/ptg/ President Trump General - REAL AWOO HOURS Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/Commiefornia Officials 11/17/18
c-span.org/video/?454729-101/
>Pres Trump surveys Commiefornia wildfires damage 11/17/18
youtu.be/6J-o4aNTtDE
>Pres Trump arrives @Beale AFB CA 11/17/18
youtu.be/wjnlNLWAbY0
>Pres Trump departs DC 11/17/18
youtu.be/_FPcYGD0hDE
>Pres Trump gaggle before departing WH 11/17/18
c-span.org/video/?454730-1/
>Pres Trump Presents Medal of Freedom 11/16/18
youtu.be/rQxWzQ9BjC4
>Pres Trump signs Cybersecurity&Infrastructure Bill 11/16/18
c-span.org/video/?454690-1/
>VP Pence @2018 APEC CEO Summit 11/16/18
c-span.org/video/?454728-1/
>VP Pence arrives in Papua New Guinea 11/16/18
youtu.be/lYZax6R9vd4
>SoS Pompeo/UKR FM Klimkin deliver statements 11/16/18
youtu.be/2MW8rmFrenM
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Finn FM Soini 11/16/18
youtu.be/wg_mAhdSRyk
>SoS Pompeo meets w/worst korea Minister Cho 11/16/18
youtu.be/eRdlwcqCRcA
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 11/16/18
youtu.be/Xcx0fHdib7w
>WHDepAsst for Tech Policy Kratsios @GES 2019 11/16/18
youtu.be/1EXFL7tsQtg
>USAmb2Holland Hoekstra @GES 2019 11/16/18
youtu.be/VtW2d_dpn1c
>FDAComm Gottlieb on CNBC 11/16/18
youtu.be/EGiQ1DODEjk
>KAC on F&F 11/16/18
youtu.be/4Hm5ijj-HDo
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 11/16/18
youtu.be/EGCFVl7dMgU
>We Are NASA 11/16/18
youtu.be/WeA7edXsU40
>This Week @State 11/16/18
youtu.be/9spsWCHYXQ4

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article221207380.html
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miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article3563324.html
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miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article220841135.html
archive.fo/7qtPG
thecapitolist.com/broward-recount-shenanigans-over-38000-democrat-votes-found-since-election-day-with-more-to-come/
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politico.com/states/florida/story/2018/08/13/judge-sides-with-florida-gop-in-absentee-ballot-dispute-with-broward-county-555553
archive.fo/vtRXV
heritage.org/election-integrity/commentary/election-fraud-nonpartisan-issue-these-cases-florida-prove-it
archive.is/bITep
youtube.com/watch?v=1VToXd8rJik
youtu.be/cG5pMT20_EU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

don't think i didn't notice your absolute failure, you waste of space. at least you can take solace in the fact that it and you never mattered to begin with

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MAGA

AWOO AND CHECKED!

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MAGA

THANK YOU FOR BAKING!!!

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STOP POSTING STUFF I HAVEN'T WATCHED YET

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I dont get it
What's the point of drinking alcohol
after consuming alot
I feel no different, only gain more bellyfat

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Why do you guys never rag on the Koch's shenanigans? They are as (((they))) as it gets.

I’ll always have my frens. And that includes you.

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AND BUY ME SHONEN JUMP ONE PIECE IS GOOD THIS WEEK

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maybe it'd help if you told us what you haven't watched
>also just realized i missed 12 am
12 am posting is gay anyway

what u mean?

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We're watching episode 6 tonight

don't roast the kot you'll make the chink hungry

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>Nichijou in the OP

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Alright i'll tell you something you havent heard before:

I'm proud of you, son

Awoo

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Do they have fitness gyms in flip land?

Will he try to Ross Perot Trump? They'll do anything to get the uniparty back in office.

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why'd you lie to him?

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Oh fuck...I got into idol trash...I....I...like it...

Already downloaded all albums on flac, gonna listen on my HD6XX

youtube.com/watch?v=RwqvrGaGXDI

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AWOO!

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You are missing the point

Based Frens

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Reposting

>You are implying it means people who aren't citizens, or real people, are voting. But do you think those numbers could be fucked up for any other reason? Did it even enter consideration?
Non-citizens, citizens who have moved away, citizens who are deceased. All ineligible.

>And again, fake votes are easily noticed and harshly punished when it actually happens.

Not true

>Illegally destroying ballots:
sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-sb-broward-elections-supervisor-broke-law-snipes-canova-20180514-story.html
archive.fo/OYc1R

>Missing absentee ballots:
miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article221207380.html
archive.fo/k2WML

>Voter difficulty:
miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article3563324.html
archive.fo/bldiC

>Amendments left off of ballots
miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article109574732.html
archive.fo/tnbyL

>Invalid claims for lack of absentee ballot expiry
sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-vote-by-mail-absentee-ballots-20140712-story.html
archive.fo/JjPNw

>Ballot printing problems
miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article220841135.html
archive.fo/7qtPG

>Ballots w/duplicate pages
miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article220841135.html
archive.fo/7qtPG

>Counting too slow and extra ballots showing up
thecapitolist.com/broward-recount-shenanigans-over-38000-democrat-votes-found-since-election-day-with-more-to-come/
archive.fo/R6kK3

>Opening ballots in private:
politico.com/states/florida/story/2018/08/13/judge-sides-with-florida-gop-in-absentee-ballot-dispute-with-broward-county-555553
archive.fo/vtRXV

>Accusations of ballot stuffing:
heritage.org/election-integrity/commentary/election-fraud-nonpartisan-issue-these-cases-florida-prove-it
archive.is/bITep

Where's the punishment?

He's gonna get hugged one day and it'll be like the transformation at the end of captain EO
>mfw that actually sounds like hugposter v worstie content waiting to happen

In large part because they stopped being as relevant when they decided to be never-Trump and lost out on influence in 2016

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kek did you make an update right before midnight and expect that to be #1 priority?

YOU'RE NOT MY MASTER
see OP and

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> a leaf recognized the Canadian Goose had more right than a straight white Canadian male today
LEAFS RISE UP!

-2 points because she's not pissing on it too
Degenerate fucking scum

you shouldn't lie, user. even if it makes a leaf feel bad, there are other ways to make leafs feel bad.

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> Jeb/Kasich 2020

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all i've ever wanted to be is your master!

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Hugposter’s been dropping hints that he’s a big guy. I’d pay to see them meet.

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0e00000044 NPC GLITCH

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Hey that's a good edit!
I like that!

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Well?

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he wasn't wrong

>HEXED

>Trump (or literally anyone else): God, a little help?
>God: Can do.
>Trump: Cool.

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The thing you have to understand is all of this activity has Jewish origins, and Trump will not lift a finger to oppose Jews even if what they're doing is destroying what we know to be the "United States"; because he is a kike-loving liberal bastard.

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(he was (and that's a good thing))

You can't even make okonomiyaki without your brother. And can't make a pizza at all.

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These dumb non-initiates don't realize that in order for their art to work they have to not announce their intent. What they're doing is glamour bombing and it's only meant to be done in order to raise the awareness of magick and the supernatural. And even then they're doing it in the guise of hate and thus it's going to backfire on them real fucking hard.

That's why Kirie is best girl because people self insert as the hamster

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video:
youtube.com/watch?v=1VToXd8rJik

>not self-inserting as Kirie
a working man is a happy man

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>a working man is a happy man
this

that's true, but if you work together with me, the nichijou fags can be dethroned in a wave of hamsterposting.

and we can get the australian to hat them too

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In theory they are sound. I didn't much agree with the methods because quite a few were haphazard and harmed innocence. Breivik on the other hand, meticulous execution.

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There both good shows m8, why fight?

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AWOO!

It's like they select these individuals that got caught on everything the left was doing and then somehow they commit a "terrorist" act and nobody ever talks about their ideas again, quite strange.

>t. anti-NEET force shill
i'm on to you

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central america can fuck off, just wall the whole place up

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a man with free food and anime and targets to booli is a happy man
>kirie
>best
user, I..

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tfw you realize that Romney will be the new McCain

> Panama Canal becomes Caribbean Sea II: Nuclear Boogaloo

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To drown the sorrow

Are there any central american stereotypes that only mexicants know?

because war...


war never changes
>t. neet
i actually respect you, but i find it hard to believe that people can dislike work. i can't get enough of it. busy work, of course. manual labor, etc. i can't stand work that is boring, like computer work. ironically, my major is compsci.

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He needs two buddies

I'm okay with them, I just haven't had time to watch it yet.

I'm pretty sure we're watching ep6 not ep5 tonight

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basically our very own version of niggers

correct, did I say 5? My bad, 6 episode 6

He'll be the new Flake; he doesn't have the sack to be McTumor. Of course the worse part is the hobbit will be Mittens posting before long

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Collins and Murkowski

no, you said the right one

t minus 8 minutes!

Go on? Is one country worse than all the others?

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Is it true though? How would Trump build the wall without congress? If it's the military wouldn't it have to go through the Pentagon or something?

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John Kerry is the new shadow president.

Wow, trump agenda is pretty much dead at this point. All talk no action!

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Hold this for me I'll be back for it later

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>tfw she objectively cute but she reminds you slightly of Jimmy Stewart with that face/ angle combo

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>those digits
>Mexican calling for walls

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She's even dressed like a boy...

because kono hamster da!

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discord gg Y7ESWU
(Fix for spam)

You know the drill. Raid and Wreck this Marxist server

i went into compsci because the point of programming is to put in a little bit of work to optimize the total amount of laziness you can achieve by making the machine take over hard stuff
working sucks so much. the NEET life is patrician and wagies just have their brain crippled. they're probably the same people that fall for the 3d meme

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Orange man gud. If you lose an election you win, its 4d chess!

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Big Pharma just murdered one of Trump's guys and he doesn't give a shit.

Well I don't give a shit and won't vote.

Use funding for something else on that, like "Discretionary Spending" in the military or intelligence agencies. You think they tell congress what the spooks, National Reconnaissance Office, and others are doing with the money they get? I doubt most congressmen even knew how close to building nukes we were in WW2.

We be going there ese, those Mexican beaches are might fine I suppose homes

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Shelle-Chii has god-tier feet

She even did giantess videos

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>congress
>the military
lmao, what do you think this is, september 10th, 2001? the president just does what he wants. what they don't want you to know is that our system's all a lie and they're making it up as they go along.

They don't even have ideas anymore. They're just faces that flash on a screen for a few datys sometimes longer, then they're gone and on to the next. See the synagogue shooter, hoax bomb mutt. The Austin bomber and the Bernout dugout hit before that. That nigger in Dallas that they sent a robot on a suicide mission to kill. Whats next?

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YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, CHINKERS!!!

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Hey just stopping in to remind everyone that, boy, I sure do hate niggers!
MAGA!

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have you tried programming trading algorithms?

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Hi sexy

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Bros

>I mean she's tough and she's smart, but she deserves to be speaker. And now their playing games with her just like they'll be playing with me with, it's called Presidental Harrassment. The president of your country is doing a great job, but he's being harrassed. It's Presidental Harrassment. Well, in a way her own party is harrassing her.

youtu.be/cG5pMT20_EU
About 7:30 in. This was Trump on Nancy Pelosi before he headed out to California today.

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