Robin Hood is very good at archery because his black teacher taught him
We wuz stealing from the rich and giving to the poor
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>Modernized outfits
Fucking hate these Netflix films.
*Stolen
Thank you Little Jamal for your brotherhood.
Outlaw King was pretty good
True. Blacks have the greatest form of any marksmen.
this is fine, morgan freeman did it first tho
White guy has to learn from a black guy how to be a criminal... did they think this through?
They used Lars Anderson for archery advice, so...
>want blacks to attend movies
>make traditionally white characters black
This means blacks are being deprived of any type of heritage, and they have to usurp white heritage. Humiliating.
But wait, I have a solution
>bunch of Jews make up a black legend
>movie is seen almost exclusively by white basedboys
They just cant't get this right.
Unlike Jow Forums I don't hate blacks and they are getting jacked both ways by Hollywood
>movie seen almost exclusively by white $0yboys
Yes but niggers are dumb enough to keep coming back for more
>A Black guy in a Robin Hood film
T-This is unprecedented!
a muslim teaching robin hood about the lies of the jews. i see nothing wrong here
I vague remember a comedic Robin Hood-esque film that had a funny black sidekick. Mos Def?I can't remember it though
Are these characters supposed to look like they are in antifa?
men in tights with dave chappelle
that's it. come to think of it, there might be more black Little Johns than white Little Johns
Exactly, I'm sure there are many african legends and stories they could tell. Some unique ones which could show that Hollywood is not devoid of originality. That doesn't have to race swap or needlessly pander.
I think they meant
>Robbin' in da Hoods
But they got confused.
Given that this is a fictional character, why couldn't that be true?
niggers in my everything.
thanks jews!
>learns how to murder innocents for money from a black person
I'm not seeing an issue here.
Yeah but how would that relate to some afro living in da hood. They have been given western fiction for the most part.
>because
bcuz
>some bottle falls from a plane
>African man goes on a quest to determine the origin of the strange object
People still watch that movie.
They're telling us the entire continent of Africa is devoid of original Legendarium ripe for exploitation?
Maybe the blacks should think about that information before blaming my kids for their rundown and neglected ghetto.
I knew they would shit on muh heritage just like the recent King Arthur shite. Having a fucking African teaching an Englishman how to use a bow is next level retarded. We had the best longbow archers in Europe and BTFO the French with them multiple times. The hate this report writing of history shit, we wuz tha reel archerz n shiet.
Morgan Freeman wasn't too hard in that film, he was portrayed as a bitbofban outcast with Robin and they had met during the Crusades. It's no like he was usurping Little John or Will Scarlet's roles. Or training Robin to use the English Long Bow
Pretty sure Africans didn't use bows. Sure, they may have copied them from the Romans and Egyptians, but actual Negroes (Sub-Saharan) didn't invent the bow or have any actual cult built up around it.
Robin Hood would have learnt to shoot by his family and local village, who would have been all very white.
we wuz Knights of the Round Table and Sir Bedivere and shiet
Even historical figures there is Mansa Musa, and many Ethiopian rulers which could maje film fodder. However Hollywood is too lazy to actually look into other cultures to try and capitalise on.
When peasants couldn't pay their taxes they said Robin Hood stole it. Centuries later the meme is a movie. Pepe the Great when?
Pretty accurate, no one can steal better than a nigger