Why are you not playing the white man's instrument?

The stupid twanger thing keeps rubbing against my teeth.

I've had several and wanted to play one since I was little because Snoopy played one. I think one was even branded as a Snoopy harp. Never could get them to work worth a shit. Any tips or pointers? Is there a brand of harp you reccomend?

it's all about how you inhale and exhale, and how you shape your mouth to influence all the wah-wah sounds.
just breathe in or out in time with the rhythm and it should work if you practice hard enough.

>BOING A BOING BOING BOING BOING
>HOOEY HAHA WEEE WERR BOINB BOING BING BONG

WOW GREAT INSTRUMENT YOU GOD DAMN JEWS

youtu.be/YeAp1fPt8Eg
It's pretty easy to play. I got the hang of it within a day.

i had one once...it fell into a fire...no great loss.

it's probably the oldest musical instrument except for hitting rocks with bones. the jews probably branded it themselves to keep the goyim from pursuing their history.

Australia just gets scarier and scarier.

what the fuck

nigger detected

Check out my new drinking horn

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WTF! I love jews nao!

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I want to do shrooms with that woman.

That's the sound my woman makes in bed. I don't know about yours or maybe you're just not doing it right.
DOESY DOE AND ROUND AND ROUND UNCLE JIM BOB SAYS GET DOWN

Literally a Jews Harp. sounds cool but all hebraic things have to go.

holy fuck! thats amazing

Heh same. I didn't get a Snoopy one but I got one because of Snoopy.

>Juice harp
>had one when I was 5
>thought it was a kids toy my whole life
>this thread blew my mind
Politics?

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Poor man's TB303

All jokes aside, pic related is the true White man's instrument. Electronic music could not exist without White people, who discovered and harnessed electricity, and invented electronics.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QkldkfoeVQc

i dont give a shit that thing is so fucking cool

>*bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow* 's in your path
What now wyteboi

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i was pleasantly surprised by this

>constantly developing rust
>bangs against your teeth if you're not extra careful
>sounds like shit

Learn to throat sing like a real man, faggot

youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98

>almost 2 million views
>hardly any ratings
>comments disabled
Wonder why he had to disable comments that video was awesome from the "I can see your buttcrack" to the face he made at the end.

Watch this. For real.

Synth Britannia

Documentary following a generation of post-punk musicians who took the synthesiser from the experimental fringes to the centre of the pop stage. In the late 1970s, small pockets of electronic artists including the Human League, Daniel Miller and Cabaret Volatire were inspired by Kraftwerk and JG Ballard and dreamt of the sound of the future against the backdrop of bleak, high-rise Britain. The crossover moment came in 1979 when Gary Numan's appearance on Top of the Pops with Tubeway Army's Are Friends Electric heralded the arrival of synthpop. Four lads from Basildon known as Depeche Mode would come to own the new sound whilst post-punk bands like Ultravox, Soft Cell, OMD and Yazoo took the synth out of the pages of the NME and onto the front page of Smash Hits. By 1983, acts like Pet Shop Boys and New Order were showing that the future of electronic music would lie in dance music. Contributors include Philip Oakey, Vince Clarke, Martin Gore, Bernard Sumner, Gary Numan and Neil Tennant.

youtube.com/watch?v=TK1P93r9xes

>Jaw Harp
>kike harp
Get a fucking harmonica faggot.

where 2 learn about electricity and dischord.

Is that a cone snail shell?

True... though Bob Moog was a kike (I still like his synths though)

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>Glorious Aryan Polyphonic Synthesizer, allowing anywhere from one to multiple keys to played at once
>Corrupted Jew Monophonic Synthesizer, allowing one and only one note to be played at any given time

SMDH

It's actually a holy land market kosher odorless ram's horn polished shofar medium size 12"-14", with leather pouch and shofar blowing

>White man's
>Rich in american history
So which one? America certainly isnt white.

fuck humans are neat animasl.

Thank G-d one of his chosen is here to tell everyone who is and isn't white.

That was invented by a dutch jew, cletus.

He disabled comments because it's staged as fuck.

I do play it

>literally invented by someone named Christian
>Dutch jew
Pick one

It exists in a dozen cultures and has been a part of central Asian music for at least a thousand years but probably more

>he thinks that a -mann means jewish
>he thinks that a jew would be called christian

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>he thinks that a jew would be called christian
That would be an incredibly good disguise for one though.

i wanted one as a kid from watching snoopy play one

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I can play a mean harp but it chipped the fuck out of my tooth
I haven't touched it since I noticed the entire cutting edge of my front right incisor had been chipped off

Nb4 OP makes thread about trading in your PS4 for a dreidel.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Z5nH0PWMpI&list=PL044D7ABC2B744027
Is the harmonica based and redpilled?

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>>Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt played one
>>Rich in American History
>>Manly as fuck
Only a dentist would spread this disinformation.
And by dentist, I mean...
yeah. you got it

the huwite man's instrument

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But I am

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You got a problem with boinging, mate?

I think he's got a problem with bonging.

How many teeth have you broken?

I haven't seen one of these in about 30 years.

Fugg it sounds just like abo music.

yeah i remember this shit as a kid. Damn i miss my fucking teeth

youtu.be/Rru5jRWqj0c

>That part at 3:37 where she transitions into a beat that wouldn't be out of place in a cheesy cyberpunk movie
God fucking damn. Wh*teoids must reclaim this instrument from the Hebrew scum.

>American History

Hahaha, what the fuck is THAT?! Nigger, I can trace my own bloodline hundreds of years before you ever where a ”nation”. Fucking burgers, pathetic scum.

Checked and kek'd

Its a mungiga
youtu.be/RtvRkD1gF7g
Swedish instrument, not American.

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That pic.... apocalypse now, please?

>Electricity was invented by white people after all civilizations already used it in the form of a bonfire.

So much cooler now.

It's nothing to do with Jews you retards

>American History
>white
even vodka niggers are whiter than you jamals

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

I wish I could Sygyt it's so fucking cool

psytrance jaw harp
fuck

youtu.be/6DjOYlsXrvs?t=2m21s

Here's a guy using a jaw harp AND throat singing

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This is a Malaguena.
youtube.com/watch?v=lxDQQDF6j0Y

Get that shit fixed before it gets infected. I had the same thing happen and got a gnarley abscess because of it, ended up losing the whole tooth now I got a big hole in my mouth.

i do

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I used to have one but it was difficult to get it to make any noise.

Praise Tengri!

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I have one. I have no musical talent.

>dubsteppe

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Naw. It's a jaw harp. I've heard it called Jews harp, but they don't seem to have any connection to it. Jews are never creative.

Checked

Johnny boing boing was better. He looks like a fag and doesn't make music vids anymore, but he was pretty good with various instruments.

>Not taking the glass harmonica pill
>Playing glass harps all the rage in Europe
>Ben "Big Dick" Franklin says 'Fuck that, I'm gonna make a badass version of this.'
>Motzart gets a boner for it, writes some music for it
>Becomes the next big fad
>Unfortunately wanes in popularity since the instrument isn't loud enough to put on big performances
youtube.com/watch?v=_XPfoFZYso8

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>bob dylan
>mahler
>mendehlsson
>gershwin
>schoenberg
>bernstein
>berlin
>hammerstein
>billy joel
>neil diamond
>leonard cohen
>paul simon
>gene simmons
>lou reed
>gene simmons
hmmmm

Fuck yea i got a warlock myself!!!

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>wise
sure

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>uuuuuuaaaaaaahaaaauuuuuu
>tap tap tap tap tap tap

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