Brit/pol/: Bread rankings edition

Lads I moved and my local supermarket bus now Lidl. It's full of eastern european women and now I kinda want an eastern european gf.

Wouldn't it be funny if Stephen Barclay resigned on Monday morning

ngl not showing the rest of my desk tbf

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I'm useless.

>Jow Forumstards are all deadbeats
what a surprise

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i'll sort my life out any day now!

if i found a way would you walk it with me?

wait until youve spoken to them a few times

theyre humourless drones

>white bread
absolutely disgusting

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Parliament says no

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Got really drunk last night and sucked off a Jamaican bloke by accident

feeling ashamed now

How does one suck a guy off by accident?

>eating bread

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>Middle East minister Alistair Burt warned rebels the 'consensus' that pro-EU MPs should respect the 2016 referendum result could break down if she is toppled.
It's true, the brexiters crash out May, the people's vote keeps rolling, no EU exit. Labour government in x years time.

This time it’ll work

Willy did nothing wrong

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i only got a couple g's to last me till the end of the month

i'm fucking broke lads

what do i do?

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>Being English
You're right, Helmut

bought loads of stuff from the supermarket but i dont know how to cook

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I hope they lose.

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waggle waggle

im a fucking mess

This is the bread I eat
groceries.iceland.co.uk/iceland-thick-tiger-bloomer-bread-800g/p/65937

broke as FUCK but still flexing on wagies lmfao

and me i'm cool

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Oh shit I missed mass.

Lmfao

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CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

>Oi 'ave yooo got a loicense fer that chimney?!

Keep killing yourself by smoking and wasting it all on lottery tickets, looks like you're doing great.

you mum isn't missing any mass though

Why are you buying foreign cigs if you're that rich?

Did you fall asleep with the oven on?

Steve.

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I think so? I don’t know how it turned off, maybe I set a timer?

£40 a carton of golds innit

surely the drink is going to kill me first?

and dont fucking meme euromillions i only bought a ticket cos of that one anonymong who memed about it lmao

Sheryll.

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i'm more of an alcoholic than you could ever be

turning cold overnight and into next week lads

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Phil Jupitus is such an unfunny cunt

Anne-Marie.

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My girlfriend and I were throwing a party at her parents house, my mates decided to get some weed and exstasy, so they phoned that nigger over. We took Es, made of few blunts, chilled for a while and in two hour time there was I sucking his dick.

where the fuck are my (you)s fuck

British food is utterly disgusting. No wonder your greatest chefs have to go to French schools where they eat fucking snails.
Snails are literally a step up for you people.

(you)botting cunt

Works gonna pissed at me tomorrow lol

youtu.be/LzkYtVvH_IY?t=1905

>This idea of "Where is Michael Gove? What is he up to?" could prove to be key. What there might be in the Commons is enough votes to get through a plan B that looked rather more like we're in the EEA. if you find someone wresting the steering wheel from May's grip as someone suggests, and then you actually have Michael Gove actually doing the deed and formally taking over...

The Gove Cove is BACK ON, lads.

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Lee.

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At least our cheese is fresh and not processed and squeezed out of a tube

i want attention

youtu.be/RkuWrmxN7hg

I can't get over losing Sean.

you've turned the anonymongs against us

Everybody hates you.

Gove is probably politicking on an internal level so fucking hard that we can't even see right now. This isn't even national level politics, he will be playing the remaining cabinet members against each other and stringing the civil service along in order to position himself to be able to formally oust May and seize control. He's probably politicking harder than he ever has in his entire life over the past few days.

I don’t

i hate myself more than you ever could

Henry.

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Having Chicken legs, roast spuds with broccoli and peas for tea.

I hope this ends up meta and becomes a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot.

It was a ploy.

No.

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Katy Balls

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i did that back in '16 with some yank flexing pieces

I'm surprised at Henry actually he doesn't seem the type.

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>Cropping out best Issy
Typical Dingle

Oh look at this. How could he? Simon.

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I dint crop nuffin

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say something nice about me

Isn't she still suicidal about getting BTFO on twitter?

Id probably be dead if I’d bought a boat

You've had sex

>This task was appointed to you, Frodo Baggins of the Shire.

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>Zac goldkike
Why?

Revenge

could you bongs do an expanding brain meme but with your favorite brands of tea?

it's no pershing but we can be on our way to belize before the night ends

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I've reet gone off bread in the past decade, i pretty much dont eat bread these days, but if im gonna, i tend to stick to wholewheat.

Its fucking hard to top a bacon/sausage butty made with warburtons toastie though tbf.

fuck copied the wrong pic

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why dont we just cut the island in 2 like korea, with all the brexit means brexit people moving norf and the stop bregsit folk moving south? we can call the top half scotland and the bottom half london

fucking this

When your daughter's had her first blood, I'll put a son in her

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You fuckin, Bumbaclart.

>small brain - pg tips
>medium - tetleys
>big - twinings
>huge - Yorkshire tea

we've all done it lad dont worry

save me is my bar you cunt