/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PROUD AMERICAN EDITION

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how's life my dude?

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I miss the actual Iranians that posted here a few years ago.
You guys need some Seyyed Hossein Nasr

JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? JANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

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interesting book shelf.

awoo~

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what the fuck, why doesn't it fade in?

>The only time he has mentioned the white collective was in a tweet about south africa
the shilling is getting really complex. it used to be the long tirade followed by "he never acknoledges it!"
now its starts with "the only time he acknowledged it was x" and THEN they do the same long tirade as before
>then why the fuck aren't non-white taxpayers also equally justified?
they are proven to produce tax takers
in fact, non white taxpayers produce so many non white tax takers, certain states are going bankrupt

the sanctions are working and our rial is collapsing

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Hello, fellow white person.

>cooking with jews
Want my recipies?

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Hmmm...

>tfw 6'4"
tfw a comfortable 5'9

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test

i'm not white, i lied

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I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.

I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.

I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

I’d like head pats with this bump

lol no

I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.

I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.

I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

I am comfortable with my height user, that's all that matters

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>Jerk who refuses to remove Nano's key ITT

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How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a loli's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

I tend to tower over everyone.

>Kellyanne is 5'7"

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A major happening is afoot anons. Wethepizza is the same place Jow Forums‘s old friends Correct The Record liked to meet at!
This is excellent!!

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yikes

No one cares.

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i made the correct decision and i will stand by it

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its blank till frame 6

>daily crusader
Where can I find sources that aren't wishful thinking?

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>I am comfortable with my height user
Yeah I never understood the asspain about it, you work with what you've got.

obama sanctioned you and the rial fell 38%
I remember complaining on facebook about it and nobody liked or shared because they love obama
this was when I was learning how bitcoin works so watching how easily other countries money was being manipulated made me really get into crypto
trumps a typical boomer and has seen iran say "death to america" so of course sanction time again
however look at north korea and trump if you want a peek at the future

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dna results?

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I've been watching voices from the tower, and I can't help from thinking how stupid everyone was. First, if I was on the plane and some Muslim hijacked the plane, I would have immediately stood up and said not today dudes. I then would have punched one guy in his breadbasket, and then break his jaw. I would have methodically eliminated every one of those Muslims. I then would have landed the plane myself. I say all of this not to be a tough guy, because even though that is also true, I am just an old fashioned American who loves his classic rock, and don't take any crap off of people.

It's cute
CUTE!

THE SITE SPLIT IS UPON US

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>This is excellent!!

youtube.com/watch?v=1EPP-Y3fPVs

Hellos frens.
Have you watched the "The Lobby: USA" documentary?
Do you want to raise awareness to it and the crimes of election meddling AIPAC against American citizens on American soil?
Now its easy! Just share this meme online and IRL and get the general public behind the termination of AIPAC, once and for all!

Links:
Part 1:
dailymotion.com/video/x6wisw0
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9dv6_h9Vp0
Part 2:
dailymotion.com/video/x6wiuqj
youtube.com/watch?v=DQfZL9tm2tM
Part 3:
dailymotion.com/video/x6wivtg
youtube.com/watch?v=7Ixdl7lcLjk
Part 4:
dailymotion.com/video/x6wklwn
youtube.com/watch?v=uiZCTH-CS0c

>Sugestion:
Go print 100 of those, spread them around then call the local news with a burner and act like a concerned Israel first traitor so we can get free publicity for the documentary.

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>video not available
What did you mean by this?

Is the auto updater broken for anyone else?

let's make a deal?

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yep

probably related to

Not yet.

that and the update link are broken for me only manual refresh works

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Those uploads don't work for people outside the US it seems:

youtube.com/watch?v=52xoRLh2dWw

YES. Wew thought it was just me.

The utter fagotry that is Twitter

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I know but it says it will fade in until then for me in a shoop

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A visual pattern emerged in your sequence. That's uh... Uh... Uhhhh... That's Chaos Theory.

When wearing boots I get an extra inch of confidence. At least I'm not a dwarf with a booster seat like that aussie in the previous thread

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>Machiavel Pédagogue: Ou Le Ministère De La Réforme Psychologique
>by Pascal Bernardin
Burguers should translate this book and send it to Betsy DeVos
Pic related is in Portuguese

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Let's try this one

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The research seemed proper to me, but I’ll see if I can replicate it for you right quick m8.
Okay this is even better and I don’t know how you do it user! I’ve never heard anything like this.

its so not just you.

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So he's never been with a woman?

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have (you) been with a woman?

Or he's never pleased a woman.

back to F5ing like a bunch of ANIMALS

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A self-lubricating one.

>all of my former partners were very dry
BWAHAHAHAAAAA! Literally advertising turning vaginas into the movie Dune!!!

half worked.

OY VEY, STOP THIS LGTONGOSBFIGBGESAPHOBIA RIGHT NAO

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Just need to take that S out of his last name and BAM! you've got him pegged.

WHATS THE SECRET

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>all of my former partners were very dry
oh no no no

NOOOO
Jow Forums TRICKED ME INTO GETTING A KEYBOARD WITHOUT THE F-ROW

i have to....move my other hand?????

>Okay this is even better and I don’t know how you do it user! I’ve never heard anything like this.

This is one is a bit slower paced:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZqFuGOVxgDI

>not what I wanted though

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>Jow Forums TRICKED ME INTO GETTING A KEYBOARD WITHOUT THE F-ROW
>He fell for the bloatboard meme

NIGGER WHO ARE TRYING TO IMPRESS?!

Someone should, it would help worldwide

>Jow Forums TRICKED ME INTO GETTING A KEYBOARD WITHOUT THE F-ROW
I'll sell you that row for $10
$20 right now, and you can have your F5 key
Just give me that $35 and you'll have all those function keys.

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I sure do hate kikes. And spics. And niggers.

Also good:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hv--135mm8E

sounds like you're volunteering

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>twitter.com/starsandstripes/status/1064438126632873985

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>it's just rich people that don't want them goy

I learned English while shitposting and translating word from word on Dostoyesvky books, I can't volunteer for that shit