANS ARE INDEFEATABLE.

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>having tattoos not only is a red flag it is that of a permanent identification for the police. in short, if you want to habitually commit crimes, do NOT get tattoos. especially the ones on the face.
One of those full body skeleton wierdos offed himself recently... big surprise lel

I wouldn't be surprised if they did. It's all rumor at this point but I can tell you I'm abandoning ship, although I don't know where I'll go.. if anywhere.

A man who fights for ideology does so for free faggot. No one cares if 4chins is profitable and its obvious they don't because if they did this chaotic cess pool would have been gone long ago. Honestly cannot wait to squish you people like the bugs you are. Zero brains.

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There's nowhere for me to go. This is the last place you could call someone a faggot in this gay day and age. It's not even about the words or Nazi LARPing, it's about the freedom to do so. Is this site bad for me? Yes. Is it a good way to spreg out so I can be a normal, nice-ish person in the real world? Yes, too. Fuck, I'm going to be sad if this place goes tits up.

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I think we're fucked man.. sounds like the site is going to be permanently divided now.. the work safe boards are going to another domain and will probably endure heavier moderation while the pink boards will just go to shit. It's already over.

I feel your pain.. but what can we do? It was always too late

NIGGER

he got punked harder and worse than a RL punk

How the fuck do you even reply to posts there ? Do you have to sign up or something like a normie site ?

Fuck - that puke pink just killed my eyes .

I used to like /tv/ but i'm not going there if it's actually going to be moderated. Bad times.

Same, I spend more time on tv than I do watching tv.. at least I used to

Feels badman

>this shithole board.
It's ok . I kinda like the idea of infecting the other boards . Be fun . See you there .