Things you can say about your country, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your country, but not your girlfriend.

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Girt from sea to sea

It’s very dark,

During winter

It’s getting fucked by minorities

It's the only thing I have.

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It exists

There are, right now, over 15 millions dicks inside her.

It's free.

It has an obesity problem.

My country has a beatiful asshole that everyone wants a piece of.

I was born here

lmao

There's alot of pakis

I want Her to screw Muslims.

it still exists (sadly)

Once I'm done poking you enough to have you excited, I will enjoy penetrating your deep areas to tear them apart and expose what you really are. After all that me and my cronies will decide what parts of you we are going to keep as our own.

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It's so big but there's nothing there

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all the fun parts stopped working

Everyone is welcome!

It’s retarded

We're the most powerful race.

no, things you CAN say about your country.

It's more employed than ever

The worst thing about it is that there's always gonna be Canadians on top of her.