Michael Avenatti - "I will die before I step one foot in prison."

Oh fancy how he complains and writhes in pain when the shoe is on the other foot

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I roll that he unironically shoots himself in the back head and blames Trump for it in his suicide note

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His followers think he can take on the LAPD because they're racist or something.

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F

That seriously sounds like he's threatening the President. He's gonna have a talk with the secret service about this.

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Hes going to suicide by cop

Pretty sure Avenatti will try to go down with an attempt on the Pres. if anything. He's the type of egotistic mental retard that would

If all my years of shitposting and observing the shitposts of high profile retards on twitter have taught me anything, it's that when someone is talking like this it's out of fear.

He's going to get BTFO so hard if he hasn't already been and we're just playing catch-up.

If those are the terms, so be it

F
Rip in Peace Avenatti

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That’s why they are all NPC, they agree with him because he hate trump not because of reason.

when is he court date again, like early December?

Reminder Avenatti would have been charged by now if they had anything worth charging.
Reminder the right overshot their load this time
Reminder Avenatti's position is going to get stronger same way Kavanaugh got stronger after Avenatti overshot his load with fake accusations

Fake tweet

>breaking news via AP. Michael Aventie in custody after attempting to climb White House fence. He was armed with an ak-47 and a had a bunch of Valium on him.

>Reminder Avenatti would have been charged by now if they had anything worth charging.
He was charged retard, he's using lawyer speak to pretend like he wasn't.

he was posting some bizzare stuff last night, this was one of them

He just might clinch the Democratic nomination if he kills himself.

Just checked it. Confirmed fake. I should have known from the retard-level grammar.

Archive proof or GTFO.

He just had his entire law office evicted, his staff are demanding 4 million in back-pay which he doesn't have, his entire case against Trump collapsed, AND he is under investigation for lieing under oath about his part in the whole Kavanaugh affair. All this added to the fact that the people he called "friends" turning on him in the media is probably getting him close to the edge

Is he seriously implying that some literally who kid and Kavanaugh cospired with the LAPD to have him arrested? He's losing his mind, sounds like he knows he's going down for whatever he did. How can people believe this?

Just checked it. I confirm you're wrong, and it is indeed very real.

fuck drumpf

>Is he seriously implying that some literally who kid and Kavanaugh cospired with the LAPD to have him arrested? He's losing his mind, sounds like he knows he's going down for whatever he did. How can people believe this?
all his Twitter followers believed it

Someone call the local police and report a potential suicide risk. He'll be taken into custody and put in protective care.

Don't forget the Russians, they apparently also care about a washed up lawyer whose 15 minutes of fame ran out months ago

at least put some effort into your shilling

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Basta woman right upside the head

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what was he charged with?

Aww, are you upset that I called you a retard because you can't follow basic grammar rules?

#believeallwomen

fake and fucking gay.

This dude's attempt to stay relevant remind me of that chick that was in Hairspray. The fat one. She works in a hair salon now. Someone post the tweets, I don't remember her name.

>fuck with president
>OMG WHY IS BAD STUFF HAPPENING TO ME

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Innocent until proven guilty. Just because the left chooses to ignore this doesnt mean we can. I call for an investigation by the FBI

> be lawyer
> proclaim your intent to violently resist the rule of law
> run for president

Dead before 2020.

This guy cracked. Call the funny farm
#LocoThen #LocoNow #LocoForever

Your right, we should call for an extensive FBI investigation into these accusations with Avenatti

drumpfkins now resorting to making up false tweets

sad!

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So this is the power of retard logic...

Yes including character witnesses from his past.
I hope hes never made an off handed comment in the past at a party. Or perhaps flirted too aggressively. Who knows

Arrest him again

"I will die before I step one foot in prison."

Oh that works for us. In fact let's go this route.

>So this is the power of
I lose it every time nigger.

should we all go on his twitter and see if we can persuade him to an hero on twitch??

i think we should

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Everybody must be judged according to their own rules.

>"I will die before I step one foot in prison."
Roll for month of his suicide. January 2019

Threadly reminder that CPL has been denounced by shareblue as a 2020 candidate. Not even making it up

Thats not good logic for a libertarian

Link to this tweet?

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Felony domestic battary.

creepy porn lawyer is realy retarded
i hope he burn for all the bullshit he writes on twitter

Post a link?
Oh that’s right. You can’t because it’s fake. Faggot.

Is this real?

yes

Where's his law firms office, some side street?

No. Lawyers write all the time, so they can spell and use grammar. OP is a massive retard.

if they could kill 2pac then CPL should be cake

WEW

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My guess is CPL gets busted for cp.

Prescient...

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>embarrassing

point out the spelling and grammar mistakes, retard

Everyone on the right has said he deserves due process as a final fuck you for the whole scotus thing. The way he's panicking in this tweet is clear damage control for whatever comes next.

>Right wing operative falsifies a domestic abuse claim against him
>Law says someone needs to be arrested in such cases
>Regardless of if the claim was legit or not, this gives police permission to enter his home
>Investigators already had their eyes on him for other things
>They find their smoking gun

Kekd

>Just because the left chooses to ignore this doesnt mean we can.
WTF are you talking about? Of course we can. We should absolutely hold these faggot lunatics to their own standards

>I’m coming for you for this conspiracy...
No comma or period. Third grade grammar, retard.

HURR DURR LETS KEEP LOSING WITH DIGNITY GO-I MEAN GUYS

nice bait, asshole, do you have real arguments?

He's going to an hero.

He's already in financial trouble. He'll probably kill himself after a financially unsuccessful book deal and speaking tour in the next 6mo - 1 yr.

Sure.
Post a link, you lying faggot. You can’t because it’s fake. Nobody who writes that often uses the same words back to back.
>I’m coming for you for this
I reads like a retard wrote it. If you can’t post a link, it’s obviously false. There’s no way every news agency wouldn’t write about this if it was real. Threatening the president is a felony, dumbfuck. He’d be facing more charges.
But it’s fake, and you’re gay.

this is not trump curse, this is TRUMP HELLFIRE

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>There’s no way every news agency wouldn’t write about this if it was real.
nice grammar you got there with your double negative, retard, I'm waiting for real arguments, stupid

That should be a requirement for all demtards, I'd vote staight blue

So when are you going to attend third grade, user?

there doens't need to be a period or comma there, stupid

Checked.

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Arrested for jacking it in the streets.

So you going to post a twitter link?
Oh that’s right. It’s fake and you’re gay. You have zero arguments. You know it’s fake.

your augment was over grammar rules, and you failed to point out grammar errors, also there's the possibility Avenatti deleted the tweet

I want to see him rent a white bronco and take police on a chase for an hour.

>Rolling for him shooting up a police station