GET IN HERE
>HAITI IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP
WE'VE TAKEN OVER THE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN HAITI
>THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN ASSASSINATING PEOPLE OVER THE PAST 48 HOURS
POTENTIAL COP D'ETAT IN PROGRESS
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Shithole country
lol
Real source?
>haiti is about to blow up
lol who? good!
tout pèp la ap fini pa wè se manti yap bay pèp la . pèp la pap janm okipe moun kap moute tèt yo ankò . depi lontan yap fè manti konsa
>us literally just invaded a country
>no mainstream news outlet is reporting on it
it's fake news
>a random person tweeted a thing I can't confirm
Oh wow, breaking news.
Lmao 6k rts on some dumb fake shit
Stop spamming shit about some shithole that hates Americans. Fuck em.
Haiti just flew over my house
A Haitian just starved over my house
this. who cares?
Cool
Hmm who am I supposed to believe, random twitter user probably on the kremlin payroll or trusted television personality conan obrien? I think I know who i'll listen to
i hope that we won't send anymore peacekeepers to die in that shithole
got any video?
lol, better get snaks and get comfy
From what I've heard, the countryside has some beautiful parts. The country is just dirt poor and has a bad reputation.
PEDOS GOIN DOWN
>stop spamming shit about American military intervention in the Clinton Foundation's backyard organ farm
WUBS
If you think what blacks did to English was bad... look at what they did to French.
but its the 18th right now and nothing happened
Why would the news report about all the secret shit we do? Our spy program against the USSR wouldn't have been effective if our news anchors broadcast every single thing they do. Fuck me its like you've never played black ops 1 or watched sicario
Any word on senior leadership getting arrested? Private corporations/Red Cross shutting down operations?
An earthquake happened couple years ago
Niggers still alive
Nothing to worry
If you actually read it, the guy gives like 20 posts as responses to that tweet, explaining why.
Haiti has a coup every 10 years, who cares.
Didnt they bust an orphanage down the street from the resort for child prostitution?
clintons are getting uppity
Shills are angry today this must be why
>the countryside has some beautiful parts
>the parts of it where no haitians live are beautiful
I think this Haiti thing has something to do with Mexico. And maybe China/North Korea.
>3 dozen marines land down ground zero of that shithole in some attack choppers
>wipe out a couple nogs and pay off anybody white enough to whistleblow
>return american approved "order" to the gov
>leave
if this is real it'll be over in about 72 hours and will either not be in the media or will be heavily under-represented
I don't know what you're talking about asshole, Haiti is a paradise.
Clintons in suicide chapt?
Haitian creole is fucked up. A lot of the people know proper French though.
I had a great time on my vacation there.
but niggers aren't people
>nigs nogging
>happening
pick one
...
Snopes already debunked your right wing nazi conspiracy theory yesterday. Hope you guys enjoy what little time you have left at this shithole site cause it's going down. We won we always do. It only took 6 months and about $100k in resources. Plus our profit. lol
>losing is winning
>ministry of truth said so
I'm pretty sure the proprietor of this rumor is copying a West Wing episode.
I'm calling it now, according to these fools a U.S. soldier is going to get "kidnapped" or "killed".
The Rev. Al Sharpton, center, speaks to reporters about the detainment of Haitian refugees during a news conference at the corner of 54th street and North Miami Ave in Little Haiti Saturday, Nov 2, 2002, in Miami. Executive director of the Caribbean American Network, Leslie Thomas, left, and Dania Beach, Fla., Mayor Robert Chunn, look on. A boat carrying over 200 Haitians reached Florida shores last week. Dozens of men, women and children on board the wooden freighter plunged into shallow waters and scrambled onto a major highway. (AP Photo/David Adame)
Snopes
Winning
Poster is retarded
There isn't anything. This is day of rage pizza anger Q ology user hacker group pools closed tier BS until further notice. It's Sunday. Kids are bored.
This is the richest man in Haiti
Notice anything?
Addendum: we actually did close the pool. That was real, and it was a good day.
Quick rundown:
>the president (javael moise) stole international gibs meant for reconstruction
>people protest
>former governor and presidential candidate jean-charles moise took advantage of the protests to stage a coup
>coup failed
>his supporters and opponents of the president are in the streets rioting
>government is using police to put down the protests
>us military is taking americans out of the country
They will be fine in America
Don’t worry.
America was founded on Christianity and we all know Jesus was black.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell. Every fucking time.
fpbp
SHUT IT DOWN
HAITI
So I heard in another thread that Venezuela lent some money to Haiti and that money disappeared as well along with other gibs.
>inb4 this leads to complete collapse of Venezuelan banks
>final straw that breaks the back of venezuela
>brazil intervenes to stop the destruction
>rest of south america starts taking sides
>all out regional war
i want a big happening
Let it happen.
>misogynist bisexual murderers
Yarrrr I need no more evidence ye devious bilge rat.
Yeah, tough to form a stable and prosperous society when you have the big powers constantly gunning at you and stirring up shit in your country. But I'm sure this time old Uncle Sam will fix things right up.
lol
>the "colonialism ruins a country" narrative
youtube.com
Get the clintons
DAILY REMINDER THAT HAITI DESERVES ITS FATE AND IS BEING ETERNALLY PUNISHED FOR SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE OF LIGHT
>en.wikipedia.org
A reminder that Monica Peterson was killed for being hooker.
He wasn't wrong. The French were pretty brutal in some of their colonies.
Holy shit i'm scared, in the past hour I've seen fighter jets, bombers and military helicopters flying over my house... I guess it is to protect our borders.
I need the one where the dude is tossing a dead kid like a sack of potatoes please
The Chad Eagle
vs
The Beta Hispaniolan trogon
>Oh no's
Call me when we end up paying for the cleanup and making it something worth visiting again.
please don't a refugee crysis around latin america is goig to backfire for both brazil and us
i don't want venezuelans and haitians on my town
Yeah totes man, a lasting, PERMANENT debilitating effect. The bruuutality of the French blights the ground and creates negative aether energies that make it impossible for any black country to ever succeed there ever again.
It's not just what they did over 200 years ago. It's what they've been doing for over 200 years since. France and the US in particular have been taking turns fucking over the country.
Shit guys mud cookies just flew over my house, is something happening?
a Haitian ate my cat (no joke)
he was chilling outside, and the nigger took him (the cat was kinda fat, so it could`t run on time)
Should I throw a Molotov to his house?
God damn...
KEK
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
Have the Haitians sent their list of demands to the Clintons?
You’ve been on Jow Forums too long if this doesn’t surprise you in the least
What fuckin money does Venezuela even have to give, id think feeding your people would take priority?
i don't even know where haiti is on a map and i literally could not care less.
Are you the DR bro that shows up in every Haiti thread to shit on Haitians?
idc just don't want a refugee invasion
TFW you knew it´s probably true and not a larp.
twitter com/AssoEntelekheia/status/1064283485807013890?s=19
Weird how the powers hate Haiti so much but don't care enough to ruin the Dominican Republic.
>has billions
>Haitians are eating mud cakes
>could make UBI a reality
>chooses to remain a like
#UBI4Haiti when?
*kike
SCHITTHOLE
>literal no one on twitter
>Qfag fanatic conspiracy theorist
>unsourced photos
>no reputable source reporting it
>follows narrative that Clinton Foundation is big, evil human trafficking machine and Orange Man is good
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a LARP
QRD
Yes, kill all those niggers
Aprovecha de matar negrombianos tambien
We also lost a bunch of our assets in China after the Clinton server "hacks".
They're already here user.
Brazil and Colombia should join forces and wipe Chavez spawns from the face of the earth, like we did with Solano Lopez.
You should care. It is only a few leagues away and full of AIDS.
Also, being this proud of your own ignorance is mad niggerish
If I ever want to commit suicide I'm going on vacation in Haiti with a shit ton of shiny costume jewelry
>le damage control