RED ALERT HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING

eggs dee

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>all over the planet
>Russia and canada
>Looks at calander
>November 18
Well OP, I guess I should be shocked when it fucking snows in canada mid november, but I just can't be.

This

Global warming theorists are about to be BTFO by the solar grand minimum and the natural negative feedback loops of the earth. Embrace the fimbulwinter.

none of these statements are true

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how do you survive in a frostpunk world Jow Forums

>a new Ice Age hits
>Africans die
>most of Asia dies
>whites are able to survive and flourish in ultracool environments
>90% of the world gets inhabited by whites

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>Miami and Venice are projected to be underwater in 20 years
Good

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By living in now-temperate lowland Arizona

you are an npc

Didn't mean to attach pic of Moggy Moggster but I guess it fits.

>Miami and Venice are projected to be underwater in 20 years

I heard that about 25 years ago

>climate change is caused by greenhouse gasses trapping heat from the sun in our atmosphere
>...but it also causes ice ages lmao
Can a climate scientist please explain how greenhouse gasses are going to cause an ice age? Remember, greenhouse gasses are melting our ice caps... this is "settled science."

It literaly snows in texas every single year, dumbass.
Hell, it snows in mexico from time to time.

abnormally little snow in southern finland. no snow yet here!

Show your real flag, euro commie shill

>That's when they'll make their move.
>The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.
>They're trying to force God's hand.
>Watch for these signs:

Come winter Chan,
Let it snow!

Good. I'm fucking sick of the Florida weather Wisconsin has been getting for the past 15 years. People meme about this place being a frozen wasteland, but it's almost never the case.

>all Northerners will come marching south.
>we will retake north Africa or die
>sand niggers better start moving towards beyond the sahara, the niggers are their problem.
>there is a reason for all the chaos in the middle east and it aint the kikes.

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Holy shit guys it's happening. The aliens here. Their tech is able to lower the temperature to the point where a tropic could be turned into a frozen wasteland. The reason why they started freezing shit and marching from the north is because

A) That's where their main base is, or some of them were awakened

B) The arctic or antarctic could prove a valuable camouflage for their expansions because humanity would be unaware it's done artificially and react quicker

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>leaf education strikes again

>not having your own personal nuke
shiggy

>Miami and Venice are projected to be underwater in 20 years

They aren't going to be underwater in 20 years. Stop making these retarted predictions that never come true. Oceans rising 6 inches per century, which is of natural origin, and we are perfectly able to cope with that. Same way we're able to cope with the earth being within a fraction of 1 degree of what it is now

> Siberia and Northern Canada are cold
How is this not normal

Kek confirms it’s happening

Convince me that this ice age nonsense is real and that you're not all schizophrenics.

then why are you surprised when it snows in season

LET IT SNOW
COME WINTER-CHAN!

The Farmer’s Almanac’s 2018-19 Winter Weather Forecast
"teeth-chattering cold ahead."

snowboarding.transworld.net/features/farmers-almanac-2018-2019-winter-weather-forecast-predictions/

if you were born before the 2000 you'd realize this is actually normal weather.it's the past 20 years that have been fucked till last year

The climate always changes. It’s man made climate change people don’t like fag. Prove it in a controlled study, oh wait you can’t because climate science is only observational.

Here in the central east coast of the US we got 6 inches of snow last week. It was the earliest anyone could ever remember an accumulating snow (I work with some old farmers).
The Canadian geese were also a week early this year. I think we're in for one hell of a winter.

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what the fuck is this map?

>if you were born before the 2000

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SNOWED.com

real time ice age tracker climate.rutgers.edu/snowcover/

YETI SPAGHATTI

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>live in Florida
>hate the nonstop heat
>mfw people keep talking about a new ice age

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Grug know what me talk about

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Didn't Al Gore predict a bunch of shit that should have come true by now but didn't?

We've been at KP 0-1 for 3 days now

I mean I can handle going out by Ice Age humans can burrow into the icing survive that's a much better fate than fire

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heat melts ice and raises water levels, water covers more land mass causing more clouds, clouds block out the sun

Learn how to heat seal your windows, and turn that heater on faggot.

>burrow into the icing
No, too much sugar

I mean I can handle and Ice Age we can borrow into the ice for a couple of hundred thousand years no big fucking deal

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>Three branches will become one.
Already happened with Trump winning the Executive branch, the Republicans winning the House and Senate(the legislature), all in 2016, then recently securing the judiciary as well. Though this may be short-lived with the loss of the house, it fulfills the first sign.
>An island will drift away.
Brexit. This is in progress, but it's going to happen. There won't be a second referendum.
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill
Happened alread in Syria when Trump bombed those airstrip but gave warning beforehand.

Now for the signs yet to come:
>The star will gorge itself on clay.
>Idols will speak and move about.
>The black flag will fly above the dome.
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
>The ravens will starve.
>The bear will leave its cave forever.
>The rod and the ring will strike.

This is only the beginning. Each winter will be colder until it's undeniable.

Everybody was worried about global warming.
>Everybody ignored the ice age that happens historically after every warming trend.

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>and it is the kikes
ftfy

Move to Miami motherfucker

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I’m good. Too many kikes and spics

>>B-B-B-B-BUT MUH GLOBAL WARMING

Libs proven wrong again

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lol how have I never seen this image before

Maybe it was for the better. Civilization can reset and we could bring tech over to the next instead of starting over.

Things are looking pretty good in the long run actually if you ignore the death.

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PLEASE LET IT SNOW!
We had almost a temperature of 20 Celsius two days ago, in the middle of November.
Let cold sweep in and give us snow

shut it, its never snowed in canada this early every, ice age incoming, death to all the weak who cant survive ;D

>Civilization can reset and we could bring tech over to the next instead of starting over
If we're allowed to.
If some dumb shit happens that takes out the power grid combined with being unfortunate enough to have everyone who understood the tech well enough to be able to reproduce it, this whole fucking era will be a huge blank spot in history. And we'll be knocked back down to the iron age.

>All of Canada will encased in ice and forgotten forever.

>civilization can reset to long before cell phones or social media can exist

Are we living in the best timeline ever?

>Pretty damn based.

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Shoveling
>create a fascist shovel army
>Only shoveling for those who will join
>shovel tunnels, walkways, from destination to destination
>take over all means of transportation

>that map
Flat Earth confirmed

Abnormal snow? Or abnormal amount of snow?

Get your shit together OP its "your" language.

humor this thought: ancient civilizations got wiped out after an ice age;
cyclical destruction as so humanity can never get to a sufficiently advanced technological level
bam
alien niggers

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LET IT SNOW

COME WINTER-CHAN!

Guess that's why they keep finding and covering up tools from time periods where humanity would be too dumb/unevolved to use or invent them.

bbc.com/news/science-environment-32804177

Mr.Bones' Wild Ride was actually the ouroborian concept of the cyclical nature of the human species which we've evolved into because of the way the natural world always sends waves to crush the sand castles we've built on this beach we call Earth.

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>cyclical destruction as so humanity can never get to a sufficiently advanced technological level
We're the niggers of the universe.
Aliens don't want us niggers shitting up the rest of it. So anytime we start getting close to expanding off our homeworld we get smacked the fuck back down.

It's likely much more advanced civilizations have existed before us, and they were wiped out by meteor strikes. Hieroglyphics from all over the world describe a great disaster that wiped out civilizations. The only things still standing from those times are solid stone structures. What of our civilization would survive a similar disaster, within a few hundred years most of our infrastructure would crumble to the elements. We are just now discovering planets in the galaxy, that ancient civilization already had on detailed maps.

Witnessing such an event will leave no grief of death in my heart, so one can only hope.
I do really think there's a lot more to humanity than what we're led to believe, as we're clearly a lot more physically evolved than we should be given the time-spans involved would allow.
At some point i had some insane thought about the great flood actually being a story from mars, but in the end - it might ALL add up

those tools just look like rock shards user

LET IT SNOW

>What of our civilization would survive a similar disaster
>this isn't the first nor will be the last time we've discovered/remembered Kek
>every time we do a reset happens

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LET IT SNOW

>We're the niggers of the universe.
>Aliens don't want us niggers shitting up the rest of it
such a shame. maybe they're scared of our infinite potential, user.

Do y’all remember this movie?

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w..w..what about global warming? wasnt it warming?

It's just our dicks.

how could pale aliums ever compete with the human bull?!

trump supporter detected

shut up LARPer

trump denier deflected

LET IT SNOW

Great, yet also terrible.
Why he didn't just ascend to his destiny of being train leader I'll never understand.
>well, at least we ended that evil
>hey look, a bear

Kek never ends. He'll be back for the next reset if it comes around again.

youtube.com/watch?v=Id6nCa_OTEM

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that movie is a great example of why without violence against authority, you cannot overthrow an established oligarchy which does not have the interest of the people at heart

>miami goes underwater
>FL goes red forever

The funny part is he's in Russia and pointing it at Gorbachev out the porthole.

SNOW IN NOVEMBER

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Snow will kill the invaders

>Rediscovering the land of New York after 1,000 years of legend
And I was still born too fucking early