>Go to UK for uni >Develop ongoing stomach issues in the first 3 months >Shitting 5-8 times a day, gas, bloating, stomach making weird noises, you name it. >Friends all say their stomach is giving them problems too but too embarrassed to say anything about it. >Go back home for holidays >Stomach problems disappear; can eat as much bread, cheese, milk whatever as i want.
Now I'm not a conspiracy nut, but I'm beginning to think the food in the West might not be so good.
It was the same in the USA but I was only there for vacation (LA/NY).
Yes I noticed that the American food gave me that reaction as well when I was in California. The water here is also poisened, the estrogen from birth control and plastics are in the water. The food's contaminated and the water turns you into a woman.
Michael Gray
I use a Brita filter thankfully.
Christopher Nguyen
Fuck off Chise.
Samuel Thomas
Water is turning the frogs gay
Gabriel Johnson
well, students are known for having the healthiest diets.
Landon Jenkins
It won't catch everything, but it's better than nothing. I don't know any other way around it, other than to find your own water source which is hard to do, especially in the south.
Liam Brooks
>british >food you boil steaks ffs
Thomas Gonzalez
i only drink sparkling mineral water. i rarely drink tap water anymore. it's just for tea and cooking.
Aiden Howard
From which country do you come from and do you come from an urban or rural area?
Luke Gomez
where is "home" Asia, Africa? maybe you're body isn't used to having food with caloric content. you can't just eat cats or dirt.
Aaron Allen
Do a process of elimination to find out what is causing it.
Hunter Lewis
Yes, but that comes in plastic bottles, which means it is contaminated with bpa and so is terrible for you.
Isaac Jackson
Vomit-inducingly terrible food is a quintessentially British tradition.
>foam i hate that shit. looks like a a load of gob
Cooper Jenkins
I was in Taiwan for half a year studying. It was during the gutter oil phase in 2014. I developed an irritable bowel syndrome.
I tried out several things. >Vitamin D helped me for a while, but then I got reflux from it. >Magnesium helps me, but only if I take it transdermal in the tub as MgSO4. I have also read that you do not need any vitamin D supplements if you have enough Magnesium. >The best probiotics I have found are EMa and self made Kefir (tried self made sauerkraut, probiotics from the pharmacy against ibs, kijimea, omibiotics, apple vinegar, self made yoghurts, kefir from the supermarket, coal pills, fermented carrots, ...)
Benjamin Baker
Looks like puke and pebble dash shit on a plate.
Austin Barnes
wtf is that powder youre eating powder and why is the plate lik that look how fucked it is are you eating out from a pan?
>you boil steaks ffs I've never heard of anyone doing this.
John Murphy
It's Michelin star :/
Benjamin Parker
blow it out your ass
Benjamin Price
It's all the fried processed meat.
Austin Rodriguez
what's that thing on the beef?
Dishwashing liquid?
Thomas White
get out more. we took some steaks from the BX to a family for some sort of "meet the locals" thing. they boiled them
Carson Robinson
Unless you are not from albania, your food is probably quite based without any glyphosate and containing natural probiotics (fermented pickles) and fresh ingredients from local farmers and old babuschkas.
Asher Williams
no wonder you have bad teeth
Zachary Smith
vomit on plate, serve it as haute cuisine, profit
Sebastian Adams
Yeah well they should stick to making tyres not judging food.
Liam White
>Live in USA (CA) >Eat at some Italian restaurant >Feel fat as fuck afterward and need water to help with the bloat
>Go to Italy on a vacation >Eat nothing but pasta and shit every single day, plus lots of beer because the water sucks (No fucking ice!) >Manage to lose tons of weight because everything is organic
Inb4 walking. I walked there just as much as I do here.
Benjamin Barnes
You were eating protein like a man but since you are a faggot it hurts ur tummy.
Austin Price
English food is good, but it's also very high in fat and saturated fats.
Christian Brown
Wtf is any of this stuff?
Christian Green
You are an idiot >Organic has less calories. Go vegan and die cunt.
Noah Reyes
Oh right. Well I don't.
Grayson Scott
Too much fat's especially animal derived cause those stomach problems you describe OP.
Jack Anderson
Italy has a different wheat to everywhere outside of Italy, much lowet Gluten content. I've had the same experience with Italy.
Ryder Powell
Boiled meat is what they give inmates here, every steak I've had is either pan fried or seared and oven-cooked.
Elijah Cooper
yeah, same. while I was on a vacation estonia all of the problems with my stomach just disappeared
Jace Brown
Yep, English food is shit.
It becomes really obvious when British people get really confused when you ask them about a proper meal, and they respond with taking about pie and chips from a pub
Bentley Lee
I never mentioned calories.
Kevin Bennett
Id sooner eat beans and toast for British cuisine than that monstrosity.
Oliver Fisher
there was one good thing. the fish and chips fried in real lard, from the trucks, wrapped in newspaper. I heard they banned that now
>stool transplant Do you have to eat the stool, or do they shit right into your ass?
Oliver Rivera
>german >feces checks out
Jose Moore
Pie and chips is definitively a proper meal. Pie and mash is better.
Leo Lewis
Reverse osmosis water filter. Cheaper ones run for about $200. Downside is you need to remineralize the water because it pulls out everything including the healthy stuff. Do not drink pure H20, it will make you unhealthy and eventually kill you.
No you imbecile. You drop weight when you eat less calories than you consume. And yes I read that meme article about mice dropping weihht because bacteria but Im not going to drill your ass to see hows that going. We are math, we are thermodinamics. T. Nutritionist.
Hudson Morgan
British food acts is the ultimate pleb filter. It just shows how people who dislike it have ruined their tastebuds on meme ingredients, like spices and weird oceanic subtsances in the East, and in the US fructose corn syrup and god knows what other addictive shit. But meals like this bring out the natural earthy flavours of meat and vegetables, so only people with refined taste can enjoy it.
Isaiah Gray
They put it in a blender, mix it with salt water, filter it and then put it into pills (so that the bacteria doesn't end up in your stomach) or they put the liquid up your ass.
Transferring stool from thick mice to normal, lean ones has shown that the lean ones also get thick. You can also replace the word thick with depressed, having diabetes 2 , having social anxiety, having autism or being overly anxious. All those studies have already been done with mice.
>Used to live in Florida >Water drinkable >Move to NC (Guilford County) >Water drinkable >Move to Forsyth County >Water makes family and cats sick >Stink and look dirty even though I showered regularly >Ask new co-workers what in the god damn is wrong with the water >"It's always been that way" >Guy in charge of water and soil for Forsyth County is up for re-election in 2018 >He got to keep his fucking position
Depends on where you live but in many states the water is straight poison.
If I had a choice I wouldn't eat the food here. Every year since I was a child the problems get worse and worse as our food quality has steadily decreased.
Jose Cook
Yet thats the only thing that matters. Go imagine.
Asher Bell
Pure H20 is like acid. There's an article mentioning that someone showered in it once and it took out every bit of oil from his hair and he quickly used up an entire bottle of conditioner just to bring his hair back to life.
Daniel Hill
I grill meat. like all white americans. now go order a pizza with corn on it british food is awful. every time I tried to eat off base it was terrible, with the exception of the fish and chip
Brandon Jackson
>H20 water is acid ? retard?
Nathaniel Brown
You consume less calories if you have bacteria in you gut, that eat your calories and produce neurotransmitters and vitamins out of them. Welcome to 2018
Nathaniel Howard
You go Britain. Im with you, you have interesting cuisine but its edgy to say LOL BRITISH FOOD AMIRITE. This fucking thread is full of shit.
Hudson Young
>english cuisine is w-world class! >Some binscraps, withered turnip and the "chefs" fresh jizz on the top to finish
Pork Scratchings are definitely not for everyone, it's literally a waste product that people sell as food. However, the macro-nutrient content of pork scratchings is probably the best I've seen, zero carbs, lots of fat and protein.
Endocrinology speaking, that stuff puts hair on your chest.
Probably the vegetable oil. That shit is fucking toxic and should be banned. Here in the US, I can eat just about anything I make myself with butter, real olive oil (California not European, European olive oil is half canola oil shipped in from Tunisia), lard, bacon fat, peanut oil and be just fine. Go out to a restaurant and look at some fish and chips and I'm laid in better for 4 hours.
Luis Garcia
So all you've got to do to lose weight is down a bottle of actimel?
Isaac Ortiz
>pizza with corn on it Italian bread with American vegetables. Sorry, not British food at all. >the fish and chip I have a vision of a smirking turk giving you one chip with your cod (because you're an arrogant yank). No-one who invented the corn dog and the chicken nigget has the right to criticize anyone elses food.
I'm not saying it IS an acid. I'm saying PURE water would take a grease spot off of your driveway.
Hudson Brooks
i like how foreigners are completed at awe toward what we eat on a daily basis; pie and cheese scraps cauliflour and sausages
Dylan Morales
Fish and chips is horrible, l dont know what they do it but go to any other country and make fish and chips with local fish and it will taste 10 times better
