Brit/Pol/ - Ahem *clears throat*

Why are all the best callers to LBC always norfeners? As soon as Nigel hears the accent he smiles as he knows he has got a red blooded Englishman on the line.

im not done ranting yet.
I must be the only working class person begging for more austerity and welfare cuts.
I've met people like IDS in real life (and many other torah party members) and although he was a consumerate tory wanker; I agreed with what he had to say.
May is a fucking TINO.
If you're going to be something be it and do it, dont be so duplicitous.
I suppose I quite like that about commie Corbyn he's a conviction politician.
I could see him as the foreman at British Leyland blowing the whistle and downing tools with his little red book preaching to the workers on the floor. Red fucking wanker.

Convinced my lass to start farting in my face

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lads where's a place to actually discuss proper politics from a tory perspective?

Genuinely might kill myself.

Here.
What do you want to know?

Farage's First Law:

The further away one is from London, the less pozzed they will be.

Stop using the internet.
Start performing magic.

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Carole Codswallop gets BTFOd by r Nige on LBC when she phones in pretending to be a tory.

youtube.com/watch?v=EV8aVZQ9FYg
3min from end

Your local gay fucking university conservative society.

Too much like hassle.
I thought about it.
Whose going to pay the funeral costs?
I dont want a state welfare funeral.
Rather someone just bury me in the garden.

The Elm guest house.

>tory
>proper politics
There's no proper politics in the center lad.

Turkish Cyprus still exists

What's UWE Bristol like?

Conservative club -i.e pub for tories.

Oh but you do.

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Craving chicken goujons smothered in this

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Eddie.

I dont reall care about the Turks or Greeks, let them sort their own shit out.
Both seem alright in my book.

Is that like shrimp cocktail sauce?

You already posted this. Go and buy it.

>tfw your friend has finished their uni degree
>almost 55,000 in debt
>still refuses to get a job and is “waiting for the right one”
I can see why the student debt is so high to be honest. How do I make them see how lazy they’re being.. either that or just tell them they’re fucked.

I've always been a simple tobasco man myself.

Wot
You’ve literally got an Islamic nation occupying European land after an illegal and have done so since the 70’s and nobody gives a fuck

Did you dress up as Shaun Ryder for Halloween.

>tfw no qt Labour MP gf

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One thing the government could do is offer to pay half the wages of every retard employed by a private business, this would help them get a job (no one will employ someone who is slow over a normal person).

At the moment retards are just left on a pile to rot.

Listening to it now.

...

They've been doing this crap since the 1470's

Your local cottaging site

She's not an MP.

>PR replaces FPTP
>Farage / Galloway coalition government returned after first election

basado

Lmfao I tried to cook last night

Turkey literally holds land in Cyprus

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I’m glad I read that.

That feel when we're the vassal now

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>You’ve literally got an Islamic nation occupying European land after an illegal and have done so since the 70’s and nobody gives a fuck

Im British user we have a few million people who invaded (were invited) in our land since the 70s and nobody gives a fuck.

Grim.

She is still in the shadow cabinet though right? Appointed by Corbyn, the hypocrite.

#Boycott729
#IsraelISIS

Spread that shit everywhere, oven Israel (non-violently).

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The fuck is that photo?

Didn't think you could be in the shadow cabinet unless you were an MP, news to me.

They do this; if you work 16hrs a week the government pays you extra benefits.
So scum work their 16hrs and no more.

You can be if you are in the HoL

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Ahh, so she isn't.

Fuck me, she's also 49. Unironically thought she was only her early 30s. What a goddess.

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Eddie I asked you something:

With a welder?

I think 16 hours is the limit before they start taking bennies away not giving more.

>yfw Britain's getting swindled by the EU on how "bad" American food quality is

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That's stupid.

The Turks was an actual military invasion
Shrimp

This so much

For those of you Brits who are afraid of American food standards, I just took a job in the food and bev industry designing conveying systems and I can assure you that literally zero systems are cleaner and safer than what we build here in small town Minnesota.

You should be begging your corrupt politicians to adopt our food standards.

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Why do you keep posting this with a different image? No one cares about bloody food standards.

>SGA has a scat fetish

See

Greeks are fucking useless though. Too busy bum fucking each other to defend themselves

I’m not afraid of US food standards?

DAILY REMINDER THE GOVERNMENT CAN GET FUCKED ON TUESDAY IF THE DUP ABSTAIN / ANGRY TORY MPS ABSTAIN

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Daily Mail comment section.

I'm trying to save Britain from the EU/Germany just like we did in both world wars

Eddie did you dress up as Shaun Ryder for Halloween.

Cyprus was going to unite with a Greek military junta and we spazzed out because we didn’t want to lose Cyprus so we incited the Turkish minority which lead to a full on invasion by Turkey

The 1922 committee should wait before kicking the wind out of her sails

If they trigger a no confidence too soon we are really fucked

I dress up as a war hero every day, thank me for my service

Why is it your job to pass judgement on your supposed friend?

>I'm trying to save Britain from the EU/Germany just like we did in both world wars

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>kind of wish we had a president
Americanism is more insidious than Communism.

A pathetic mess. Black necrosis, a heat fucked chaos.

America isn't the only country with a President.

Raise a new absolutist king or let another authoritarian clear away the rotten state.

Brexit.

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eating a scotch egg lads

Hello bennie claimer. Because I’m worried about their future because they seem unwilling to take action by themselves.

but ed miliband said americans eat chlorinated mutant chicken injected with so much hormones it turns then into gun toting drumpf voters

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Phwoarrr how is it lad

Republicanism*

Thank you for your service.

Maybe; I dont know Im not an encyclopedia of shitty government benefits.
Basically my political manfiesto is:
I want all welfare to be scrapped.
I want everything privatized.
If you have a problem with this
I want you to die.
I think this would sort the country out.
Do you think I should stand as a candidate come a GE?

>The Turks was an actual military invasion
1974 correct.
Turks parachuted in and landed tanks in the north.
One based Greek took out 6 Turkish tanks on his own with an M72 Law anti tank rocket.

Actually I know fuck all about it, although I visited it as a kid and the soldiers let me look over the wall at the Turkish soldiers in their shitty divided capital, can’t remember the name

>You should be begging your corrupt politicians to adopt our food standards.
FDA is notoriously bad and poor regulator.
Better to have no regulation at all.

Doesn't change the fact the thing driving you to wish we had a president is widespread American influence.

Eddie look at this.

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>One based Greek took out 6 Turkish tanks on his own with an M72 Law anti tank rocket.
Didn’t know that, I visited famagusta or whatever it was called before it was repopulate. Creepy stuff, really is a black mark on British foreign affairs

Nobody cares how clean the machine is when it's squirting carcinogens into the bottle. You utter retard.

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wtf i love the eu now

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based

T H I C C

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