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That looks like my Cat, Gismo

tfw

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Cute cat user

Everyone ready for the 48th letter tomorrow?

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It kind of looks like my cat Bart, but Bart is cuter

Dead af

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its my cat max

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>tfw never been to Greggs

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Hmmm I know you!

Is that a cat or a ferret? Ffs... even your cats are weird looking.

Moooooooods!

Everything is weird looking to you when it doesn’t involve food

the chicken bake is pretty tasty

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ask me why my cat is called max

See

Greggs isn’t just regular food you filthy heathen.

Maybe one day I will try it.

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My cat is called Lucy :-)

Why?

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My cats lazy as fuck, he’s really fat too, and acts like a dog, he comes to meet me when I come home from work, he cuddles me and watches tv, and he plays fetch. I love him.

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his sister is called pepsi

>I love him
What’s his favourite, peanut butter or do you use something else?

I'm going to tell him you called him lazy and fat.

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Listening to the history of Britain on my way home from work today. They started talking about the first Norman invasion and all I could think of was pic related.

Thank god the normans genocided the celts

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Kek.

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>LOOK DAD I POSTED IT AGAIN

Normans out

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Go suck a totem pole you wimp.

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He’s not bothered.

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Kind of looks like my kitty too. But more masculine. My cat is a pussy.

Like my Laurie Penny goalpost?

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cute cat but overfed. stop feeding him so much

another overfed cat

Red pilled and based.

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Stroke him >:-)

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he's only slightly fat but sometimes I put his biscuit bowl in the cupboard so he can't munch when he's bored

dont give cat food when he wants control his intake. cat meowing is manipulation they dont use it other than with humans

Dog > Cat

cats are more cute desu

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I took in a very old stray cat and I think he has dementia :-(

Dogs are superior to cats in every way.

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Cats are the most cute,sweet animals.

Dogs are wage-slaves.

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stray cat that I've been feeding for months (I think it's stray) has had our timetable messed up by the fireworks and rain but hopefully he comes by tomorrow and I can give him some munch :{

dogs are for people who need to feel in control

cats are for people who like animals

Looks like my cat Spindleshanks

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lmfao, ofcourse a soiboi cuck britbong would spew such dumb bullshit, hurr durr fucking control hurr bet ur compensating hurr you cucked fucking soiboi god damn kys you got a loincense for that toxoplasmosis m8 oh wait youre already fucking gay carry on

Fuck you

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Cat cope

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Dogs are idtiots who eat their own shit. No thanks.

Ian at least post some new pics of Susana Reid.

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Post your favourite songs that you don't hear enough talked about

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>be dog
>DEEEEER WUF WUF
>OWNER THROW BALL
>ME GET BALL
>DEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

I know that feel :(
Adopt him user

Fucking hell, I was literally just listening to Spiderland before I opened this thread

She’s great isn’t she? There’s nudes of her right?

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can't :/
my two cats are shy and it just isn't doable

best I could do is have him captured and taken to the vets for a check up/ see if he's chipped and then release him back into the alley way. I might do that if he survives this winter,which he probs will since bong winters aren't exactly deadly

>dogs are for people who need to feel in control
Why do cat owners always make this argument? Dogs are for people who want additional companionship, as are cats. Why would I want to work to earn the trust of a 20 IQ being?

Why would I want to WORK to earn the trust of a 20 IQ being*

isn't it like the proven psychological reason behind what makes people gravitate towards cats or dogs

dog people are dominant, craving control and cat people are either neutral or submissive

there's nothing wrong with wanting to feel in control as a man. I can kind of get that but it's just one component of dog people.

You're telling me you're fine with not being in control of an animal? Idk, cat owners always use that point as a "gotcha" but the psychology applies to them too.

jesus

I don't think it goes that deep. That's just a of psychological BS from some PhD trying to justify his tenure.

I like both, but I prefer cats simply because they're much easier to take care of on a busy schedule and don't require a lot of additional care.. other than the typical vet trips.

*farts*

2bh im just havin bants and don't care/don't really know what I'm talking about but im pretty sure it does make sense if you consider the subconscious side of things

same

best cat nala

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Looks like both of my cats. Big with yellow eyes like my longhair but shorthair like my shorthair. Black like both.

No I'm saying it's good to be in control. I'm a dog person too.

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It seems they're all wearing some sort of clothing. Could the clothing stores be behind this?

Why haven't Boris and David Davis put their letters in yet?! Are they trying to time doing it for something or are they stupidly putting party first?

Met a norfener who said he gets a curry on Christmas day because cooking a full Christmas dinner is too much work. Genuinely ashamed to be from the north, stuck here with these genuine proles

Pulled pork turned out primo lads.

>50 word university thesis on ngubu due at 8:30
>can't stop watching footy
what do?

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>They're all men

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WTF IS THIS BRIT cucks?

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Imagine being so cucked you have to ask for "consent" before you fuck a woman.

Where are you from? I am near Bolton and everyone cooks a Christmas dinner all around, except the brown people

He is touching his own hand, it's the lady who is overjoyed

Da torehs overcomplicate the recipe so us norfern lads won't get it

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It's fiddy words, just type it out and stop watching

I miss my cat..

It says Wales in the corner

probably meeting cast members of that gay American show 'Hamilton'

>Johnson, whose great-grandfather was Turkish (as he made a point of noting while mayor of cosmopolitan London), was actually one of the biggest proponents for Turkey joining the EU before the referendum. “What are we saying if we perpetually keep Turkey out of the European Union just because it’s Muslim?” he said in 2006. “It sends out the worst possible signal to moderates in the Islamic world.” Since the referendum, he has once again expressed his support for Turkey’s membership.

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Boris Johnson is kind of a fucking Jew

>there are no competent and purely British people in the running to overthrow Theresa May

Sad

Fucking kek! The absolute state.

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Why are all of the over 40? Has anyone ever seen a zoomer norferner

It’s a meme you dip

Bloody JF

nosleep gang

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