UK police thread
UK police thread
Noah Taylor
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Angel Baker
r.i.p. op
Christopher Rogers
Ryder Robinson
All UK cops do anymore is arrest people for unlicensed TVs, cutlery, and wrongthink
Liam Fisher
Every cop in the UK that attempts to enforce these "laws" should be lynched.
Daniel Allen
>your
Jason Carter
careful
Ayden Johnson
I hope you weren't beginning to think that islamic chiuld rape was bad!
Kayden Roberts
Most recent bulls hit.
Landon Gutierrez
Jonathan Barnes
Hudson James
Anthony Parker
Eli Jackson
Kevin Carter
Why are your police so fucking cringy?
Nathan Collins
it's YOU'RE you fat fucking spastic fagots
Jacob Hughes
(user was arrested for this post)
Dominic Cooper
our country is low IQ
Noah Howard
pathologies of a northern germanic country
Levi Rodriguez
>only boys and gals
what about 759 other genders huh?
Ian Ramirez
Jason Baker
It's not the policeman's fault. It's the sjw politicians, and police commissioners fault. Police officer has to do what their told or loose the job.
Bentley Jones
Jack Morgan
they're told
fnafj
Leo Campbell
>checked and bumped
love these orwellian threads
Cooper Rogers
Fnafj=five nights at Freddy’s jumbo?
Lincoln Collins
Thank you I didn't notice the mistake.
Austin Jones
They aren't lying. My cousin was trolling a muslim UK woman on twitter and the police in the UK reported him to the police in his town here in the USA and he got arrested for cyber harassment and spent 3 months in county jail.
Luis Young
fuck i thought Wessex was safe
Andrew Scott
youtube.com
>Your penis is offensive
Logan Sanders
you're welcome, also it's lose the job not loose
Matthew Bailey
Nathaniel Morris
>may
best PM ever
William Bennett
How the hell does that work?
Grayson Morgan
cunts got me banned from twitter.
Ryan Bell
Ethan Perry
Luis Johnson
Jace Richardson
No she's a traitor.
Cooper Roberts
omg man, could anyone have got a better deal against the euro tiger junker?
pls get perspectives
Brody Williams
How does anyone get any work done in your country with the police stealing all of the tools? Are they going to start confiscating sticks and branches from trees next?
Henry Edwards
FOOK THE CROWN. Not only did my ancestors LEAVE the UK, but they also took part in the WAR against them for our independence. British PEOPLE are fine, but I will ALWAYS be against THE CROWN.
Jonathan Evans
White girl rape rings isn't hate is it officer faggot?
Colton Foster
1 post by this ID
Jason Morales
Could any one get a better deal than one where we're subject to all EU laws and regulations indefinitely when we leave...yes I'm pretty sure they could.
Kayden Rogers
Absolutely false.
Eli Cook
lol
Jaxson Brown
In the faggot cucked ass UK (uGAY) you can only hate if you're white. I guess dogs can also be charged with hate crimes, look it up! the UK is such a faggot cuck ass country, FOOK THEM! EIRE!
Justin Bell
Lies
Joshua Hill
Uk will never recover. Sad tbqh
Nicholas James
Is that fucking real? Can you post a link to the tweet? Wtffff
Brayden Miller
When I became a cop, Bobby's had this mystique about them. Some heritage for me to live up to.
In the past few years specifically, I don't even want a Bobby helmet anymore. So fucking embrassing to see how police in thr UK function.
Adam Taylor
I have a bike, am I going to jail?
Dominic Cox
Juan Sanders
Xavier Richardson
oh. when you put it that way
mogg or the idiot haired one?
Robert Moore
You're already in jail.
Noah Gomez
Bullshit. You have to be in the British dystopia to be arrested for some faggot's hurt feelings.
Lincoln Johnson
At least you Brits still have your guns... right g-guys
John Martinez
Creepy
Caleb Hall
The thought police rocked up and hauled him away for wrong think before he could post again.
Aiden Gomez
Is that for real
Brandon Fisher
BAZINGA!
Chase Wilson
She makes terrible deals which sum up to we're not in the EU in name. She removes the option of no deal which she could of used as a threat against the EU. She could of repealed the ECA 1972 and offered free trade etc etc but no she goes begging to the EU like a country that's capitulated. Fuck may.
Adrian Cooper
Jace Lewis
depends, you got a license for it?
Owen James
more then slavcucks yes
Aiden Campbell
The UK is a giant jail goyim. FOOK THE UK.
Noah Gonzalez
Nice. I like these.
Dominic Watson
just post allahu akbar at the end of your post and then they can't do shit
Nathan Allen
why do you need guns when your gov will nuke you?
yeah, I was just messing, she's your worst ever PM, and retarded
I sabed it, and I'm not sorry
Adam White
lmao calm down 56%er
Asher Perez
Is Shelftron kill?
Jordan Brooks
Matthew Reyes
No, pls don’t hurt me officer
Ethan Baker
>Call 999Whatsyour emergency
>Oi m8 someone called me a bloody faggot on the 5chans
>get door kicked in
>m8 do you 'ave a loicence for dat anonymous shitpost?
>lolno
>forced to strip naked, get a bag thrown over your head, hogtied, and thrown into the back of a police vehicle
>go to station
>forced to create a naked human pyramid with other shitposters without a loicense while god save the queen plays on repeat
Cooper Edwards
Brayden Hall
You're really bad at counting.
Jose Johnson
The ride never ends
Logan Myers
Easton Morales
>speak good english
For fuck's sake, who wrote this?
David Fisher
I do too lol
Samuel Johnson
They're fully outlawed know due to the fact you could hurt people buy peddling into toddlers playing at the park. All loicenses are invalid please hand in bikes to your local police station. Don't expect compensation we're broke.
Logan Perry
Could have been worse. He could have had a cheese grater.
Dominic Hill
>999, what's your emergency?
>Oi, some bloke spouted nonsense about Muslims!
>Don't worry, miss. Our chappers in blue will rescue you.
>Thank you, and God Bless the Queen!
>u wot?
>I-I mean, Allah Bless the Queen.
>That's better. Ave a good day, Miss.
Isaiah Gray
The fact that you know this reference means you're a faggot. The fact I SAID the reference means I'M a faggot. This paradox cancels it out so neither of us are faggots. Well played, sir.
Sebastian Clark
Holy shit, what an absolute cringe country. It’s like once they lost their empire they gave up on everything within their own borders as well. Can you imagine the reaction you’d get from Oliver Cromwell or Richard the Lionhearted now, showing them what this nation has become?
Tyler Evans
Wtf do people just stash baseball bats in random places? They found them? Is this like a vidya game where you jist find random hidden weapons?
Luis Lopez
Is he dressed as en Easter egg?
That's offensive to non-Christians.
Logan Peterson
gang stash points
Caleb Evans
>retroactively deciding something is a crime even if you don't know it is a crime based on loose wording
What a fun place to live, how are you not killing police and government officials in the streets?
Joseph Long
Actually we’re both faggots owo
Isaiah Murphy
Are European police all power tripping douchebags? Also why do they wear hi-vis at all times? American police look cool and are usually bros
Liam Morris
Don't act like you would do that user, we all know they're taking your guns and no one is revolting.
Alexander Gutierrez
>Is this like a vidya game where you jist find random hidden weapons?
The UK is a video game with NPC cops who's sensitivity is turned up to max in the settings so you gain wanted level for doing absolutely anything at all except for the muslims who are using a cheatcode.
Landon Miller
Agreed, put him in the slam house!
Juan White
Conveniently stashed at ballparks.
Ryder Flores
Ethan Jones
unfortunately its probably real m8 but i dont have the sauce
Noah Williams
Nooo!!! Oh well, where's the astroglide?