CANADA

hi guys, its Canada here. I think we need to sort things out between us.

can you please tell me why my country is so shit? why all services are so slow? why is everyone here so lazy, unproductive and addicted to some form of drug?

why is our prime minister such a prancing faggot and how come we are always so irrelevant on the world stage?

any insights will be greatly appreciated. maybe we're just too big as a country so its hard to organize things here.

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Americas hat

Here is my insight.

OP is a faggot.

Because you’re a whiny loser who needs affirmation on Jow Forums

We're doomed. Hopefully Uncle Trump lets us whites hop the border when the collapse happens

Some guy literally did post the in store prices and yet this terrible forced meme persists.
Because you touch yourself at night.

all of you leafs crave attention, just look at your PM, a true relfection of Canadian society.

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Trudeau

Because you’re like California grew up in New York and moved to Maine. You’re like the worst parts of our country put together. But don’t worry brother, we’ll get blacked to death together.

>rent free

>gay

oh shit it's Grimace

Canada is too big and needs to be broken up

>inb4 buthurt easterners go “ree people died for that leaf”

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Which easterners? The anglos that died in WW1 or the chinks that died building our railroads?

This. Canada is a place to look up to for half the country (though they aren't as vocal about that these days) and the other half sees the worst of us in you - yet similar enough to be familiar. Guess which half posts on Jow Forums.

You're like patient zero for progressive mania in the school system and you're wondering why you're one generation ahead of everywhere else on the road to POZ-land?
>maybe we're just too big as a country so its hard to organize things here.
You organize leaves with a rake, BTW

Canada, as a top-down decision had decided that we have no culture.
>why all services are so slow? why is everyone here so lazy, unproductive and addicted to some form of drug?
There is no call-to-action for canadian men, besides trying to be as unoffensive as possible. Also, it's winter here almost all fucking year so there's not much time to ever enjoy ourselves outside.
>why is our prime minister such a prancing faggot and how come we are always so irrelevant on the world stage?
We're either being the U.S.A's bitch, or impotently railing against them, politically.

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Mama up
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>hi guys, its Canada here. I think we need to sort things out between us.
>can you please tell me why my country is so shit?

You have just put a nigger on your ten dollar bill.

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"let it go on until the civil war comes. we won't be blamed. we'll either have gone or slipped out from under somehow." - Enoch Powell

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>hi guys, its Canada here. I think we need to sort things out between us.
>can you please tell me why my country is so shit? why all services are so slow? why is everyone here so lazy, unproductive and addicted to some form of drug?
>why is our prime minister such a prancing faggot and how come we are always so irrelevant on the world stage?
>any insights will be greatly appreciated. maybe we're just too big as a country so its hard to organize things here.

Your raghead defence minister says it is not okay to be White.

A tweet from approx Nov 6 2018

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The eastern bastards who steal “equalization” money from us every month

She always reminds me of pic related

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