What to do with Puerto Rico

We've had this island for over a century, and it still remains a territory.

>population primarily speaks spanish
>little to no english speakers
>constantly wrecked by hurricanes
>steals money from mainland

Should we just sell the island to Cuba so they can destroy it?
Make it into a state?
Give it independence?

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Please god give them independence!!

Tell the Mexishits it is an American paradise.

Cuba probably wouldn't want it
No statehood
The only problem I have with independence is PR residents have US citizenship (Thanks Woodrow Wilson) so I would expect a mass exodus to the mainland if they are let go.
If it was politically viable for the US to revoke citizenship and have full immediate (So they can't come over during some lame duck period) independence I would support that, but it's not.

Send all Jews in America there, wait, that only makes point number 4 worse.

STATEHOOD

Give them independence
Imperialism is wrong
cast them in to the maw of an unfunded socialist reality

Then at least 3 million PRiggers move to Florida and Dems never lose the presidency again

That useless rectangle provides us with nothing. Just give them independence and ship their worthless people back to sink in it.

I kind of want to genocide it

the best thing for that shithole is turning it into target practice for b52s dropping mk82s

Sorry USA, you wanted the island to the point of throwing a tantrum for it, now pay up.

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End federal subsidies. Let them withdraw from El Gobierno as Papi.

P.R.s should not be eligible for El Güelfea upon arriving on the mainland.

P.R.s that have recently arrived and committed crimes should be sent to P.R. to serve their incarceration.

Send Democrats and Liberals there to fix what they have caused.

>Be uncle Sam
>Be imperialist
>Expand territories
>Sabotage other economies
>Meddle with sovereign nations
>REEEEEEE why do we have so many poor spics migrating?

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It would be unwise to completely cut them off.

It's strategic to have bases there.

Nothing. Who cares.

>Doesn't understand military posturing.
Why do people like you have opinions?

>be irrelevant country
>jealous post about relevant countries on Jow Forums

>posturing
I don’t think you’re using the right word brainlet.

When at good old times, independence is the most wanted thing from US colony to trash away Imperialist American scum. But now, independence is the things they NOT want. Philippines is the example on how being US colony is better than their soverign states now.

>Give it independence?

I m sure if you did that you d have to negotiate for your military bases staying there and they would probably not accept

You're that same retard that refused to admit that Nature over Nurture exists aren't you?
Even after you got BTFO with FBI crime statistics.

What if they try to bluepill it more than it already is and try to make it a state? Can the Republicans actually win there if it does?

Easy, just send them back or drop them in Jew York City.

>Gives me a (you)

Not so irrelevant now, huh johnny?

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>Stop letting their women give birth in hospitals.
>give them access to contraceptives for free.
>Segregate white Americans and Hispanics from the mongrol Boricuas.

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The cherry on top
>Claim territories for myself
>What do you mean I have to pay for my territories reeeeeee

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Actually they wanted Cuba, but they lost it to a bunch of farmers, as always

Hey thanks for participating in that thread, good times! BTW you cannot say that it is 100% Nature and no Nurture at all. Scientific process user.

That's my nigger!

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I'm not saying it's 100% everything.
It's a large factor though. Your genetics are literally the largest factor in who you are.
Psychology is much more convoluded than that, but if we are breaking things down to their base then your genetics are a larger determining factor in who you are than any other factor on this planet.

There would be more complaints then.
>take Cuba
>"more spics and payments reeeee"

More like

>be spics
>can't advance as a society
>oh i know ill just move to a richer country and mooch off of them
>and even though Mexico is offering us gibs we will reject their offer of gibs because we want the very best of gibs
>gibsmedat!

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>Your genetics are literally the largest factor in who you might potentially become.

FTFY. So with the right nurturing you can always make sure to reach your maximum genetic potential. So yeah we would be just beating around the bush to reach the same conclusion that niggers are dumb.

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>Can't advance as a society
I'm starting to have the impression that you are a Libertarian, because you clearly do not get how the pyramidal scheme of globalized capitalism works.

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Castizo nuyorican here. It's just like Cuba. Any people who weren't genetic failures already left PR 75+ years ago. By 1965 we should have closed the door.

Sorry senpai but hasta luego. Mofongo ain't worth dealing with your fucking bullshit and failures. Give them Independence and a bailout in return for revoking citizenship.

Send the migrant caravan there.

I'm awkwardly straddling being a libertarian and being a fascist. (((Globalization))) itself is a pyramid scheme but that can be separated from national/isolationist capitalism. And yes, that's despite the idea of fewer at the top having more than many at the bottom inherent in capitalism.

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You're now aware that there's no Costarricans on the caravan so I don't need to justify or acknowledge their reasons or your complains.

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Correct, but your fellow Rican thinks that the sins of the USA make it acceptable for tons of people from El Salvador and Honduras to invade us instead of fixing the shithole countries. The ones we already give millions of dollars of aid to.

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Its not that it is "acceptable" or "justified", its just like pottery to see how the actions of the corrupted deep state CIA came back to haunt them years later. In order for the US to become a superpower they needed a resource backyard, better if it is a D&C region kept purposely at misery and disarray. What could go wrong?

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territories are supposed to enrich the state. You worthless beaners need to stop leaching.

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Give them independence but a harsh warning that theeir will be no more gibs even when they inevitably start starving

babbys first redpill

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Rekindle the Spanish American world . This time loss.Make Spain great again.

excuse me, but in Costa Rica we have lots of central american immigrants, also Colombian and Venezuelan refugees. They are leeching our comfy state, that is why you see more Costa Ricans hanging around here than any other central american.

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