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hope its a NO TRIPFAGS EDITION?

Up nice and early for a long day of NEETing. Feel sorry for you wagecucks

How does one become a neet?
I said as I go to work to do a 11 hour shift

i am also interested as I start my 12hr shift in 9 minutes

Go to your GP and get a sick note for depression. Send it to the DWP then you're sorted.

We won’t be cogs in the machine for too long lad

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Didn’t work last time.
I had to have an interview why I can’t work and failed.

Supposedly 800,000 of 16 to 24 year olds are NEETs, sounds rather high I thought but it used to be higher.

You have anxiety attacks just leaving your home. You have dizziness and blackouts because of the anxiety attacks. Instant support group and £250 a fortnight.

is that it ?
i get that a day at work

>800,000
that's incredible

>tfw I live less than 2 minutes from a Greggs outlet.
>all the food is less than half price

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>i get that a day at work
Also make some inappropriate comments about paki's during your interview. That actually gets you more points too

>14. Appropriateness of behaviour with other people, due to cognitive impairment or mental disorder.
>Has, on a daily basis, uncontrollable episodes of aggressive or disinhibited behaviour that would be unreasonable in any workplace.

Enjoy living on £250 every fortnight while average wagecucks make 4 times that a fortnight.

I get rent and council tax paid too on top of that

Enjoy being consumed by the abyss as the years stretch out before you like a big, dark empty void

Excluding the NEETs that are so because they're dumb, I can hardly blame them. Most people can only hope to work a soul-crushing job for a faceless corporation so that they can go home to their Deanbox. Starting your own business in this country is a fucking nightmare thanks to government regulation. Free enterprise is pretty much dead here.

5 years of NEETing so far and it's great. I wake up when I want, then play steam games until I'm tired and decide to go to bed.

It's easy to say that when you're in a good mood.
The reality is when you're at your lowest it's just you being honest with yourself and seeing things as they are.

>‘Seize the moment!’ MPs demand House of Lords URGENTLY axe 200 peers
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>Meghan and Harry face 'tax nightmare' at the hands of US officials
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>Energy firms likely to miss smart meter deadline, warns Which?
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>Girl thrown from horror spinning ride
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>David Cameron for Prime Minister? He ‘must COME BACK and save UK from Brexit’
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>Sir David Attenborough bids for Xmas number one with ‘field recordings’ album
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>Brexit deal: Theresa May faces defeat over plan to force release of economic analysis of her plan
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>Sentencing set for man after guilty plea in family killings
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>Sri Lanka president calls third vote on no-confidence motion against Rajapaksa
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>Testy Exchange Between Marr and Shami
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>Cambodia says Khmer Rouge tribunal that convicted 3 is done
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i'm hoping becoming a tranny will make me unemployable
trouble is i'm doing a bit too well
slightly worried that someone will say i look fine and offer me a job

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You clearly don't need to be worried.

Anyone fancy some crisps?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=JtrAIvi1VP4

>youtube.com/watch?v=JtrAIvi1VP4

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thank god for that
i suspected the other trannies were lying just because i look better than most of them

nice
cheers mate

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imagine living in the UK

:3

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Today I saw a strange post on Facebook . It was about how the poster had only just discovered that 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc was suffixed with the last letters of the full word e.g., first, second, third.

It had hundreds of likes, and people commenting
>Mind blown
Etc

How is it possible to reach adulthood without knowing that, or reaching that conclusion.

it's a conspiracy to trick me

I think you could pass
In this picture you defs look like an ugly girl

>you defs look like an ugly girl
that is what i keep thinking desu
maybe if i got my nose and chin fixed i might rise up from ugly to the level of plain

Just learn to do makeup well

i'm working on it
i try practice every day even if it's just enough to hide my beard shadow
ggole even have suggestions food hobbies and films i might like
i already love to sing and i've seen 3 of the 5

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It's really not that bad if you know how to play the game. You can write off A LOT of stuff against taxes and there's even a fuel mileage allowance. It's far better than a lot of places in the world.

>reach adulthood
Perhaps they never did?

Are you seriously becoming a tranny or just LARPing?

Back from my ban, lads. I bet you nearly forgot about my vocaroo's:

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There is literally nothing wrong with Mbwembe and Ngubu hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES MIMBWASA! STRAIGHT DOWN THE GARDEN PATH, THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!
AL RASHIDI COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE SPLASHES ACID RIGHT IN MY UNCLES FACE HIS SCALP IS COMING OFF LIKE POTATO PEEL, NICE LITTLE STAB AS HE GOES DOWN!
MIMBWASA DODGES ME DAD WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BASEBALL BAT, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE DOOR. SLAMS THE DOOR, CLOSING IT INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING UP THE STAIRS! PUSHES ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S AT THE TOP OF THE LANDING AND STRAIGHT INTO ME SISTERS CUNT!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

national hero

I got a 20 day ban for doxxing pube, reporting 1000x tripfag posts and making copypasta about how Eddie neglects his child. Now I'm back.... to talk politics.

So, Brexit, wassatallaboutden?

Check this out for a pretty good synopsis about the bad sides (are there any good) of the EU divorce "deal":

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/11/the-top-40-horrors-lurking-in-the-small-print-of-theresa-mays-brexit-deal/

Penned by... Steerpike. Surely not the same guy who used to grace our humble general? He always posted the front pages.

Fucking neet scum
I'm in education, training, and employment at the same time

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How are you, cauldy? What are you up to today?

>i try practice every day even if it's just enough to hide my beard shadow
Pretty sure the NHS pay for beard removal for trannies

It's a shame they don't remove the whole head.

Lads do you think May will be gone and we get a new GE soon?

youtube.com/watch?v=cpofPhpAzW0

Does May get ousted today?

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Hopefully May will be gone, but we DO NOT want another GE right now, in my opinion. There are no safe options to vote for right now, so we're better off with the devil we know, and if May goes then the Tories will undoubtedly swing right (which is why they installed Maybot in the first place: to prevent an all-out swing to the right in the party born of dionysian enthusiasm for Brexit).

They are checking you out as soon as you enter the building, not just in the interview.

getting ready to go to work
caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and i look like someone who just spent 3 days playing old school runescape and drinking

i've got the countenance of the bloke at 03:40 of that owen jones tory video
youtu.be/y_JDQinNE8w?t=220

how about you

You look like my nan lol

KEK

Yep, getting ready for work, also. Plastering a ceiling today. Didn't sleep last night; tried several times but to no avail. Early night for me after work!

Who actually was it ? Idk. Nelson?

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>chimneys

I had Greggs once to see what it was like and i paid hald a pound for a sausage roll and still managed to feel like i got ripped off. Nearly threw up. Couldnt even finish it.

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Greggs killed off three independent bakers/food shops here.
I had one of the greggs pies once it looked like it had vomit as a filling.
What the attraction to them is?

Morning frens

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Cheap and convenient. Nobody pretends it is gourmet, you get what you pay for.

Good morning :)

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Thursday

Prove it

Why? Why not today or tomorrow?

READ THESE
JAMES MASON - SIEGE
scribd.com/document/374193539/james-mason-siege-pdf
DAVID MYATT - GUIDE TO THE TACTICS AND STRATEGY OF REVOLUTION
ironyouthparty.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/strategy.pdf
WILLIAM LUTHER PIERCE - THE TURNER DIARIES and HUNTER
nslegion.org/Books/The_Turner_Diaries.pdf
THEODORE KACZYNSKI - INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE and ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
lionandcompass.com/industrial-society-and-its-future.pdf
we.riseup.net/assets/389236/Kaczynski Anti-Tech Revolution Why and How.pdf
RAGNAR REDBEARD - MIGHT IS RIGHT
resist.com/Onlinebooks/might-is-right-ragnar-redbeard.pdf
PENTTI LINKOLA - CAN LIFE PREVAIL?
scribd.com/document/385584191/can-life-prevail-by-pentti-linkola-2009
MAO TSE-TUNG - ON GUERILLA WARFARE
marines.mil/Portals/59/Publications/FMFRP 12-18 Mao Tse-tung on Guerrilla Warfare.pdf
COMBAT 18 - NATIONAL SOCIALIST POLITICAL SOLDIER'S HANDBOOK
archive.org/details/NationalSocialistPoliticalSoldiersHandbook
CORNELIU CODREANU - FOR MY LEGIONARIES
resist.com/Onlinebooks/For-Legionaries.pdf
BEN KLASSEN - THE WHITE MAN'S BIBLE and NATURE'S ETERNAL RELIGION
creativityalliance.com/eBook-BenKlassen-TheWhiteMan'sBible.pdf
jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/Natures_eternal_religion.pdf

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The 3pm shadow means you don't need to worry

>Doxx pube
When did this happen?

Horatio Nelson yes.

May won't admit she got 48 letters so the MPs will have to come out to the media to prove it. Utter shitshow.

Apparently she had a murder board trying to figure out whos plotting against her lmao

Good luck with brexit lads.

I'm parched

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Help i'm in a toilet

Let's hope a lovely women happens by to piss into your mouth

hey angl*s I'm bit out of loop but did brexit deal happen or not :D?

May fucked it, also watch this vid. It makes me thirsty

Oh yes please i'm ever so thirsty

I only fap to 2d

Don't say furries

of course not

Good, that would be weird

The triumvirate of Brit/pol/.

Hellos frens.
Have you watched the "The Lobby: USA" documentary?
Do you want to raise awareness to it and the crimes of election meddling AIPAC against American citizens on American soil?
Now its easy! Just share this meme online and IRL and get the general public behind the termination of AIPAC, once and for all!

Links:
Part 1:
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youtube.com/watch?v=Y9dv6_h9Vp0
Part 2:
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Part 3:
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Part 4:
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>Suggestion:
Go print 100 of those, spread them around then call the local news with a burner and act like a concerned Israel first traitor so we can get free publicity for the documentary.

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Eddie, Pube and WN

Where do I, the toiletboy, fit in?

Happy International Men's Day lads

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46/48

Not been into work in 2 days

and I said Israel is a terrorist state.... and not a morally legitimate one

If you dont like greggs youre not white

beans INSIDE the pasty?

well weird tha

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Luv curry
Luv kebab
Ate pakis

Simple as

Looks like its dedicated to Nicola Sturgeon. The strongest man in British politics.

The way i see it, if you don’t like Greggs you ARE white

Nicola is hot , for a scot

The way i see it fuck off back to your own shithole and leave ours alone

race pastry traitor

>beach without poo
fake

We were told at the start it would be a long long process so I don't know what all the recent fuss is about, Labour tricks no doubt

Lies. I’ve been to Scotland and they’re not that bad. Plus everyone in Scotland I saw was white

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rate my english accent

May the unmovable. Told you nothing would happen. Only about 22 letters lmao fucking shameful