BREAKING NEWS
New Jow Forums RUSSIAN owner is making huge changes. Are you ready?
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>Guy spamming article from 2019
Dr. PAVEL
lol
even though its a slide thread, its actually pretty funny
article is still dated 2019, being this new
>even though its a slide thread,
For you pussies every thread is a slide thread, unless is your thread of course, then is not slide.
Fucking crybabies.
>2019
2019 is the official transfer of the ownership, you dummy.
Big changes coming soon. Really big changes.
I, for one welcome our new russian overlords.
it's the date of the articles publishing at the top.
can you imagine the potential endless REEES of r*dditors saying we're russian trolls?
you can purchase much better and more useful things for $4.6m than this shithole.
Jow Forums has run it's race. if chink doesn't want it, just let it die.
я нaдeюcь, чтo этo хopoшo
save us, russians
We will be investigated by Mueller.
By "preserve the face of internet freedom" he will probably mean "mods ban everyone who doesn't suck Putin's dick".
How can you publish date from the future?
Unless the new Russian Jow Forums owner, Pavel Durov is a Time Traveler.
Jow Forums is CIA
Awesome and thank you Pavel Durov.
Consider funding my #FloatingElectricity, the world consumes 18 terawatts a year, that cost 6.4 trillion dollars. We can power the whole Earth with my invention.
>new owner of Jow Forums
>slav
>time traveller
please
based
from 2019
Time traveler?
Boomer tier idiots that came in around 2013 and got asspained that the majority of the board saw the US as the corrupt state it is are newfags that helped destroy Jow Forums
true story
>Time traveler?
YUP
ignore
Jow Forums is international think tank for right wing
We are the voice!
Its been like that for years now
After this we will be literally russian internet trolls
Better never post those tigerball memes again
But Rhett, where will I go? What will I do?
Long live the new King of Jow Forums.
Owner of Telegram. The app used for illegal things.
God am I looking forward to it. the rebirth of TRUE privacy without IP fagging feds. The rebirth of true illegality on the now reborn huge chan like it was in ye old days. New mods will be born, and a new series of actions will be our renissance.
Frankly my darling...
At least he's a chad
the question becomes what won't mueller investigate?
So slavs save europe, and by extension the world, yet again
You all know who it really is that’s buying Jow Forums.
Seems like a slide thread to me. Posting an article dated 2019....
Mr Lambright, im CIA
what do you think of hiro splitting the site
WTF dude. I explained this to you a few hours ago. It's a fake article. Why do you do this?
It’s 2019 in Russia
The CIA shills who want to start a nuclear war should be banned.
Right. Russia is a huge country and has many Time Zones (11).
based
Id be fine with a Russian owning 4chin. Putins values are more aligned with my own than my own government.
>God am I looking forward to it. the rebirth of TRUE privacy without IP fagging feds.
Better not make fun of Putin.
If you anons want a good bunker, try mewch.net.
can we call him russiamoot or...
>>root
those hacks
You almost had me you piece of shit, fortunately my shitposting senses are keen.
Checked
Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours
Yiss. Jow Forums gains +400 squatting power.
That's clever and funny
DR PAVEL
IM CIA
mewch.net's very close to us in terms of boards, and board content, board culture's pretty similar as well.
Thanks Vladimir.
F
so how comped is this guy? I hope he blows the whole thing up.
I support Russia or another good moraled country to buy Jow Forums.
Can't believe Jow Forums was only worth $4.6m when you have basically a data network and abunch of mini battery humans fighting a information war.
A smart businessman would pay aloooooooooot more.
>4.6 million
Why don’t we just buy this site?
WE WUZ RUSKIE BOTZ N SHEEEET
Go to bed fake Wayne.
Sincerely,
The real Wayne Lambright
Roosh Moot
Why does he look like he's an Antifa doing the Merchant rubbing hands?!?
/pol. better do some veting of this guy and make sure he's a legit Russian and not a (((russian))). knowwhatimean?
/tfw Jow Forums become "the russian connection" that "hacks" the next election.
>Muh russian hacker(s) known as Jow Forums
jus' sayin'
Before you go any futher, it is a fake article. I explained this to this meme flag a few hours ago. He posted it again to shitpost/slide. So there's nothing more to say. Sage.
Can we call him BolsheMoot?
GO BACK TO LE DDIT JEW OR DID YOU ALREADY BAN LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING FAGGET THERE AND THATS WHY THEYRE HERE NOW AND YOU JEWS FUCKING FOLLOWED LIKE THE PARASITES YOU ARE
Checked why would anyone do that?
So whats the next step in your master plan?
SEX
CHANGES
FOR
EVERYONE
hey there. Based gashadokuro spooky poster.
Hrs that jitterbug talking poofter from red dead redemption 2
We wuz Russo botz nao
AIDS?
this is a good thing, our future depends on making friends with ivan. otherwise, the insect will eat all of us, while the kike parasites it.
>now is not the tine for fear, that comes in 2019
>>Muh russian hacker(s) known as Jow Forums
LOL
WE ARE THE RUSSIAN HACKERS NOW, BOIZ
>Dr. PAVEL
"Nothing, I told them NOTHING!"
>Jow Forums is international think tank for right wing
>We are the voice!
why do you think the dems are trying to co-opt us or shut us down?
F U C K I N G
B A S E D
>So whats the next step in your master plan?
crashing your brain....
WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!
forgot pic...
You dont get to bring friends
Shit. I thought it was trolls, trolling.
shit.
Finally all you kike shills will go bye bye
Lol what the fuck? What a left field (cotton field) reference to make.
I thoroughly enjoyed it, thank you, user.
and RT will rule Jow Forums KEK
On the technical and freedom side I actually would t mind Pavel owning it
However he's Russian so russiastan would hold domain over the site and there is no way in hell I will ever be okay with that
On top of that Hiroshim00t has proven to be the only person alive capable of keeping this site the way it should be, Pavel I don't think can, Vlad will most definitely orfe him to allow the KGB full access which means that RIDF spottings will ramp up significantly
Also denying the holohoax will become a bannable offense
Again, Pavel has done some good ass shit with Telegram but this ain't gonna be good like you cunts think it will
Eat shit and die traitor shitskin loving cuck
>Being okay with an American website being turned into Russian clay
I bet you'd like to give them back Alaska too
fake and gay
>Muh based pootin
Fuck off russiboo
Are you from the future?
>I made a discovery
>Literally something Tesla shit out a century ago
Autism everyone.
It's a great thing, less Russiboo trash, less eurocucks, less normies, no more /a/
I'm so damn happy
>holohoax denail will be bannable
>inb4 Jow Forums implodes
So essentially wasting more of his time and tax dollars chasing down people posting frogs?